Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[ChshreCat]

In other, other news...

 

[bluemoose]

I see a dude with his hand on a supermodel's ass and a drink in the other hand. Oh, and a real sharp dresser.
Plus, name another quarterback that can pull off that hair. Talk about winning percentage! That right there is all win.


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[the_bird]

Cousin Carlton would make a much better ball player.

I think Uncle Phil used to be a backup defensive end on the Steelers.

 

[the_bird]

In other, other news...

Seeing the kind of tail that Tom Brady is able to pull is *exactly* the reason that Russell Wilson's getting divorced.

 

[Punity]

Seeing the kind of tail that Tom Brady is able to pull is *exactly* the reason that Russell Wilson's getting divorced.

Smart man.

Also wtf? Did that queer eye for the straight guy show come back but high on crack.

 

[HoppyDaze]

I thought those pants were an apron at first...

 

[Cape Brewing]

I thought those pants were an apron at first...

Why is no one surprised that given the choice between one of the planet's top supermodels and Tom Brady's pants.... you noticed the pants?

I think there are a whole series of internet memes that mention this issue... something about a gay test... and you failing


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[ChshreCat]

I think I see where he's going with that...

 

[HoppyDaze]

Why is no one surprised that given the choice between one of the planet's top supermodels and Tom Brady's pants.... you noticed the pants?

I think there are a whole series of internet memes that mention this issue... something about a gay test... and you failing


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So I said I noticed the pants first or only the pants? hmmm... It seems you like to just make stuff up to make you feel better about your inadequate football team.

Actually, I was going to tell chetchrecat, or whatever his name is, that it's not a good burn posting something ridiculoud TB is wearing when he's got a model draped on his arm. I didn't do it because you would have somehow looked at that as a personal compliment.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Of course you were

 

[bluemoose]

So I said I noticed the pants first or only the pants? hmmm... It seems you like to just make stuff up to make you feel better about your inadequate football team.

Actually, I was going to tell chetchrecat, or whatever his name is, that it's not a good burn posting something ridiculoud TB is wearing when he's got a model draped on his arm. I didn't do it because you would have somehow looked at that as a personal compliment.

So you are saying you have a man crush on TB12. I guess I would too if my team was a one hit wonder. It's OK, let it all out.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Only a retarded Boston guy would call a team a one hit wonder while it still reigns as champion.

 

[bob1852]

Only a retarded Boston guy would call a team a one hit wonder while it still reigns as champion.

In fairness, he said the same thing about the Ravens...

 

[bluemoose]

...After we all had a good laugh at Joe Flacco's contract.

 

[Cape Brewing]

LOL!!!! OMG!! I forgot about that!!


Hahahahah!!!!!

Flacco


That's hilarious


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[HoppyDaze]

Not as funny as when he sent the Patriots packing...

 

[Cape Brewing]

You're not even trying

 

[ChshreCat]

Time for us to hear why signing the best corner in the league for 4 years is a bad move.

 

[bluemoose]

We only signed Revis for two. And that was a while ago. Have you been living in a cave? Geeeeezzz!

 

[ChshreCat]

We only signed Revis for two. And that was a while ago. Have you been living in a cave? Geeeeezzz!

Ahh, I guess you like corners that have less interceptions and give up more catches. To each their own.

 

[ChshreCat]

See, I prefer this

Over this

 

[HoppyDaze]

We only signed Revis for two. And that was a while ago. Have you been living in a cave? Geeeeezzz!

Thank god with all those dominant receivers in your "division"

 

[Darwin18]

Looking forward to yelling at the TV tonight when the Jets announce they're drafting another d-lineman with their 1st round pick. It's becoming a tradition.

 

[HoppyDaze]

 

[Cape Brewing]

Looking forward to yelling at the TV tonight when the Jets announce they're drafting another d-lineman with their 1st round pick. It's becoming a tradition.

I'm looking forward to the Pats trading away all picks.... because trying make such a dominant team even better is an exercise in futility. Might as well stock pile picks for the future.... although... it's doubtful they'll need any if then any time soon.


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[Punity]

Johnny Foosball going to the cowgirls book it.

 

[finsfan]

Johnny Foosball going to the cowgirls book it.

I believe a professional already predicted that........

 

[brewbama]

Johnny Foosball going to the cowgirls book it.

Lord I hope not!


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[Punity]

I believe a professional already predicted that........

I know and I do this ish for free your welcome

 

[ChshreCat]

Oh man... Seattle won the superbowl, but now they have to pick last. Totally not worth it.