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OK, I retract my innocuous request. I had no idea how many wankers would get so butthurt that I made it. In fact, I officially request you call me a sh!tty brewer in every way imaginable.
I know a couple of you just aren't used to losing on opening day, but damn.
Back in 2009 Sparky sure had this right:
I know a couple of you just aren't used to losing on opening day, but damn.
Back in 2009 Sparky sure had this right:
Lil' Sparky said:That was 6 words, wanker. 7 if you count Super Bowl as 2 words.
There is no martyrdom or bigotry (bigotry accusations? I'm not sure the word means what you think it means) in the post you quoted. I retracted my request so you crybabies could get back to whatever it is you hold so dear about this thread. Shall we move on?
Here, put it in your sig line.
I, Jbay am quite simply the crappiest brewer the world has ever seen. Do your self a favor, don't EVER drink my beer.
What a bunch of babies. Shocked at the turnaround from the tough guy persona's you've worked years to cultivate.
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guys, i can't handle jbay's personality disorder.
it's like dr. jekyll and mr hyde over here.
it's like dr. jekyll and mr hyde over here.
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aw.. the tough guys are taking their ball and going home. Bunch of hypocrites, tell me about being thin skinned. SMH.
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Who would have thought that Samantha Ponder would have had the better professional football career?
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They should make him play punt coverage with no helmet on against Antonio Brown.
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Except those aren't jokes.
Well yea
No image.
I'm surprised that one win over the Pats could elevate me personally to winner of the entire internet.
I've out obnoxioused the obnoxious thread.
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Done.
Done.
Not sure I'd consider Plunder's career a success. He got carried to the playoffs on a record caliber year out of Peterson. Otherwise he is more or less just the same flop now as he was when he came in to start. SuperGinger would have to be the most successful QB out of that draft class and was drafted last of the four.
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That was the joke......oi vai....
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BUTTFUMBLE!!!!
(there.... I feel better already)
(there.... I feel better already)
Sorry, have a friend who's a Vikings apologist. Have heard so many excuses for Plunder's ineptitude I tend to believe they're serious inexplicably now. My bad. On the other hand, at least he's not Gabbert.
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Yeah... I have to admit... that's one of the nice things of having the greatest QB in the history of the game on your team, like the Pats have... you just don't have to worry about the most important position on the team. It's all locked up.
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Brady will get aids one day soon.
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Wow. "Ravens terminate Ray Rice's contract"
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The video came out and the Ravens cut him outright.
I am not going to remotely defend Ray Rice, nor am I even going to say that the punishment is too severe... but... one aspect of this that is unfortunate (if there weren't enough already) is that she actually married him after this incident (I think they're married now... no?). So, him getting cut takes several million dollars out of HER pocket now too.
My only point is that, if this were to happen again... and don't think for a second it doesn't go on... there is now a very large chunk of money out there as incentive for the women to simply say, "Silly me... I fell down the stairs". Which is a pretty sad commentary.
I am not going to remotely defend Ray Rice, nor am I even going to say that the punishment is too severe... but... one aspect of this that is unfortunate (if there weren't enough already) is that she actually married him after this incident (I think they're married now... no?). So, him getting cut takes several million dollars out of HER pocket now too.
My only point is that, if this were to happen again... and don't think for a second it doesn't go on... there is now a very large chunk of money out there as incentive for the women to simply say, "Silly me... I fell down the stairs". Which is a pretty sad commentary.
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The other aspect that bugs me is that there's no way the NFL didn't see this video until today....
Yet, they take action immediately when the video is released to the public.
Yet, they take action immediately when the video is released to the public.
HoppyDaze
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So, he admitted to hitting her and we know she was out cold. But now that the casino where it happened is going out of business sold the video to TMZ, his prior punishment is no longer valid? Just because you could see it? This seems weird. I thought everyone already knew he knocked her out? What's going on here? Not sure how the NFL can beat the Players Association on this one.
Darwin18
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Please the Ravens were just looking for an excuse to get rid of Rice. He had an atrocious season last year. Now they can cut him and recoup his signing bonus because of his behavioral issues. It's a genius move by the NFL.
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Belichick will swoop in, like the scum bag that he is, and scoop Rice up for the veterans minimum next week. Rice will then proceed to have an all-Pro year and then leave the team to sign a mega contract somewhere else....let's say the 49ers because they're full of a bunch of psychotic scum bags too.
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Whatever... you know Rex is sitting up late at the Jet's practice facility tonight, watching that elevator video over and over and over again... just WAITING for her shoes to fall off.
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NFL suspended him indefinitely after they already gave his punishment, which is a violation of the new agreement.
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Don't think the NFLPA cares at all... certainly not agreeing with that position... just saying I don't think they care.
And yeah, I think the whole "oh, NOW you're suspended indefinitely" is bullshti.
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And yeah, I think the whole "oh, NOW you're suspended indefinitely" is bullshti.
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I agree it either should have happened first or not at all. Clearly being a violation of the CBA and the NFLPA should be all over this like stink on Velcro but they won't because they understand the ramifications if they do.
But hopefully this will start to spell the end of Ol' Godell. I would think that there is one owner out there that views this as an egregious misstep by the commish.
But hopefully this will start to spell the end of Ol' Godell. I would think that there is one owner out there that views this as an egregious misstep by the commish.
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I disagree completely with the NFLPA not touching this because of the PR. I think they are actually mandated by their by-laws and all of that bullshti to act on behalf of every player regardless of the situation. It doesn't matter if he was raping nuns... They have to fight to protect his rights under the CBA.
I think that's the case
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Now ... don't get me wrong.. They 're gonna look like TOTAL a-holes. They're going to be standing up publicly and trying to defend a guy they have video of knocking a woman out in an elevator. Good luck with that fight. But I am willing to bet the ink is already dry on the grievance that'll be filed
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She was clearly attacking him!
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Clever AZ....
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