Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[finsfan]

Wow, we may as well just concede the season now. I didn't realize how dire it was.

Not sure how you got "dire" out of my factual statement. I never said Brady was done, just showing cape how sucky the dolphins are.

 

[HoppyDaze]

The Patriots are garbage from the top all the way down to the ball boy. Seriously...

 

[Darwin18]

I've already conceded the Jets season. Fire Ryan, cut Geno, and get us Mariota!

 

[Punity]

You guys will be just good enough to draft another Dlinemen

 

[firerat]

.... and just remember... The Dolphins still suck somethin' fierce.....

...but they have still beaten the Patriots the last 2 times they played.

What have you done for me lately.......

Not sure how you got "dire" out of my factual statement.

Well there's your problem right there bro.

You used a factual statement.

Those don't fly around here remember.

 

[firerat]

dupe...sorry

 

[Punity]

Facts!!!! Who's using facts!!!! I'll murderize them I'll pulverize them

 

[finsfan]

Well there's your problem right there bro.

You used a factual statement.

Those don't fly around here remember.

Facts!!!! Who's using facts!!!! I'll murderize them I'll pulverize them

Hold your horses partners! When I say fact, I really mean factual opinion. Big difference there.

 

[Darwin18]

You guys will be just good enough to draft another Dlinemen

Phew. For a little while there I was worried we'd use another high draft pick on a track star that can't catch....

 

[Punity]

Phew. For a little while there I was worried we'd use another high draft pick on a track star that can't catch....

You aren't the Raiders

 

[motobrewer]

Post of the year.

 

[motobrewer]

Remember when Tomme used to post in this thread?

 

[bluemoose]

Remember when Tomme used to post in this thread?

Ah, the good old days.


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[day_trippr]

If you say He Who Must Never Be Named name three times he might come back.

Please...don't...

Cheers!

 

[ChshreCat]

So... think the Pats will run off a perfect season this year or will they end up winning one along the way?

 

[Cape Brewing]

So... think the Pats will run off a perfect season this year or will they end up winning one along the way?

Keep it up... It'll just be that much sweeter when they win the SB and you have to shut your stupid face.


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[ChshreCat]

Keep it up... It'll just be that much sweeter when they win the SB and you have to shut your stupid face.


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Chances of the Pats winning the SB this year are about the same as Joan Rivers making a comeback.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Oh real mature

 

[day_trippr]

Chances of the Pats winning the SB this year are about the same as Joan Rivers making a comeback.

So you're saying there's still a chance!

Cheers!

 

[motobrewer]

http://www.theczabe.com/

Pretty solid narrative.

 

[UWDawg13]

Chances of the Pats winning the SB this year are about the same as Joan Rivers making a comeback.

Ha - it's funny because that can't happen.

 

[user 574]

http://www.theczabe.com/

Pretty solid narrative.

1st few paragraphs I got the gist and agree. After that I went full-on ADD, put on my helmet and scanned the pics.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Fap helmet

 

[Cape Brewing]

http://www.theczabe.com/

Pretty solid narrative.

Huge.... steaming....
pile... of bullshti


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[Accidic]

http://www.theczabe.com/

Pretty solid narrative.

He danced around some of the high points and then, while allegedly drawing parallels, I felt like I was reading a review of an episode of Deadwood because... Well, because apparently I was. I suppose if you didn't make it past a couple paragraphs it was ok. Otherwise it was lousy.

 

[motobrewer]

That deadwood thing was strange.

 

[Cape Brewing]

I can't stand the internet tough guys who are all now super incredulous, tearing up the NFL, Goodell, etc. i just think it is way, WAY too easy of a freakin' political grandstanding opportunity. "Oh everyone!! Look at me! Look how angry I am over this!!!"

Where are all of these people the other fcking 364 days a year when women aren't just knocked out but are actually killed by way of domestic violence?

Here is video of an extremely high profile situation, that has caused a media storm, and every *****enozzle with a Twitter account or an online blog decides they are all of a sudden going to be incredulous about the topic?

Fcccccccccck youuuuuuuu.

Oh NOW you're going to step forward and show everyone how high and mighty you are??

*****enozzles... Every one of em.


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[Cape Brewing]

Ps. Everyone is all loosing their sht over Goodell... "He should step down!!! He only gave him a two game suspension!!"

Really?? Where is all the fcking backlash against the JUDGE who gave him an even lesser slap on the wrist then THAT. Why aren't people losing their sht that he's not in JAIL??

Effin a-holes.... "Huh? It's politically hip to bash Goodell? I'm in!!!"





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[Cape Brewing]

There... Now you dickwads have me all fired up!

SONOFA BCHT!!!!


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[TheDudeLebowski]

I completely agree. The cops saw the video and what did they do???.... Then I heard Goodell say the NFL is a moral compass for America. wtf? If the NFL is your moral compass then you're pretty f'd up. Unless you're Hoppy. Which is quite possible but that would also make him a die hard Redskins fan.

 

[finsfan]

In case anyone (CAPE) missed the power rankings put out yesterday, here is a recap of what matters.

#9 - Miami
"Impressive, impressive, impressive -- on so many fronts Sunday. Like the defensive front, which got pressure on the Patriots without having to blitz in key situations. Or the offensive front, which protected Ryan Tannehill time and again. Oh, and then there was the fact that Knowshon Moreno rushed for 134 yards on just 24 carries, while Lamar Miller added 59 more on a mere 11 totes. Everything in football starts up front -- I know you've never heard that before."

#12 HAHAHAHAHAHA
"My Super Bowl pick went down in a Cameron Wake heap Sunday in Miami. The Dolphins controlled the line of scrimmage all darn day. And while Tom Brady wasn't quite a model of efficiency, New England's run defense -- or lack thereof -- was the primary culprit in this defeat. Next up: another road contest, against the suddenly-scary Vikings. Maybe Cordarrelle Patterson will rack up 200 yards on reverses."

 

[Cape Brewing]

You should frame it


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[paulthenurse]

If you say He Who Must Never Be Named name three times he might come back.



Please...don't...



Cheers!

I've tried that tactic with a different pita in another thread. Doesn't work. Dammit.

 

[stratslinger]

Whelp, there goes. The power rankings have come out, and the Pats have dropped. There goes the season. Might as well pack it in.

Come on now. They don't call it overreaction week for nothing. Act like you've watched the game for a season or three.

 

[Punity]

Well now the NFL was sent the tape? Wtf people get your sh*t together.

 

[finsfan]

You should frame it


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You assume I havent...

 

[finsfan]

Whelp, there goes. The power rankings have come out, and the Pats have dropped. There goes the season. Might as well pack it in.

That's the spirit! I thought you Pats fans would never learn.

 

[paulthenurse]

News is saying the NFL had the tape.

Imagine if they can prove that? Wow.

 

[Darwin18]

Who gives a **** if they had the tape. Is Rice doing anything in the video that he wasn't already known to have done? This is almost as ****ing retarded as the bullying scandal.

 

[finsfan]

Wife*-beater-Gate will soon prove to be the end for Goodell, unless he pays off and blames this on one of his subordinates.

*now wife. finance-beater-gate doesnt have that classy ring to it though.