Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[McBrewskie]

Yo Aldon Smith!

 

[bob1852]

Your football knowledge is terribly limited I see.

No.

The spread-option works in college because the defenses don't have 5 star athletes at every position and QB's are too valuable to take the beating they'll take.

This is the same reason why the traditional option never worked in the NFL, except for the ocassional gimic play.

The wildcat works because you don't care if that player takes a hit or two every game.

Vick won't survive the season uninjured.

 

[HoppyDaze]

No.

The spread-option works in college because the defenses don't have 5 star athletes at every position and QB's are too valuable to take the beating they'll take.

This is the same reason why the traditional option never worked in the NFL, except for the ocassional gimic play.

The wildcat works because you don't care if that player takes a hit or two every game.

Vick won't survive the season uninjured.

You just regurgitated what every half wit "analyst" has said about that offense since he became coach.

Last night's result had ABSOLUTELY nothing to do with "NFL squashing" the offense. There were 5 turnovers and the defense was on the field the entire first half. He didn't even try to run the read option spread the way he wants because his defense needed rest.

 

[bob1852]

defense needed rest.

Chalk up one more reason why they will continue to fail.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Very possibly; we'll see how it plays out. The defense actually played really good which is a good sign. That offense will need work, no doubt.

 

[McBrewskie]

Lol. First decent defense Chimp Kelly faces in the NFL he gets owned.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Lol. First decent defense Chimp Kelly faces in the NFL he gets owned.

Your football knowledge is terribly limited I see.

 

[bob1852]

Lol. First decent defense Chimp Kelly faces in the NFL he gets owned.

Kinda like he did against Stanford last year?

 

[McBrewskie]

Your football knowledge is terribly limited I see.

Well, I did see his offense get throttled last night.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Kinda like he did against Stanford last year?

Who's your college team? They can't be very good if that's what you hang your hat on.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Well, I did see his offense get throttled last night.

"his offense get throttled" lol

 

[the_bird]

Nobody's going to comment on Wes Welker's new ad campaign? You people are pathetic.

 

[Cape Brewing]

When you get pwned by Andy freakin Reed and the CHIEFS... Its time man... It's time. Just toss a rope over a pipe in the ceiling, stand on your desk, tie the rope loosey around your neck and try to do a cannonball... with great vigor... Into the trash basket.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Nobody's going to comment on Wes Welker's new ad campaign? You people are pathetic.

It depends

 

[finsfan]

Who needs to comment, that ad says everything for itself.

 

[firerat]

Nobody's going to comment on Wes Welker's new ad campaign? You people are pathetic.

That "new" campaign has been running since March of 2012.

 

[ChshreCat]

Not obnoxious, but relevant...

 

[betarhoalphadelta]

All I can say for tomorrow...

"Badgers? Badgers? We don't need no stinking Badgers!"

Boiler up!

 

[Cape Brewing]

Whaaaat..... the..... ?!?

 

[HoppyDaze]

All I can say for tomorrow... "Badgers? Badgers? We don't need no stinking Badgers!" Boiler up!

That's big ten folks idea of trash talk. Trust me witnessed it in person with the Ohio state fans at the rose bowl. Stick in the mud

 

[bluemoose]

This thread continues to go down the toilet.

 

[Punity]

Jesus fin fan gets your college homies over to your epic college sports thread.

 

[the_bird]

Not obnoxious, but relevant...

 

[the_bird]

... and this is one that I know Hoppy would enjoy.

 

[ChshreCat]

http://profootballmock.com/seahawk-...rd-worlds-loudest-laughter-sunday-vs-jaguars/

 

[bob1852]

Packers are looking great so far, eh, Moto?

 

[HoppyDaze]

This Tom Brady hack is killing my fantasy team

 

[motobrewer]

Packers should just punt on first down, then recover the ensuing fumble.

 

[HoppyDaze]

That play by the Packers was butt fumblesque

 

[motobrewer]

not really.

there's a reason they call it "rookie mistake".