Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[Cape Brewing]

Hey Az.... Do you know who holds the record for most TDs thrown in a season AND the record for the fewest picks thrown in a season?

 

[motobrewer]

Isn't that the dude from one of the richest counties in the country?

Or was it the brewers fan. These new guys hurt my head.

Where is the bouncer when you need him.... That's right, Incognito knocked him out.

Who's a shareholder??

You don't get rich by writing a lot of checks for pieces of paper

 

[bob1852]

Yeah but I'm still missing one.

Damn it to all hell!!!

Don't be Hoppy...

 

[firerat]

Your mom?

Wow indeed.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Wow indeed.

Are you calling your own mom hot? Sicko!

any pics?

 

[finsfan]

Wow indeed.

standards here are awfully low

 

[HoppyDaze]

"Second sucks" ~ Tiger Woods

also "Seconds sucks"

 

[Cape Brewing]

December 1.... Pats at Houston. That's gotta be the first game on the schedule I can see the pats not winning by four touchdowns.

OMG... Jets... In Foxboro... Week 2. Sweet mother of all that is holy... That'll be just... carnage.

 

[firerat]

Are you calling your own mom hot? Sicko!

any pics?

What? No pics pervert.

I was calling his mom hot. I think.

You guys are weird.

 

[firerat]

December 1.... Pats at Houston. That's gotta be the first game on the schedule I can see the pats not winning by four touchdowns.

OMG... Jets... In Foxboro... Week 2. Sweet mother of all that is holy... That'll be just... carnage.

You remind of the Bears fans from Saturday night live.

Ok Jets vs. The pats. Pats by 265. Now lets all worship the almighty Belicheck and his only begotten son Tom Brady.

Da Pats.....

Only I guess instead of Polish sausage it should be chowda or lobstah.

 

[Cape Brewing]

You are

 

[Cape Brewing]

You remind of the Bears fans from Saturday night live.

Ok Jets vs. The pats. Pats by 265. Now lets all worship the almighty Belicheck and his only begotten son Tom Brady.

Da Pats.....

Only I guess instead of Polish sausage it should be chowda or lobstah.

I don't get it

 

[firerat]

You are

Awesome? I know.

But I'm new to this so stay with me.....

 

[firerat]

I don't get it

I know your just being an arse but watch this anyways....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=msSB5ev41Sk

 

[Cape Brewing]

Awesome? I know.

But I'm new to this so stay with me.....

Pfft... Ok. I'll try to keep up

 

[Darwin18]

December 1.... Pats at Houston. That's gotta be the first game on the schedule I can see the pats not winning by four touchdowns.

OMG... Jets... In Foxboro... Week 2. Sweet mother of all that is holy... That'll be just... carnage.

I wonder the spread is going to be on that one....I'm going to guess +14.5 for the Pats. At least sports gambling is starting next week.

 

[Cape Brewing]

I know your just being an arse but watch this anyways....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=msSB5ev41Sk

Link isn't working

 

[Cape Brewing]

I wonder the spread is going to be on that one....I'm going to guess +14.5 for the Pats. At least sports gambling is starting next week.

Pats minus a katrizillion

.... take the Pats.... And the over

 

[finsfan]

Link isn't working

You're not working, shouldnt you be brewing or something

 

[Darwin18]

Pats minus a katrizillion

.... take the Pats.... And the over

Now, now, the Jets defense isn't THAT terrible (and the Pat's defense isn't that good either). I'll still take the over though.

 

[finsfan]

Now, now, the Jets defense isn't THAT terrible

It really isnt, unfortunately the rest of the team sucks enough to drag them all down to a loss. Whats up with holmes not wanting to practice? He is their only hope on offense, and thats IF someone can get him the ball downfield

 

[TheWitGuy]

As much add we want all of our teams to win I think Denver is going to take it this year.

 

[Darwin18]

It really isnt, unfortunately the rest of the team sucks enough to drag them all down to a loss. Whats up with holmes not wanting to practice? He is their only hope on offense, and thats IF someone can get him the ball downfield

He's had a Lisfranc injury for the last season and a half. He was actually playing well up until he got hurt. It's an injury that takes a significant amount of time to heal from. It's not like he cares - he's getting paid a tremendous amount to rehab.

 

[finsfan]

He's had a Lisfranc injury for the last season and a half. He was actually playing well up until he got hurt. It's an injury that takes a significant amount of time to heal from. It's not like he cares - he's getting paid a tremendous amount to rehab.

True, I just didnt know if there was another reason he isnt practicing since he has been medically cleared.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Now, now, the Jets defense isn't THAT terrible (and the Pat's defense isn't that good either). I'll still take the over though.

Yeah.... I think that's the big thing. Everyone is focused on Welker and Hernandez being gone and it's "ohhh the Pats are gonna come back down to Earth this year"

No one is looking at the D and how much better they're gonna be this year.

Look at the difference just Talib made last year once he joined the team and they're gonna much better this year. Talib all season, a healthy and year older Chandler Jones, Kelly on the line and Wilson at safety... (An area of the field that was in total disarray last year).

The Pats D teams are gonna see this year is not going to be same D they saw last year.

 

[finsfan]

talib sucks, jones sucks, kelly sucks, wilson sucks, and cape sucks

 

[HoppyDaze]

The Seahawks will win the Super Bowl this year and that is a fact!

 

[finsfan]

The Seahawks will win the Super Bowl this year and that is a fact!

lets keep facts out of this thread ok

 

[HoppyDaze]

you keep your whore mouth shut...

 

[bob1852]

I wonder the spread is going to be on that one....I'm going to guess +14.5 for the Pats. At least sports gambling is starting next week.

Speaking of, where's data?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Speaking of, where's data?

Probably hitting the big sale down at Purple Camo's R Us.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Interesting sidenote: i got to meet Data a few months ago. He was in Boston and we grabbed a beer.

Odd... He had all of his fingers. I was surprised.

 

[bob1852]

Interesting sidenote: i got to meet Data a few months ago. He was in Boston and we grabbed a beer.

Odd... He had all of his fingers. I was surprised.

Well, he's had both legs cut off. Wait, he's just that short?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Well, he's had both legs cut off. Wait, he's just that short?

Yeah... It was weird. I was trying not to stare. He's like three foot three or something but he's not a Little Person. Odd

 

[user 574]

I bought into the GB paper. Sits proudly on my wall. Anyway, I've been too busy to post here banging your younger sister or daughter (18+) so haven't had much time for off season BS. When does real football start again?

And newbs; take it down to about a 6 or 7

 

[motobrewer]

talib sucks, jones sucks, kelly sucks, wilson sucks, and cape sucks

dude, get your own material.

 

[ChshreCat]

Interesting sidenote: i got to meet Data a few months ago. He was in Boston and we grabbed a beer.

Odd... He had all of his fingers. I was surprised.

Wait, they have beer in Boston? Whoda thunk it?

 

[finsfan]

dude, get your own material.

says the guy from Wisconsin

are you dumb, i was mocking cape.

 

[finsfan]

I didnt think id get the honors to start the mockery today, Cape WTF happened last night? I thought Brady looked the best he has in years?! he got the **** beat out of him by the LIONS! hahaha what a joke! I look forward to this season so much more now that the world has actually seen what I was predicting :rockin: the only other comment I have (not many are needed really) is why the hell did miami trade reggie bush

 

[bluemoose]

Oh the horror! The Patriots got beat in the preseason. What are we going to do?

Remember when the lions went 0-16? What was their preseason record that year?

The Lions just played their equivalent of the Superbowl.

I guess I can understand why it means so much to you. If your team sucks in the regular season you only have the hope generated by a good preseason performance.

Pretty much the Dolphin fans MO this millinium.