Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[Punity]

I thought so, I was 5 at the time. BTW, who won that game. Cape may need his memory refreshed

8 for me its a little fuzzy but I dont think the guys in blue won that one.

 

[finsfan]

8 for me its a little fuzzy but I dont think the guys in blue won that one.

They certainly did not. I had to look that game up.

 

[Darwin18]

Brady is 11th in comp %, 7th in yards and 5th in TDs..... IN THE HISTORY OF THE FCKING SPORT


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And owns a nifty 0-2 record against Eli Manning in the playoffs.

 

[Cape Brewing]

And owns a nifty 0-2 record against Eli Manning in the playoffs.

And how many SB wins do the Jets have since the Beatles broke up?


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[Cape Brewing]

Once again I will give props to Darwin who, despite a 99.7654% probability he going to lose and lose badly in any trash talk battle simply because he is a Jets fan..... DAMN IT... He just keeps getting in there.

A for effort Darwin man... A for effort. There are a lot of teams out there who aren't anywhere near as shtty as the Jets and THEIR fans don't dive in here and mix it up..... but effin Darwin just says, "fck it" and mixes it up.

Dude's hard effin core.


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[Cape Brewing]

Dude is STILL here after the FCKING Buttfumble!!!

Darwin... Dude.... seriously.... you're like the Navy Seal of the Obnoxious Football Trash Talk thread.

Badddddddd assssssssss.


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[UWDawg13]

http://m.espn.go.com/nfl/story?stor...op&rand=ref~{"ref":"https://www.google.com/"}

Wow

 

[HoppyDaze]

Richard Sherman update:

Him being a thug

 

[UWDawg13]

Richard Sherman update:

Him being a thug

Heartless bastard if I've ever seen one

 

[motobrewer]

Man. Lotta good stuff over the last few pages. Keep it rockin'

 

[Cape Brewing]

Richard Sherman update:



Him being a thug

Oh... I'm sorry... Do you need anyone to send you pics or video of Sherman being a ******?? Do you need folks to do that? I think we could all chip in and scrounge a few up.


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[HoppyDaze]

Oh... I'm sorry... Do you need anyone to send you pics or video of Sherman being a ******?? Do you need folks to do that? I think we could all chip in and scrounge a few up.


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Not ****** but "thug". Remember? Your words, racist.

 

[Cape Brewing]

(Eyeroll)


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[GilaMinumBeer]

Speaking of football, anyone here going to teh World Cup?

 

[bob1852]

(Eyeroll)


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Why don't you do instead of (Eyeroll)?

It's 1) more effective, and 2) much more obnoxious.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Speaking of football, anyone here going to teh World Cup?

I'd rather not be murdered in an alley, thank you.

 

[bob1852]

I'd rather not be murdered in an alley, thank you.

He said the World Cup, not Raider's home opener.

 

[HoppyDaze]

This kind of crap is why I roll my eyes when you guys reference NFL sports writers to support your stupid arguments about which team is better. Boston is clearly the worst though. Plus, everyone knows who the best team is. Hint: Starts with S and ends in eattle Seahawks.

 

[Mongrel]

Speaking of football, anyone here going to teh World Cup?

I wish. I worked a few games at the Meadowlands when the US hosted.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Jeeeeeeeeeesus the Pats are gonna just ass rape the whole league this year. I can not wait.


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[ChshreCat]

Jeeeeeeeeeesus the Pats are gonna just ass rape the whole league this year. I can not wait.


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Let me look this up in the Capetionary... "Whole League" = "Inferior AFC teams and some third-rate NFC North crap factories".

 

[Cape Brewing]

Whole league.

Hugely improved defense and an improved offense... After the offense scored the 3rd most points in the NFL last year? Its gonna get ugly.


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[Beernik]

Whole league.

Hugely improved defense and an improved offense... After the offense scored the 3rd most points in the NFL last year? Its gonna get ugly.

Having the highest scoring offense in the league sure helped my Donkeys win the Super Bowl.

 

[Cape Brewing]

.... which is why I started that post with "hugely improved defense"


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[HoppyDaze]

Jets are going to win that division and I'm going to laugh.

 

[Beernik]

.... which is why I started that post with "hugely improved defense"


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Sure, you improve 7 spots in defensive ranking and you be as good as my Donkeys.

 

[finsfan]

Do you guys need more regurgitated facts?

Dolphins = #4 winning-est team EVER
Pats = #8 wishing they had the dolphins history
Hawks = #19, Not even fricking close

BTW, NFC West is second to last in winning percentage. Bunch of losers over there.

 

[UWDawg13]

Do you guys need more regurgitated facts?

Dolphins = #4 winning-est team EVER
Pats = #8 wishing they had the dolphins history
Hawks = #19, Not even fricking close

BTW, NFC West is second to last in winning percentage. Bunch of losers over there.

Go home finsfan, you're drunk.

 

[finsfan]

Go home finsfan, you're drunk.

I wish i could tell you to go home, but i dont even know your name. Rookie camp was last week. Maybe next year, sport.

 

[ChshreCat]

I'm setting the over/under for pats playoff wins this season at .5 and I'm taking the under. Anyone want action?