Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[ChshreCat]

Hey Finsfan... As much as its gonna suck for you, I think you need to see the silver lining ... At least you'll know, right from Week 1 that the Dolphins have no shot again this year. That's gotta be better than building up some level of false hope, only to have it dashed later on.

This way, you can get it out of the way right from the get-go.


Sent from my iPhone using Home Brew because I'm a *********

Just remember... every loss is another step to the #1 draft pick.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Haven't drafted yet, but I can tell you my first 400 potential pics if you want. :rockin:

Don't you mean meme's?

 

[ChshreCat]

Don't you mean meme's?

I don't draft meme's. Only team players.

 

[user 574]

Watching 60 minutes of a ShamWow Infomercial would be more exciting than RGIII and Johnny football.

 

[finsfan]

Just in case anyone missed it.

http://www.nfl.com/videos/nfl-cant-...re-Wk-2-Can-t-Miss-Play-Williams-to-the-house

 

[Cape Brewing]

Someone please attach a quick clip of Alan Iverson saying, "We're talkin' 'bout PRACTICE!" for FinsFan.

 

[finsfan]

Practice can still be terribly humorous.

 

[day_trippr]

The 2014 Miami Dolphins highlight reel.
In its entirety...

Cheers!

 

[jbaysurfer]

The 2014 Miami Dolphins highlight reel.
In its entirety...

Cheers!

Did you watch the clip?

 

[jbaysurfer]

Finsfan,

They sure are worried for team they think is so bad aren't they? LMAO...Me thinks they doth protest too much. Gonna be crickets after the Pats lose in South FL in the week 1 heat.

 

[day_trippr]

Did you watch the clip?

Doh! Yes, but I clearly had a Fins-in-the-brain thing going on

Cheers!

 

[finsfan]

Finsfan,

They sure are worried for team they think is so bad aren't they? LMAO...Me thinks they doth protest too much. Gonna be crickets after the Pats lose in South FL in the week 1 heat.

You underestimate Cape. He will have a mile long list of reasons why it wasnt the Patriots fault they lost. Probably some bad refs or we got lucky or some other bull**** excuse, but he certainly wont be quiet.

Doh! Yes, but I clearly had a Fins-in-the-brain thing going on

Cheers!

That'll happen from time to time

 

[jbaysurfer]

You underestimate Cape. He will have a mile long list of reasons why it wasnt the Patriots fault they lost. Probably some bad refs or we got lucky or some other bull**** excuse, but he certainly wont be quiet.



That'll happen from time to time

ROTFLMAO!!! Funniest thing I read all week! The Patriots lose because the refs are out ta get 'em! LOL!!!!

 

[Cape Brewing]

(Crickets)


Sent from my iPhone using Home Brew because it impresses people

 

[Cape Brewing]

I always hate pre-season in this thread.


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[bluemoose]

I just hate *********s. This thread's cup overfloweth.


Sent from the kingdom of beer.

 

[bluemoose]

( see what I did there?)


Sent from the kingdom of beer.

 

[jbaysurfer]

( see what I did there?)


Sent from the kingdom of beer.

Yeah, outted yourself as a *********.

 

[user 574]

Any homer who hasn't won sh!t in 10+ years should sit back and STFU.

 

[HoppyDaze]

NFL had to change rules because of how dominant the Hawks were last year. Sorry about that guys.

Btw: not gonna matter. Hawks are head and shoulders above any other team in the league. No pvssy illegal contact rule is going to stop them

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

The Hawks have ruined the NFL the last couple of years. It's like watching soccer with all the acting and seeing what you can get away with. Now the league feels they have to interject ref's to stop it and ruin the flow of the game. Thanks Hawks. I'm just glad they finally had their one and done year. We never have to talk about them again.

 

[Punity]

The Hawks have ruined the NFL the last couple of years. It's like watching soccer with all the acting and seeing what you can get away with. Now the league feels they have to interject ref's to stop it and ruin the flow of the game. Thanks Hawks. I'm just glad they finally had their one and done year. We never have to talk about them again.

Oh boo hoo. Need some cheese with that wine.

 

[jbaysurfer]

Any homer who hasn't won sh!t in 10+ years should sit back and STFU.

It's amazing to me how many people confuse "trash talk" with just straight being an ass.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Any homer who hasn't won sh!t in 10+ years should sit back and STFU..

Wow. DB's been active in this thread for +10 and grandfathered in as being an arse. I hope he didn't get banned.

 

[HoppyDaze]

I thought he told you massholes to shut up?

 

[jbaysurfer]

Wow. DB's been active in this thread for +10 and grandfathered in as being an arse. I hope he didn't get banned.

I'm getting a lot of "old boyz" vibe from this thread. Save it. Win with football chops not tenure. I'm here, and I know my football. I'm sorry you weren't graced with my presence before this season, but I generally come here for brew talk and have other outlets for football. I talk fins all year long with a group that's been together for 10+ as well.....

 

[HoppyDaze]

That was a neat story

 

[bob1852]

^^ relevant fact

 

[motobrewer]

I'm getting a lot of "old boyz" vibe from this thread. Save it. Win with football chops not tenure. I'm here, and I know my football. I'm sorry you weren't graced with my presence before this season, but I generally come here for brew talk and have other outlets for football. I talk fins all year long with a group that's been together for 10+ as well.....

so, you've spent 10 years talking to other people about how you like the worst football team in the modern area of the sport?

who's mom's basement is the best? i bet one of them has a lot of cats. wait, does YOUR mom have the most cats??

"I talk fins all year long"!

you probably have an impressive knitted sweater vest collection.

 

[day_trippr]

It's amazing to me how many people confuse "trash talk" with just straight being an ass.

Uh huh.

You totally swung right through the blatant irony.

Cheers!