Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[motobrewer]

Man what a bad week for hoppy

Ducks lose chip, Seattle ices themselves. Just no good all around.

 

[motobrewer]

Oh man! Someone create a meme of Cooter (that's Pete Carroll for those of you not paying attention) "icing" himself!

 

[Punity]

http://m.deadspin.com/5976517/manti...tory-of-the-college-football-season-is-a-hoax


I know this is college but I couldnt resist putting it up this is just weird.

 

[McBrewskie]

Niners should win Sunday. More physical team. If the clichés hold true of run the ball stop the run then it's a win cause the Niners do both very well. Then again I thought Seattle was gonna win. Oh well, nothing is a given and the Falcons are a smart team. Looking forward to it.

 

[punkrockdave]

A friend of mine sent me this.

 

[David2mayes]

The only thing good to ever come from football are the Superbowl Commercials.

 

[bluemoose]

The only thing good to ever come from football are the Superbowl Commercials.

Yeah, we heard you the first time douchbag.

 

[stratslinger]

The only thing good to ever come from football are the Superbowl Commercials.

Seriously, get the hell out of the football thread, and let the folks who, you know, want to be here hang out without your douchnozzlery.

And what the hell was the picture supposed to be anyway? Almost as pointless as I've always considered this one:

 

[the_bird]

http://m.deadspin.com/5976517/manti...tory-of-the-college-football-season-is-a-hoax


I know this is college but I couldnt resist putting it up this is just weird.

I can't figure this out at all. Either:

1. He was deeply, deeply tricked; a prank for all time. Must be a female accomplice somewhere, since they talked on the phone all the time. Seems so unlikely that someone would fake a relationship with him for a whole year, just for ****s and giggles.

2. He made up the story of the dead girlfriend for sympathy and attention.

3. He's a Mormon kid at a Catholic school... who's DEEPLY in the closet and needs a "long-distance girlfriend" to be his beard. "She" couldn't come to the draft with him, so he had to "kill" her off.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Haha. You guys are easy

(Not to Bird... To guys losing their minds over troll food)

 

[stratslinger]

Eh, not losing my mind at least. Just mildly irritated. And it came across a little strong considering I hadn't had my first cup of coffee yet. Moving on now.

Cape, I may have an important question or three for you in another day or two. Trying not to jynx myself by jumping the gun and asking about things too early.

 

[JonGrafto]

Eh, not losing my mind at least. Just mildly irritated. And it came across a little strong considering I hadn't had my first cup of coffee yet. Moving on now.

Cape, I may have an important question or three for you in another day or two. Trying not to jynx myself by jumping the gun and asking about things too early.

Finally getting around to asking him on a date?

 

[Cape Brewing]

They are either gonna win or they're gonna lose. All you can do is try to be prepared for either outcome and nothing YOU are going to do in terms of those plans is going to effect anything.

Jinxes are ridiculous.

I cut a check about six minutes ago.

Section 106 row 33. Corner end zone but 33 rows from the field!!!!

$1,500 each. I got insanely lucky.

And if the Pats lose this weekend, those tix will go right up on stubhub and I'll be able to sell them for a lot more than i paid for em

 

[motobrewer]

The amount of money cape has blown to watch the pats lose Super Bowls is hilarious to me.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Meh. Either way. It is an awesome experience going to the Super Bowl (i have been in the game twice and 'near the game' twice in the city). All four times was a good time.

 

[WesleyS]

Meh. Either way. It is an awesome experience going to the Super Bowl (i have been in the game twice and 'near the game' twice in the city). All four times was a good time.

Hey, atleast the Giants won't be playing, so there's a good chance the Pats could win this year if they make it past Sunday.

 

[Cape Brewing]

(Trash talk hat off for one second)

This Manti Te'o thing is FCKED!! This is unreal. The d-bag part of me wants to bust out laughing but the human part of me feels really bad. This is a kid. People forget sometimes that these college players are just kids. From the way it is now sounding, he got totally effin duped and its not like this was some piblicity stunt. Un-effin real. I juat hope Te'o and the rest of his d-line pay the person who did this a visit.

(Trash talk hat back on)

Bwaaaaaahahahahaha!!!! Dick Sherman is GOLFING right now!!! Ahhhhahahahaha. Hey Dick!! You mad you missed that putt bro!?!

 

[Punity]

(Trash talk hat off for one second)

This Manti Te'o thing is FCKED!! This is unreal. The d-bag part of me wants to bust out laughing but the human part of me feels really bad. This is a kid. People forget sometimes that these college players are just kids. From the way it is now sounding, he got totally effin duped and its not like this was some piblicity stunt. Un-effin real. I juat hope Te'o and the rest of his d-line pay the person who did this a visit.

(Trash talk hat back on)

Bwaaaaaahahahahaha!!!! Dick Sherman is GOLFING right now!!! Ahhhhahahahaha. Hey Dick!! You mad you missed that putt bro!?!

I wish I was golfing ita beautiful here right now.

 

[the_bird]

This Manti Te'o thing is FCKED!! This is unreal. The d-bag part of me wants to bust out laughing but the human part of me feels really bad. This is a kid. People forget sometimes that these college players are just kids. From the way it is now sounding, he got totally effin duped and its not like this was some piblicity stunt. Un-effin real. I juat hope Te'o and the rest of his d-line pay the person who did this a visit.

I ain't buying it. Doesn't make any sense. Why prank him for a full year? Was Ashton Kucher involved somehow? What would they have been trying to accomplish? Was there someone else involved, a woman who was on the phone with him? That's a lot of work for some chuckles.

My theory? The kid's gay, and needed a backstory to explain why he - the star football player, the kid going in the first round of the draft - didn't have a girlfriend, was never seen hooking up. So, invent to proverbial "girlfriend from Canada," just like moto did back in high school. Just make her from Hawaii. "Why doesn't she ever come out to the game?" "Oh, she's sick. Real sick. Leukemia." "Is she coming out to New York for the draft" "I hope she does! Oh ****, she just died in a car crash! I'm going to be too broken up to date another girl!"

Doesn't bother me in the least if the kid is gay, but this absolutely SCREAMS "beard" to me.

 

[McBrewskie]

The only thing good to ever come from football are the Superbowl Commercials.

Oh okay.

 

[bluemoose]

Haha. You guys are easy

(Not to Bird... To guys losing their minds over troll food)

Just taking the opportunity to call someone other than Moto and Hoppy a d-bag.

 

[Cape Brewing]

I ain't buying it. Doesn't make any sense. Why prank him for a full year? Was Ashton Kucher involved somehow? What would they have been trying to accomplish? Was there someone else involved, a woman who was on the phone with him? That's a lot of work for some chuckles.

My theory? The kid's gay, and needed a backstory to explain why he - the star football player, the kid going in the first round of the draft - didn't have a girlfriend, was never seen hooking up. So, invent to proverbial "girlfriend from Canada," just like moto did back in high school. Just make her from Hawaii. "Why doesn't she ever come out to the game?" "Oh, she's sick. Real sick. Leukemia." "Is she coming out to New York for the draft" "I hope she does! Oh ****, she just died in a car crash! I'm going to be too broken up to date another girl!"

Doesn't bother me in the least if the kid is gay, but this absolutely SCREAMS "beard" to me.

I dunno... I think you have been watching too many Oliver Stone movies.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Just taking the opportunity to call someone other than Moto and Hoppy a d-bag.

yeah but that takes away focus from really pushing the relevant facts of Moto and Hoppy being d-bags.

let's keep our eyes on the prize here.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Wow, that Manti Te'o kid is as sharp as a marble.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

I ain't buying it. Doesn't make any sense. Why prank him for a full year? Was Ashton Kucher involved somehow? What would they have been trying to accomplish? Was there someone else involved, a woman who was on the phone with him? That's a lot of work for some chuckles.

My theory? The kid's gay, and needed a backstory to explain why he - the star football player, the kid going in the first round of the draft - didn't have a girlfriend, was never seen hooking up. So, invent to proverbial "girlfriend from Canada," just like moto did back in high school. Just make her from Hawaii. "Why doesn't she ever come out to the game?" "Oh, she's sick. Real sick. Leukemia." "Is she coming out to New York for the draft" "I hope she does! Oh ****, she just died in a car crash! I'm going to be too broken up to date another girl!"

Doesn't bother me in the least if the kid is gay, but this absolutely SCREAMS "beard" to me.

Charles Kelly, who likes to be called "Chip", is single and has never been married. What are you trying to say Bird?

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Wow, that Manti Te'o kid is as sharp as a marble.

Know what is shaped like a marble?? The number of Oregon Duck National Titles and Seattle Seahawk Super Bowl wins... 0

 

[bob1852]

Know what is shaped like a marble?? The number of Oregon Duck National Titles and Seattle Seahawk Super Bowl wins... 0

Oh my.

 

[Punity]

Know what is shaped like a marble?? The number of Oregon Duck National Titles and Seattle Seahawk Super Bowl wins... 0

Thats a messed up marble

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Back to football talk:

The Pats better not kick to Holliday. That dude destroyed Denver on returns and the Pat's coverage on returns have been shadey this year.

 

[Punity]

Back to football talk:

The Pats better not kick to Holliday. That dude destroyed Denver on returns and the Pat's coverage on returns have been shadey this year.

Good thing Holliday plays for the broncos then