Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[Pickettj]

you guys are just jealous you don't live in an area where the average age is 45.9

You've apparently never been to indiana. We aren't generally a red state because of our large youth population!

 

[the_bird]

So what, you're seventeen and your grandma's about to turn 75? That would explain a lot.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Pats are awesome and any team that isnt the Pats blows.

(Just getting us back on track)

 

[Punity]

Pats are awesome and any team that isnt the Pats blows.

(Just getting us back on track)

Always an even keel with you

 

[bluemoose]

Pats are awesome and any team that isnt the Pats blows.

(Just getting us back on track)

( nodding in agreement)

 

[Cape Brewing]

Always an even keel with you

A decade of dominance will have that effect

 

[user 574]

I'm now imagining moto as this maintaining some well to do community.

Hawaii is awesome during Christmas time. Guess you're getting dumped on in the upper Midwest? Sucks for you. I have a bit of a sunburn today.

Watching Packers dominate this Sunday at 8a is the only thing that kind of sucks. Guess bloody marys will be required.

 

[HoppyDaze]

a decade of dominance will have that effect

lol

 

[Cape Brewing]

lol

Debate it... Go ahead.

 

[HoppyDaze]

three years is not a decade...the run was 9 years ago. That is all. **** your gey stats...

 

[Cape Brewing]

Let's hear it Hoppy... Name me one team that has been more dominant than TMDTOTM.

Go ahead.

I'm listening

 

[Cape Brewing]

three years is not a decade...the run was 9 years ago. That is all. **** your gey stats...

LOL!!!

I thought so.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Wow...you really got me on that one Cape

 

[Cape Brewing]

Wow...you really got me on that one Cape

Ok tough guy... Answer the question then. Give me the name of one team that has been more dominant this millennium.

 

[Punity]

Ok tough guy... Answer the question then. Give me the name of one team that has been more dominant this millennium.

Lakers : p

 

[troyh]

Remember that year Brady was hurt? What'd they win, 2 games? It's a one-man team. When he retires, the Patriots will look like they did in the 70s, 80s and 90s.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Not the team that plays in the weakest division in football and is handed a playoff birth before the season even starts. Then proceeds to choke in the playoffs. Not that team for sure. Fact is, your definition of "dominant" is simply whatever the Patriots have done like total wins or neat stats by Brady. But hey, that's what being a fanatic is all about...unrealistic delusional views on your team.

 

[the_bird]

Remember that year Brady was hurt? What'd they win, 2 games? It's a one-man team. When he retires, the Patriots will look like they did in the 70s, 80s and 90s.

... uh, try 11-5.

Pats won a lot of games in the 1990s, too, for those of you whose football knowledge is a little on the elementary side. No team has a better record since Kraft bought the squad in '94. Even during the Pete Carroll years, the team was generally a playoff squad.

 

[bob1852]

What do the Patriots and Lions have in common?

 

[Cape Brewing]

What do the Patriots and Lions have in common?

They're both plowing your mom?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Remember that year Brady was hurt? What'd they win, 2 games? It's a one-man team. When he retires, the Patriots will look like they did in the 70s, 80s and 90s.

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


(I usually completely ignore lame-azz Steeler fan posts but that one was too funny to pass up).

 

[stratslinger]

Remember that year Brady was hurt? What'd they win, 2 games? It's a one-man team. When he retires, the Patriots will look like they did in the 70s, 80s and 90s.

I've gotta ask: was this sarcasm?

Because I'm hoping it was sarcasm. That, or you were smoking a lot of good stuff that year and completely forgot what actually happened that year and tried to talk smack and failed.

But if it was sarcasm, well played.

 

[bob1852]

They're both plowing your mom?

They've both been circled by wolves....I mean, beaten by the cards.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Not the team that plays in the weakest division in football and is handed a playoff birth before the season even starts. Then proceeds to choke in the playoffs. Not that team for sure. Fact is, your definition of "dominant" is simply whatever the Patriots have done like total wins or neat stats by Brady. But hey, that's what being a fanatic is all about...unrealistic delusional views on your team.

Ok fair enough...

Give me one meaningful statistic that says they aren't TMDTOTM.

Most wins over that time?
Most points scored over that time?
Most divisional titles?
Most conference titles?
Most Super Bowl wins?
Having been in almost half the Super Bowls played over that time frame.
Largest margin of victory?
Only perfect 16 game regular season?
Most prolific offense in the history of the game?
Most TD passes in a season?
Most TD receptions in a season?


Go ahead. Let's hear it. Give me ONE stat that says they aren't.

 

[Punity]

They've both been circled by wolves....I mean, beaten by the cards.

Hey hey hey don't cross contaminate threads.

 

[Cape Brewing]

They've both been circled by wolves....I mean, beaten by the cards.

Crap.. I thought it was that they were both murdered with swimming pools.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Ok fair enough...

Give me one meaningful statistic that says they aren't TMDTOTM.

Most wins over that time?
Most points scored over that time?
Most divisional titles?
Most conference titles?
Most Super Bowl wins?
Having been in almost half the Super Bowls played over that time frame.
Largest margin of victory?
Only perfect 16 game regular season?
Most prolific offense in the history of the game?
Most TD passes in a season?
Most TD receptions in a season?


Go ahead. Let's hear it. Give me ONE stat that says they aren't.

I agree. The Pats used to be really good...

 

[Cape Brewing]

Hey hey hey don't cross contaminate threads.

Normally i would agree but that is way too good not to share. I even freakin read that to my SWMBO... Who immediately started laughing.... And ten laughed even harder at "there have been four wolf-related deaths... "

Post of the year by Az right there. I pissed myself laughing for about two hours over that... "There have been four wolf-related deaths..." Still cracks me up!

 

[bob1852]

Normally i would agree but that is way too good not to share. I even freakin read that to my SWMBO... Who immediately started laughing.... And ten laughed even harder at "there have been four wolf-related deaths... "

Post of the year by Az right there. I pissed myself laughing for about two hours over that... "There have been four wolf-related deaths..." Still cracks me up!

That was pretty epic, a little moreso than the Cards beating the Patriots.

 

[Cape Brewing]

I agree. The Pats used to be really good...

Not gonna actually accept the challenge though are you?

Fine... Take the last three years, since I'm hoping that would be recent enough for you... And run me those same stats tough guy.

I'll wait.


Or are you basing your entire argument on a "week by week" basis?