Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[1977Brewer]

Harder to name an NFC team that would allow 14 point deficits twice in the same game.

 

[UWDawg13]

Man that Russel Wilson sure is a terrible quarterback right?

 

[1977Brewer]

I am genuinely afraid of the Seahawks.

 

[day_trippr]

No need to worry. You won't make it to Seattle.

Anyway, once again, gotta love the evil genius that is Belichick. No stone unturned...

Cheers! :rockin:

"On the same day that the Patriots pulled off the largest comeback playoff victory in franchise history, Brady passed Peyton Manning for the most yards in playoff history (6,791), topped Joe Montana for the most touchdowns (46) in postseason history and is now headed for his fourth consecutive and ninth (!) overall AFC title game."

 

[the_bird]

So, when Chancellor leaped over the line of scrimmage... why the hell didn't Carolina change the snap count on the second attempt? I mean, the only way he can make that leap is with a running start, so... maybe you want to snap the ball on "two" instead of "one," you think?

 

[1977Brewer]

Cam can't count that high.

 

[HoppyDaze]

It took 50 attempts for Brady to throw three TDs. Wilson? 22


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[UWDawg13]

So, when Chancellor leaped over the line of scrimmage... why the hell didn't Carolina change the snap count on the second attempt? I mean, the only way he can make that leap is with a running start, so... maybe you want to snap the ball on "two" instead of "one," you think?

Because that would make too much sense.

 

[HoppyDaze]

No need to worry. You won't make it to Seattle.



Anyway, once again, gotta love the evil genius that is Belichick. No stone unturned...



Cheers! :rockin:

So it took trick plays and deceptive manipulation of the rule book to barely beat a mediocre team at home. Amazing. God I hope the Patriots make the big game.


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[the_bird]

Tom Brady ran for a touchdown; Russell Wilson didn't. Apparently Wilson sucks running the ball.

 

[UWDawg13]

it took 50 attempts for brady to throw three tds. Wilson? 22


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[UWDawg13]

Cam can't count that high.

Newton? No, don't think he was on the field. Kam, however, was and made some pretty athletic plays.

 

[day_trippr]

"On the same day that the Patriots pulled off the largest comeback playoff victory in franchise history, Brady passed Peyton Manning for the most yards in playoff history (6,791), topped Joe Montana for the most touchdowns (46) in postseason history and is now headed for his fourth consecutive and ninth (!) overall AFC title game."

GFYs

Cheers!

 

[Punity]

Really.

Not that anyone cares, but try to name one NFC playoff team that could come back from 14 point deficits - twice in the same game.

Anyway, admit it - that was a hella entertaining game - even for you haters.
Unlike the snooze fest that was the NFC offering. Booooorrrrrrrrrrring.
Switched to the news halfway through...

Cheers! (And just wait'll next week!)

If some team in that afc game would have attempted average defense then it would have been a snooze fest. But it still can't be figured out.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Can you hear yourself? You came back from two scores, amazing! Why were you down two scores at home? You asshats love those stupid accumulated stats that mean sh!t. I guess when you've been irrelevant for as long as you have you gotta reach for something. Congrats on making the AFC game. I'm sure it will be great ammunition for future statistical spew.


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[Punity]

Arizona was a NFC playoff team

And so we're the Bengals what's your point.

 

[Punity]

"On the same day that the Patriots pulled off the largest comeback playoff victory in franchise history, Brady passed Peyton Manning for the most yards in playoff history (6,791), topped Joe Montana for the most touchdowns (46) in postseason history and is now headed for his fourth consecutive and ninth (!) overall AFC title game."

GFYs

Cheers!

Meaningless stats that fail to capture a trophy congrats.

 

[day_trippr]

So it took trick plays and deceptive manipulation of the rule book to barely beat a mediocre team at home. Amazing. God I hope the Patriots make the big game.

"Deceptive Manipulation"?
Big words for you. You have a ghost writer helping you tonight?

Anyway, apparently the RedOne doesn't inform you about relative strengths.

The Patriots beat a winning football team.

The SeaSquabs did not beat a winning football team.

Even a 'counter should be able to figure that out...



Cheers!

 

[Punity]

Afc hahaha

 

[Roughster]

Sea...hawks!!! Let's revisit this thread when the Hawks crush the AFC rep.

 

[day_trippr]

Meaningless stats[...]

"meaningless stats"

In a thread laced with the ravings of The Brady Haters Club, that's just pathetic.

And I expect nothing more intelligent than that...

Cheers!

 

[Punity]

"meaningless stats"

In a thread laced with the ravings of The Brady Haters Club, that's just pathetic.

And I expect nothing more than that...

Cheers!

To be fair it's obnoxious for a reason.

 

[day_trippr]

Yes. Yes, it was...

Cheers!

 

[day_trippr]

To be fair it's obnoxious for a reason.

Well, yes, you're right.

But obnoxious /= friggin' stupid

Except for Hoppy. We make generous allowances for him...

Cheers!

Honestly, do you think they'll actually need a ballot for Brady's induction into the Hall? Seriously?

 

[Roughster]

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[day_trippr]

LOL! Props for the post - that's pretty funny!

Cheers!

 

[Punity]

Well, yes, you're right.

But obnoxious /= friggin' stupid

Except for Hoppy. We make generous allowances for him...

Cheers!

Honestly, do you think they'll actually need a ballot for Brady's induction into the Hall? Seriously?

Wide berth for Hoppy for good reason.

No buts it's nice to give people a chance to piss off Gisele for some good Twitter rants.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Patriots fans big ammo is that the Hawks beat a team with a bad record? If you watched the football game you'd be scared of the Seahawks. They look better than land last year and well last year they were possibly the best team in the history of the universe

 

[day_trippr]

The wind's picked up again...

[edit] But to address the "question", Patriots fan look at the asylum ringed with 67 thousand people who paid good money to see who could actually eject the most brain matter through their face holes during what was explained to them was a "football game".

And know that outside of that looney bin, the SeaChix are dead meat.

So, see you in Arizona for the barbecue.
We'll be serving Seahawk.

Cheers!

 

[day_trippr]

Not for nothing, but the NFL really has to revisit the whole playoff referee thing. This "All Star" squad bullsh!te has to stop. The patched-together "All Star" crew that did the Pats/Crows game was gawdawful.

The solution is fuggly simple: use the crews with the fewest calls reversed by replay and use them intact.

Problem solved. No charge...

Cheers!