Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[motobrewer]

So... I know Peyton Manning taking PEDs isn't remotely like "taking PEDs" the way possibly knowing air might have been taken out of a football is like "taking PEDs".... but for those of you keeping score at home...

Charles Sly is caught on an undercover camera boasting about sending HGH to all of these players... and then recants saying "oh... ehhh. That was all a lie. I was lying!".

But now.... turns out the players he named were clients of the firm he is a part owner of.

Hmmmm. Now what is more believable... The guy randomly lied and made up an elaborate story about sending PEDs to a bunch of athletes while being caught on an under cover camera... orrrrrrr. Guy realizes he's fckued and tries to lie and recant the entire story since he and his company is probably in some legal trouble.... or at the very least... their clients are about to get sidewise fisted in the poopers?


Hmmmmmmm

I'd ask "The Deflater" his opinion first.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Right... The guy was always taking air out the balls because Brady would ***** at him. Where does that say "take air out of the balls beyond the limit"?

 

[HoppyDaze]

so lazy

post some stats, bro

 

[Cape Brewing]

post some stats, bro

Go with "Belicheat" Sis.

 

[bob1852]

Right... The guy was always taking air out the balls because Brady would ***** at him. Where does that say "take air out of the balls beyond the limit"?

It's because Brady doesn't eat enough tomatoes.

http://www.boston.com/sports/footba...itely-doesn/gERAd0pkpmuELDZztIA56K/story.html

 

[Darwin18]

The only fanbase that probably shouldn't talk **** about another QB/franchise cheating is the only one that won't shut up about it.

 

[Cape Brewing]

The only fanbase that probably shouldn't talk **** about another QB/franchise cheating is the only one that won't shut up about it.

I hear ya... the effin Seahawks and their PED use is embarrassing.

 

[Cape Brewing]

#integrity

 

[wobrien]

#irony

 

[Cape Brewing]

#irony

Totally agree... I think it's amazingly ironic that the league now has, arguably, it's other "biggest star of the last decade" ACTUALLY doing PEDS and no one has really batted an eye yet.

Amazingly ironic.

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

im glad the old cape is back.

 

[HoppyDaze]

All because you're insecure about Tom Brady

 

[Cape Brewing]

So... so lazy.

That doesn't even make sense

 

[finsfan]

Totally agree... I think it's amazingly ironic that the league now has, arguably, it's other "biggest star of the last decade" ACTUALLY doing PEDS and no one has really batted an eye yet.

Amazingly ironic.

HAha this is cute, Cape. Remember when you exclaimed the investigators needed to come up with hard evidence and facts regarding Tom Brady's involvement of deflate-gate to prove anything, yet here you are all up in arms about one reporter CLAIMING manning did PEDs, with non of that hard evidence you spewed about earlier this year. Awfully contradictory if you ask me.

im glad the old cape is back.

Yet nobody here is glad you are back....

#irony

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

ha

 

[paulthenurse]

Yet nobody here is glad you are back....

#irony

Relevant fact^^^^^^

 

[Cape Brewing]

HAha this is cute, Cape. Remember when you exclaimed the investigators needed to come up with hard evidence and facts regarding Tom Brady's involvement of deflate-gate to prove anything, yet here you are all up in arms about one reporter CLAIMING manning did PEDs, with non of that hard evidence you spewed about earlier this year. Awfully contradictory if you ask me.

What do you mean???? I thought that's how this all worked??? I thought there was no need for actual evidence. I thought we could just take any claim we could and railroad and entire franchise into the ground???

 

[motobrewer]

Where does that say "take air out of the balls beyond the limit"?

ahhhhhhhahahahhahahhhaah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Cape Brewing]

ahhhhhhhahahahhahahhhaah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I don't get the funny part

I've asked a dozen times on this thread... show me anywhere when someone was told to deflate footballs out of the legal range.

 

[motobrewer]

wait, i'm not done.


ahhahhahahaaaahhahhahaahaaahaha!!!!!!!!

 

[motobrewer]

so. you're suggesting that, instead of saying "Yes, Tom had always asked me to make sure balls were on the low end of the allowable range because he likes a softer ball", they came up with the entirely more plausible "oh, uh, he's trying to, uh, lose weight...so, we called him 'the deflator'" story?!

 

[Cape Brewing]

I'll give you that.... they could not have possibly shot themselves in the foot with that ridiculous bullshti

 

[motobrewer]

I'll give you that.... they could not have possibly shot themselves in the foot with that ridiculous bullshti

i think the phrase you were looking for is "caught red-handed"

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Aaron Rodgers has gone on video stating he likes the balls he plays with to be overinflated.

 

[HoppyDaze]

I'll give you that.... they could not have possibly shot themselves in the foot with that ridiculous bullshti

so you admit they cheated?

 

[Cape Brewing]

How the fcku do you make THAT jump!!

 

[Cape Brewing]

Aaron Rodgers has gone on video stating he likes the balls he plays with to be overinflated.

Nope. Doesnt count. He doesn't have anyone with a suspect nickname therefore his admission means nothing.

Law learnin.. You should get some

 

[HoppyDaze]

You do understand they got penalized for being caught cheating?

 

[Cape Brewing]

And you do understand that the Seahawks have had more guys suspended for PEDs (cheating) than any other team right?

 

[finsfan]

And you do understand that the Seahawks have had more guys suspended for PEDs (cheating) than any other team right?

Individual cheating vs organizational cheating. Different leagues bro

 

[Cape Brewing]

LOL!! Got it

 

[day_trippr]

Ah, yes, the anti-science knuckledraggers are lathering up to a whole new level of stupid.
Always the best part of this thread. Keep it up!

Cheers!

 

[Cape Brewing]

Seahawks at the Patriots next year... makin' the trek out next year Hoppy?

 

[wobrien]

I don't get the funny part

I've asked a dozen times on this thread... show me anywhere when someone was told to deflate footballs out of the legal range.

Easy, look at the text messages on Brady's pho....oh wait.

Hope sly doesn't randomly decide to destroy his phone and get a new one.

 

[Cape Brewing]

He's obviously guilty then. He got rid of a phone the league said they didn't need... and they still had all of the text messages and emails anyway.

How the fcku do you think the whole thing about him saying Peyton was done this year in an email to his father came out?

Thanks for looking like a stupid ****** though.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Seahawks at the Patriots next year... makin' the trek out next year Hoppy?

What date?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Haven't announced it yet... They just announced the home and away teams.

Probably won't set the actual date until mid-summer

 

[user 574]

Who the f*** cares about next fall match ups. I'm just hoping for an early spring.

I gotta move back to where my handle makes sense

 

[Cape Brewing]

Just... gonna.... slip.... this link...in here

http://m.nydailynews.com/sports/foo...oice-refuses-talk-hgh-story-article-1.2485526

Probably biased though. Most NY-based news outlets love the Pats so I'm sure its total bullshti.

 

[paulthenurse]

I'm so glad that Lazarus has risen from the dead. It was SO F'ing boring around here when Cape was dead. Like a Stooges Fest full of Shemp

The OFTTT without Cape (the alive and obnoxious Cape) is like Moe,Larry and Shemp.