Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[Punity]

Uh huh.

You totally swung right through the blatant irony.

Cheers!

Always a problem with the ones that stumble on this thread. Seems a lot of them lately take it all to heart.

 

[jbaysurfer]

so, you've spent 10 years talking to other people about how you like the worst football team in the modern area of the sport?

who's mom's basement is the best? i bet one of them has a lot of cats. wait, does YOUR mom have the most cats??

"I talk fins all year long"!

you probably have an impressive knitted sweater vest collection.

No, I've spent 10 years talking to other people about the Fins. There is no substance in your two posts to me. Every attempt at a rip is rather pathetic, forced, and awkward. Probably not much different then every sexual encounter that Hernandez fights off in the big house.

 

[bob1852]

There is no substance in your two posts to me.

If you're looking for substance, you're in the wrong thread.

 

[jbaysurfer]

If you're looking for substance, you're in the wrong thread.

Point taken. Entertainment is substance though. At least say something entertaining if you're going to try and dish. Otherwise it's about as riveting as a Belicheat press conference.

 

[motobrewer]

No, I've spent 10 years talking to other people about the Fins. There is no substance in your two posts to me. Every attempt at a rip is rather pathetic, forced, and awkward. Probably not much different then every sexual encounter that Hernandez fights off in the big house.

Woah killer! Check your facts. I only wrote one post to you.

I'm also not the biggest patriot fan. So, your Hernandez rip is another neat story.

Dolphin fans are nearly as brain-dead as Seattle fans. Nearly.

 

[jbaysurfer]

Always a problem with the ones that stumble on this thread. Seems a lot of them lately take it all to heart.

I'm not one of them. I know what trash talk is, but for all the "veteran" talk going on around here, you'd think some of you guys would be a lot better at it.

 

[motobrewer]

Point taken. Entertainment is substance though. At least say something entertaining if you're going to try and dish. Otherwise it's about as riveting as a Belicheat press conference.

"Dish"? You, are probably a 35 year old virgin.

Don't shoot the messenger.

 

[jbaysurfer]

Woah killer! Check your facts. I only wrote one post to you.

I'm also not the biggest patriot fan. So, your Hernandez rip is another neat story.

Dolphin fans are nearly as brain-dead as Seattle fans. Nearly.

Yeah my mistake. Oh well. Hernandez is the killer though..not me. You'd be brain dead too if you had to deal with dufus fans from the NE all season long.

 

[jbaysurfer]

"Dish"? You, are probably a 35 year old virgin.

Don't shoot the messenger.

I'm a 42 year old father. You need a message to be a messenger. Right now you're just a noisemaker.

 

[jbaysurfer]

BTW, Motobrewer, I'm assuming your a GB fan based on locale alone, but I don't have much trash to talk about them because I actually like the Packers. Grew up in the same neighborhood as Rodgers. Well run team. Classy people.

 

[HoppyDaze]

I'm a 42 year old father. You need a message to be a messenger. Right now you're just a noisemaker.

http://youtu.be/RjF93E4LjlA

 

[jbaysurfer]

http://youtu.be/rjf93e4ljla

lol...

 

[Punity]

I'm not one of them. I know what trash talk is, but for all the "veteran" talk going on around here, you'd think some of you guys would be a lot better at it.

Haven't seen much to boost your resume so far there sparky. More about justifying your knowledge of which top 10 pick the fins will get the next year.

 

[jbaysurfer]

Haven't seen much to boost your resume so far there sparky. More about justifying your knowledge of which top 10 pick the fins will get the next year.

Ok Limpy. Thanks for the feedback.

 

[Punity]

Not even trying come on now we get more out of finsfan talking about college football

 

[finsfan]

BTW, Motobrewer, I'm assuming your a GB fan based on locale alone, but I don't have much trash to talk about them because I actually like the Packers. Grew up in the same neighborhood as Rodgers. Well run team. Classy people.

Jordy Nelson for the win! Look at that, one of the best receivers in the NFL is a K-State alum

 

[finsfan]

Not even trying come on now we get more out of finsfan talking about college football

Speak of the devil

 

[motobrewer]

BTW, Motobrewer, I'm assuming your a GB fan based on locale alone, but I don't have much trash to talk about them because I actually like the Packers. Grew up in the same neighborhood as Rodgers. Well run team. Classy people.

no, YOU'RE an idiot!


haha! totally got him!

 

[day_trippr]

How cute is it to have a complete noob come in here doing the elephant walk?

Seriously, that's Youtube-Grade adorable. Wish we had video...

Cheers!

 

[user 574]

It's amazing to me how many people confuse "trash talk" with just straight being an ass.

You're doing it wrong. Plus, I live in MN. A state that has never won anything outside of being the coldest friggen state east of ND. The desert handle thing? AZ Cardinals. I'm so confused.

Wow. DB's been active in this thread for +10 and grandfathered in as being an arse. I hope he didn't get banned.

 

[day_trippr]

Here's some raw meat for Patriots haters...

Enjoy!

 

[bluemoose]

Moto and DB, aren't you 2 weeks early? This is still preseason. Still looking to cut down to the 53 man roster. Surfer is looking like an injured undrafted free agent at this point.
Let's all go out there and try to have a good season. Remember to stretch. Good luck to all your teams in the regular season. ( I know most never make it past there.)
If anyone needs a place to watch the Pats win the Superbowl, I will be having a little shindig.
Not all of us are "Pro" brewers and can afford to go to NO.

 

[motobrewer]

i know, I jumped the gun. couldn't help myself.

see you jackholes in two weeks.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Don't hate me cuz I'm beautiful.


Sent from my iPhone using Home Brew because it impresses people

 

[Cape Brewing]

... and the SB isn't in NO... It's Az again.

I'm PRAYING I get to see THE AWARD when I head out there. I'm sure Az wears it 24-7... so it'll just be a matter whether or not I can cut through the papparazzi


Sent from my iPhone using Home Brew because it impresses people

 

[jbaysurfer]

 

[jbaysurfer]

Here's some raw meat for Patriots haters

LOL...nothing like living vicariously I guess....

 

[HoppyDaze]

... and the SB isn't in NO... It's Az again.

Doubt a pale masshole like yourself could handle the heat. Even in Feb.

 

[bob1852]

... and the SB isn't in NO... It's Az again.

I'm PRAYING I get to see THE AWARD when I head out there. I'm sure Az wears it 24-7... so it'll just be a matter whether or not I can cut through the papparazzi

Doubt a pale masshole like yourself could handle the heat. Even in Feb.

It's indoors, dummy.

 

[HoppyDaze]

You still actually have to be in Arizona though, right? dummy.