Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[Punity]

Irrelevant fabricated anti-fact.

A team that almost lost to the Geno (I'm gonna let the Offense run it 50 times) Smith and it took two missed field goals by the Jets to keep you from losing. Yes they are 4th best.

 

[jbaysurfer]

Geno... Tannenhill.... Interchangeable and equally terrible.

I know you'll stoop to some incredible levels to be bombastic, but this is clearly a new low.

 

[jbaysurfer]

A team that almost lost to the Geno (I'm gonna let the Offense run it 50 times) Smith and it took two missed field goals by the Jets to keep you from losing. Yes they are 4th best.

It must hurt to be that stupid.

 

[Cape Brewing]

I know you'll stoop to some incredible levels to be bombastic, but this is clearly a new low.

Which one out of the two has won more playoff games?

 

[HoppyDaze]

That's a good question, I hate to admit.

 

[jbaysurfer]

Which one out of the two has won more playoff games?

2/3rds of the team in the league every year get measured by another measure, wins and losses. I don't expect you or your NW crony to relate though since you guys' teams have institutionalized cheating your way into the post season every year.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Quick trivia question... Who was the last Miami QB to win a playoff game?

(Don't look it up).

 

[bob1852]

Had to look it up, and wouldn't have guessed that...

 

[Cape Brewing]

I was surprised it was that recent.

That said... I think he's dead... No?

 

[bluemoose]

Dan Marino? Shoot, I don't think he ever won a playoff game. I'm stumped. Who was president at the time? Was it before Nixon?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Dan Marino? Shoot, I don't think he ever won a playoff game. I'm stumped. Who was president at the time? Was it before Nixon?

Close!! It was the year after Marino retired. (Big hint there!)

Sorry... For some of our younger HBT'rs.... See... Dan Marino was a QB who played for the Dolphins. You might know him better from that Ace Ventura movie.

 

[GenIke]

Chad pennington?

 

[jbaysurfer]

Jay Fiedler?
LOL..I played fair and didn't look it up. It was probably 2003 or so when Lamar Smith ran for 212 yards and an overtime TD vs. the Colts. Ironically I'm not certain that Fiedler was the QB that day though I remember such arcane details as Dave Wannestache riding on Lamar's back into the locker room which was pretty ridiculous in it's own right.

 

[GenIke]

Hey here's Jay beating the Pats. How about that?!

 

[ChshreCat]

Hey here's Jay beating the Pats. How about that?!

Looks kinda like FedEx Field on a good day...

 

[Darwin18]

Ray Lucas?

 

[Punity]

It must hurt to be that stupid.

Ignorance is bliss eh? It's ok tannehill is a great stopgap till the next dolphins flameout qb.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Jay Fiedler?
LOL..I played fair and didn't look it up. It was probably 2003 or so when Lamar Smith ran for 212 yards and an overtime TD vs. the Colts. Ironically I'm not certain that Fiedler was the QB that day though I remember such arcane details as Dave Wannestache riding on Lamar's back into the locker room which was pretty ridiculous in it's own right.

Close... Jay Fielder in 2000

 

[Cape Brewing]

Hey here's Jay beating the Pats. How about that?!

Wow.... What year was that?

 

[GenIke]

Wow.... What year was that?

I dont know, who was #53?

 

[ChshreCat]

I dont know, who was #53?

Slade?

 

[Cape Brewing]

I dont know, who was #53?

What the hell do you mean you don't know? "They beat the Pats".... I thought it was some momentous occasion?? You don't even know the year??

 

[Darwin18]

I bet those old farts that celebrate their "undefeated" season each year do.

 

[finsfan]

I bet those old farts that celebrate their "undefeated" season each year do.

What a bunch of losers. I cant believe someone would celebrate an accomplishment that nobody else in history has ever done....

 

[wobrien]

What a bunch of losers. I cant believe someone would celebrate an accomplishment that nobody else in history has ever done....

Do you think the '08 Lions get together and open a bottle of champagne when the raiders get their first one of the season each year?

 

[JonGrafto]

On another topic: Did anyone see Cutlers post game presser last night? What a joke.

I will give him credit though. First time all year he has executed a two-minute drill.

See it here:

http://t.co/np6JllVuay

 

[finsfan]

Do you think the '08 Lions get together and open a bottle of champagne when the raiders get their first one of the season each year?

I wouldnt be surprised.

On another topic: Did anyone see Cutlers post game pressed last night? What a joke.

I will give him credit though. First time all year he has executed a two-minute drill.
See it here:
http://t.co/np6JllVuay

Haha yeah that was hilarious.

 

[GenIke]

What the hell do you mean you don't know? "They beat the Pats".... I thought it was some momentous occasion?? You don't even know the year??

I dont even like the Dolphins. I just assumed they crushed the Pats.

 

[GenIke]

OMG, did you guys see that the FCC going to arrest and Tom Brady??

I hope they taze his ass for using foul language in front of americas children while being schooled by the Pack.

 

[day_trippr]

LOL! Not even gonna click that.

Nobody has language obligations to the FCC except licensees.
If anyone gets punched in the berries because some weenie wrote a "Think About The Children!" letter it'll be the broadcasters...

Cheers!