Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[Accidic]

McBrewski is apparently rarin' to talk about horse cocks and blowjobs. Cape is just in denial. Hoppy is the whipping boy who takes a licking and keeps on ticking. Moto has a cheese overdose and it bleeds through...

I guess out of those the only one you could hold a discussion with would be McBrewski but I am pretty sure the subject matter isn't worth the discussion.

 

[Punity]

Cmon now trading crap for crap to upgrade crap now thats front page news. Almost better then Tebow looking improved.

 

[finsfan]

tebow improved? i think that stopped when he was in college

 

[firerat]

I'd imagine a lot of football trash talk threads on a lot of boards go this way just about every August.

Pre-season, where your hopes and dreams of your team not tanking are still alive.

 

[Punity]

tebow improved? i think that stopped when he was in college

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2013/08/19/belichick-says-tebow-is-definitely-improving/

 

[firerat]

tebow improved? i think that stopped when he was in college

The only way to improve Tebow is to teach him to catch and block and line him up at TE.

 

[finsfan]

quote from that article "But Patriots coach Bill Belichick said he’s still seeing progress from his third-stringer, who was 1-of-7 for minus-1 yards passing against the Buccaneers."

1-7 for -1 yards is improving??!! bill is losing it with all these off the field issues this year

 

[motobrewer]

"ESPN bias" is such a load of crap.

If someone owns a luxury car dealship, are they going to spend their time advertising in an area... say... Like where Moto lives?? No. They're going to advertise in a high-income area where people are better educated and in a better position to visit their business.

That's all ESPN is doing.

And people get all over their case?? That's crap. It's just good business on ESPN's part.

the funny part about this is I live in one of the richest counties in the nation.

 

[Accidic]

Maybe he's figuring on one of those god awful teams trading for Mallett so he doesn't want to naysay him too much as he'd end up moved up to 2nd by default. I mean if it worked for the Packers and Young....

 

[Cape Brewing]

the funny part about this is I live in one of the richest counties in the nation.

...of course you do.

 

[Cape Brewing]

McBrewski is apparently rarin' to talk about horse cocks and blowjobs. Cape is just in denial. Hoppy is the whipping boy who takes a licking and keeps on ticking. Moto has a cheese overdose and it bleeds through...

I guess out of those the only one you could hold a discussion with would be McBrewski but I am pretty sure the subject matter isn't worth the discussion.

Accidic and finfan... cut from the same mold.

I really think this has to be the longest stretch for anyone and, oddly enough, there are two of them.

... I'm stumped.

 

[Accidic]

I'm sorry, should I have said delusional rather than denial?

 

[finsfan]

the funny part about this is I live in one of the richest counties in the nation.

if you consider being #59 on the list of richest counties as "one of the richest" than i guess you are correct

 

[motobrewer]

out of 3,144 counties in america? top 2%. math is hard in kansas.

 

[HoppyDaze]

could you guys turn your suck down, please?

 

[finsfan]

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[Accidic]

What in god's name is wrong with Marino's shoes there? Did they actually have to tape him up just to take the picture on the stage?

 

[McBrewskie]

Jacksonville names Gabbert starter. Can the NFL just eliminate that franchise already?

 

[Cape Brewing]

I'm sorry, should I have said delusional rather than denial?

(Cringing)

Uggg. GOD. It's freakin uncomfortable to watch

 

[Cape Brewing]

What in god's name is wrong with Marino's shoes there? Did they actually have to tape him up just to take the picture on the stage?

Marino looks like he fckin just ate a small Vietnamese family and you're commenting on the freakin shoes??

 

[finsfan]

Marino looks like he fckin just ate a small Vietnamese family and you're commenting on the freakin shoes??

it pains me but i agree with cape, he looks orange for god sake

if anything we have all learned one of accidic's pashion, shoes!

 

[finsfan]

out of 3,144 counties in america? top 2%. math is hard in kansas.

poverty exists in even the richest county, no math needed

 

[motobrewer]

if anything we have all learned one of accidic's pashion, shoes!

????????

wow.

 

[Cape Brewing]

where the eff is ollllllllo the Thread Narc and the ban-button when you need him???

 

[bob1852]

where the eff is ollllllllo the Thread Narc and the ban-button when you need him???

olllllllllllllllllllllllllllllo isn't a mod anymore. PKU.

 

[McBrewskie]

Just named my FF team for this year. The Purple Kaep'd Seed Spillers.

 

[Cape Brewing]

olllllllllllllllllllllllllllllo isn't a mod anymore. PKU.

mod'ing started draining too much time away from buying hipster hats??



ps. you should go with "PKU" more. I almost never see you use it.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Just named my FF team for this year. The Purple Kaep'd Seed Spillers.

cool story bro!!!

 

[Cape Brewing]

I should totally be a mod. I would get so many chics.

 

[finsfan]

you mean dics right

 

[Cape Brewing]

A "Fixed That For Ya Fairy"..... How did I not see that coming??

 

[HoppyDaze]

[ame="http://youtu.be/3qrrAxD7hOM"]http://youtu.be/3qrrAxD7hOM[/ame]

 

[Cape Brewing]

2013 = the year the Pats finally get over the hump they just missed in 2007.

BOOK IT


... And then Mercury Morris can tuck a napkin into his collar, sit back, and eat a big bag of dcks.

 

[day_trippr]

Looks like the NFL has finally found something useful for female sideline reporters: [ame=http://www.nfl.com/videos/nfl-game-highlights/0ap2000000231563/Oliver-gets-hit-with-football]targets![/ame]

Yup, the season's lookin' better already!

Cheers!

 

[bluemoose]

could you guys turn your suck down, please?

( shamefully nodding in agreement.)

 

[Accidic]

Marino looks like he fckin just ate a small Vietnamese family and you're commenting on the freakin shoes??

He's been like that any time he wasn't on the field. Welcome to 1999, glad you finally caught up. That said, in his last half a decade or so on the field he looked like they attached some Transformers monstrosity to his legs and he was running around on pegs made of athletic tape.

it pains me but i agree with cape, he looks orange for god sake

if anything we have all learned one of accidic's pashion, shoes!

Yes, clearly you got me. It'd be kind of hard to miss that on the crippled ex-qb though to be fair.

2013 = the year the Pats finally get over the hump they just missed in 2007.

BOOK IT

Ah, that's so cute. Nevertheless, I hope you enjoy your playoff berth. It's all you're getting this year.

 

[finsfan]

Yes, clearly you got me. It'd be kind of hard to miss that on the crippled ex-qb though to be fair.

I doubt any of us noticed. I sure didnt until you mentioned it

 

[Accidic]

Don't know what to tell you. It's a shame "Rambling Wreck" was already taken. Would have been an apt description.

 

[Accidic]

ProFootballMock: Russell Wilson embarrasses Aaron Rodgers

Fake as it is, it was still good for a laugh.

 

[motobrewer]

yeah, you're the kind of guy who would find that funny.