Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[Punity]

What's great is that Bill Nye and The Wilson dude are doing exactly what people keep accusing Pats supporters of: they're picking and choosing the bits and pieces of BB's argument the other night that they CAN tear apart, tearing them apart, and conveniently ignoring those that they can't easily defeat.

BB explained, in plain English, that the team's ball preparation process (whatever rubdowns, scuff-ups, or mojo they do to the ball) effectively increases the pressure by 1PSI. They perform this shortly before handing the balls over to the officials. By halftime, the effects of that process (likely, warmer pigskin and bladder from friction or whatever, causing the air in the ball to warm up - but that's just a guess, since BB didn't get into the details of whatever mojo they do to the balls) have worn off, and that 1PSI has disappeared. Further, they did find about .5 PSI just from temperature change alone - which just about anybody who knows Boyle's Law can figure is pretty accurate.

Bill Nye and Wilson Ball dude completely ignored the ball prep angle, and completely attacked the weather and atmospheric pressure angle - never once did BB say that atmospheric pressure had a dang thing to do with it. But what they're arguing is impossible and what BB said happened are two different things.

In simpler terms, eff those guys, they're hacks.

Riiiiight either BillyCheck has a room full of 15 year old boys prepping the balls or maybe his understanding of science is skewed and could use a refresher.


Conveniently Bill Nye is an excellent teacher or perhaps a Mr. Wizard is more his taste.

 

[Punity]

I love that this is like a Climate change debate 10,000 plus people of learned backgrounds claiming that the science says this and four or five yelling the loudest that they couldnt possibly be wrong, because we totally just tested is backstage before this press conference and if you guys were there you'd see why we were right!

 

[GenIke]

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[Cape Brewing]

Succccccck it

I love this whole new ******* conspiracy theory crap.

http://m.espn.go.com/general/blogs/blogpost?blogname=minnesota-vikings&id=11218&src=desktop

The NFL has video of ball boys, in the act of illegally heating balls on the sidelines, to gain an advantage, during a game.

What was the huge massive action taken by the NFL? "Hey guys... you can't do that sooooo... Don't do that anymore"

But.... Now with the Pats... Goodell and Kraft are such good buddies that 40 interviews have taken place, an outside law firm is investigating, and the Pats are being talked about like they reopened Auschwitz.

Yeah... It's all a huge fckuing conspiracy because Kraft and Goodell are such good buddies.

Are these fckutards THAT fckuing stupid naturally or did someone beat their skulls with the Retard Bat?

 

[jammin]

checked in to see if you idiots were still talking about ball pressure... what a shocker

 

[wobrien]

Are you suggesting that the NFL is taking a hard line against the most successful franchise in recent history to make them look bad right before the Super Bowl? Does the NFL all of a sudden not know what's good for business?

If this was something that was unintentional or insignificant, it would've been swept under the rug for sure.

 

[jammin]

The NFL bows to public opinion.

The public hates people that are successful - this is what drives pop culture. Same reason why anything that gets popular, gets mocked and falls out of fair. Hipsters are on the bleeding edge of this trend.

Therefor, the NFL and media is bowing to the public and making a spectacle... kinda like Caesar turning his thumb up or down in the arena.


Way to go you fukking hipsters

 

[day_trippr]

Must.....resist.....urge.....to.....school.....nitwits....

 

[Cape Brewing]

Are you suggesting that the NFL is taking a hard line against the most successful franchise in recent history to make them look bad right before the Super Bowl? Does the NFL all of a sudden not know what's good for business?

If this was something that was unintentional or insignificant, it would've been swept under the rug for sure.

Kinda like the freakin link I JUST posted?

 

[wobrien]

The NFL bows to public opinion.



The public hates people that are successful - this is what drives pop culture. Same reason why anything that gets popular, gets mocked and falls out of fair. Hipsters are on the bleeding edge of this trend.



Therefor, the NFL and media is bowing to the public and making a spectacle... kinda like Caesar turning his thumb up or down in the arena.





Way to go you fukking hipsters

But there'd be public outcry if the NFL said it wasn't even worth investigating.

Cape, I don't care enough to click on any links

 

[Cape Brewing]

But there'd be public outcry if the NFL said it wasn't even worth investigating.

... You mean like they did on the link I just posted?

 

[wobrien]

Still didn't click

 

[user 574]

This is just so funny. I love how you losers keep trying to talk your way out of it. CHEATERS, always and forever. The sooner you accept it the sooner you'll get past it. Also, the sooner you'll realize that your precious Pats will never be considered the greatest ever no matter how many more illegitimate conference championship games you win. *

NFL Football Manufacturer Also Says Bill Belichick Is Full Of Sh!t

best reply to that article!

 

[jbaysurfer]

You Pats people really going to let an innocent equipment guy take the fall for this to go away, rather then speak up? Sign 1,000,001 that being a Pats fan requires you sell your soul.

Shameful.

 

[jammin]

But there'd be public outcry if the NFL said it wasn't even worth investigating.

Cape, I don't care enough to click on any links

thats exactly what I said numb nuts

 

[GenIke]

So who has a more pube like beard, Revis or Sherman?

 

[wobrien]

thats exactly what I said numb nuts

Re-read your own post. You said the public caused the issue. I said there'd be no issue of the NFL didn't do an investigation.

No wonder you live in the middle of no where...

 

[jammin]

Re-read your own post. You said the public caused the issue. I said there'd be no issue of the NFL didn't do an investigation.

No wonder you live in the middle of no where...

that is not what you said. you said:

But there'd be public outcry if the NFL said it wasn't even worth investigating.

either you have horrible grammar or terrible comprehension. in any case - youre responses clearly contradict each other

im not sure why im even responding to you... go home, you're drunk

 

[wobrien]

that is not what you said. you said:


either you have horrible grammar or terrible comprehension. in any case - youre responses clearly contradict each other

im not sure why im even responding to you... go home, you're drunk

Haha, you're right. I meant there'd be NO public outcry and I HAVE been drinking.

But you're still an *******

 

[Punity]

Haha, you're right. I meant there'd be NO public outcry and I HAVE been drinking.

But you're still an *******

At least you understand the point of the thread.

 

[jammin]

But you're still an *******

haha, i accept that

 

[finsfan]

Woah woah woah! Nobody should be saying they were wrong! WFT IS HAPPENING IN HERE! Man up and claim you are always right and never wrong!

 

[GenIke]

I Think Jammin and wobrien are dating

 

[jammin]

I Think Jammin and wobrien are dating

ghey jokes are a timeless classic eh, Ike? right up there with Mom jokes. you just keep being you, don't let anyone hold you down

 

[HoppyDaze]

You know what? **** the Patriots for making the NFL fan base have to listen to this ridiculousness at this time. and the bullsh!t Pats fans are worse than I ever imagined.

 

[GenIke]

ghey jokes are a timeless classic eh, Ike? right up there with Mom jokes. you just keep being you, don't let anyone hold you down

Oh no! you broke up? sorry bro

 

[lschiavo]

Hawks will win now cause there would be far too much conspiracy involved with a pats win at this point. They have been beaten by the media stink already. That all assumes you understand that the outcome of these games is decided long before kickoff. It's still fun though...I guess. I wish they both could loose.

 

[HoppyDaze]

ghey jokes are a timeless classic eh, Ike? right up there with Mom jokes. you just keep being you, don't let anyone hold you down

Your mom Ts the B

 

[wobrien]

Woah woah woah! Nobody should be saying they were wrong! WFT IS HAPPENING IN HERE! Man up and claim you are always right and never wrong!

This coming from a guy whose team logo is a fish jumping over a rainbow?

Oh no! you broke up? sorry bro

Your mom insisted on monogamy, which usually isn't my style, but she is persuasive...

 

[paulthenurse]

Your mom Ts the B

Some of us on this forum adopt irritating and *********-ista personalities as a comic foil, as a way to say things that responsible, civilized members of society never could.

And then there are the irritating and douchebad-istas who show themselves for who they really are.

Personally, I'm firmly in the latter category.

Hey Hoppy, how you dooooin'?

 

[finsfan]

This coming from a guy whose team logo is a fish jumping over a rainbow?

Mark Sanchez..........


That is all.

 

[Cape Brewing]

You know what? **** the Patriots for making the NFL fan base have to listen to this ridiculousness at this time. and the bullsh!t Pats fans are worse than I ever imagined.

(Smooooooches)

 

[HoppyDaze]

Some of us on this forum adopt irritating and *********-ista personalities as a comic foil, as a way to say things that responsible, civilized members of society never could.

And then there are the irritating and douchebad-istas who show themselves for who they really are.

Personally, I'm firmly in the latter category.

Hey Hoppy, how you dooooin'?

Hey bud, what's up my man?

 

[HoppyDaze]

(Smooooooches)

Back at you fella. Let play some effing football

 

[paulthenurse]

Hey bud, what's up my man?

Nuttin. Watching a documentary on the History Channel about a bunch of scofflaws, tax cheats, rabble rousers and anarchists. Sam Adams, John Adams, Joseph Warren and Paul Revere. The original Patriots. It's wicked pissah.

Fu(k Mad King Roger.

 

[user 574]

Shouldn't you Pats fans be outside shoveling? Or breaking the rules and driving around the city?

 

[HoppyDaze]

Nuttin. Watching a documentary on the History Channel about a bunch of scofflaws, tax cheats, rabble rousers and anarchists. Sam Adams, John Adams, Joseph Warren and Paul Revere. The original Patriots. It's wicked pissah.

Fu(k Mad King Roger.

Is there tits in that one?

 

[paulthenurse]

Nah. Kind of a bumah. Everything is bettah with ****ies.

Mad King Rogah will probably move to ban cheerleaders soon based on their overinflated ****ies. Or dress them up in farkin burkas.

 

[paulthenurse]

I've been sitting here since my last post thinking about the dichotomy paradigm of TB being married to Giselle but preferring under inflated footballs.

Sometimes drinking alone on your couch is a mind fuq.

 

[day_trippr]

Shouldn't you Pats fans be outside shoveling? Or breaking the rules and driving around the city?

Phhbt. While from the non-stop news you'd think the God Of Weather is a Seahawks fan and s/he's gonna smote the lot of us, it's barely snowing here.

'Course, they keep saying the storm isn't actually here yet. We'll see. I've been through so many of these that break either way I can't get excited.

I gots my wood stove backup, we have a well so I gots my mash tun filled with potable water, bathtub filled with flushing water...and roughly 40 gallons of kegs on tap in a basement that'll probably dive to the 40s if we lose power

Bring it on, baby!

And GO PATS!

Cheers!