Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[finsfan]

yeah normally profootballmock has some good stuff, but that wasnt too funny

 

[ChshreCat]

Profootballmock is only funny when it's really out there. That was too close to being real to be funny.

 

[Accidic]

That would be why Moto has a problem with it.

 

[motobrewer]

Profootballmock is only funny when it's really out there. That was too close to being real to be funny.

yeah, i'd totally take russell wilson over aaron rodgers any day of the week.


-said nobody, ever

 

[bluemoose]

Really sad that teams like Miami take on these guys with character issues like Incognito. Try to control yourself in the bar Ritchie. Geez!

 

[ChshreCat]

So... Russell Wilson played for the Wisconsin Badgers. That means he should have lots of fans when he goes and plays in Lambeau tomorrow night, right?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Since it is only pre-season, I heard Brady might play lefty tonight just to keep it close

 

[Cape Brewing]

Really sad that teams like Miami take on these guys with character issues like Incognito. Try to control yourself in the bar Ritchie. Geez!

(Knodding in agreement)

Punks... That whole team

 

[finsfan]

(Knodding in agreement)

Punks... That whole team

Yeah cuz he totally killed someone, o wait, that was your team cape.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Yeah cuz he totally killed someone, o wait, that was your team cape.

this like those QB facebook conversations


finsfan (Roethlisberger): YOU SHOULDN'T SAY THAT BECAUSE ONE OF YOUR PLAYERS KILLED SOMEONE.

others: God, he still doesn't get it...

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Yeah cuz he totally killed someone, o wait, that was your team cape.

Someone? Singular? Please. When we do something we exceed from the norm. He's been linked to at least 3 murders. Pffft!

 

[finsfan]

this like those QB facebook conversations


finsfan (Roethlisberger): YOU SHOULDN'T SAY THAT BECAUSE ONE OF YOUR PLAYERS KILLED SOMEONE.

others: God, he still doesn't get it...

What a valiant effort at humor, well . . . . at least a hoppy effort

 

[Darwin18]

Someone? Singular? Please. When we do something we exceed from the norm. He's been linked to at least 3 murders. Pffft!

That we know of....Let's give the guy credit where credit is due.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Yeah cuz he totally killed someone, o wait, that was your team cape.

WTF are you talking about? There is no current player on the Patriots roster who killed anyone.

While... There IS someone on the Dolphins roster who apparently assaults people with some regularity.

Nice. Way to have some standards Miami.

 

[finsfan]

Cape does not care, he refuses to believe reality

 

[firerat]

Nice. Way to have some standards Miami.

Riiiight it's Miami's players that have questionable standards.

:cough Hernandez :cough:

 

[Cape Brewing]

What "reality" are you freakin talking about?? The Pats found out Hernandez was likely involved in a horrible crime... and cut him. That means he is no longer on the team... Which is why I said "there is no one currently on the roster"

So what part am I refusing to believe??

 

[Cape Brewing]

Riiiight it's Miami's players that have questionable standards.

:cough Hernandez :cough:

Is he still on the roster??

 

[finsfan]

he was until he MURDERED SOMEONE!

 

[Cape Brewing]

Maybe ypu guys should start hating on the Buffalo Bills... They had a running back that practically beheaded two people.

 

[Cape Brewing]

he was until he MURDERED SOMEONE!

Oh... Ok... So you CAN read what I actually wrote then. Phew. I thought I was going to have to write it out in much smaller words.

Thank you for finally coming out and saying almost exactly what my point was.

Solid work.

 

[firerat]

Is he still on the roster??

I'd say that was more because he can't play from behind bars then because of any moral obligation.

Which Miami player regularly assaults people?

 

[finsfan]

you seem extra b!tchy today cape, you're supposed to check your emotions at the door little lady

 

[motobrewer]

says the guy from Kansas.

 

[Accidic]

Is he still on the roster??

No but that's hardly the point anyway. They carried him on their roster until he got busted (horribly I might add) and then cut him.

IE for Hernandez, the Patriots drafted him... He did well in the NFL when healthy but ultimately he was a scumbag who apparently kills people and they cut his @$$ once he got arrested for it.

I'm a little foggy here but didn't the Dolphins have a player sign with them after playing with the Patriots the year before whom they cut immediately after assaulting his wife? If they didn't cut the other guy, maybe there is more to that story than you're immediately aware of. Also, a complete @$$ beating is still less significant than bullets to the head of a handful of people. Just saying.

 

[firerat]

I'm a little foggy here but didn't the Dolphins have a player sign with them after playing with the Patriots the year before whom they cut immediately after assaulting his wife?

That would be Chad "Ocho Cinco" Johnson.

Offtopic: The judge who sentenced Mr. Johnson, Katherine McHugh, is my aunt.

 

[finsfan]

even with that reasoning accidic, cape will still claim new england is the perfect group of angels he sees them as

 

[Cape Brewing]

I'd say that was more because he can't play from behind bars then because of any moral obligation.

Which Miami player regularly assaults people?

Riiiiiight. So they ate a huge salary cap hit by cutting him as immediately as they did simply because he wasn't going to play.... as opposed to looking the other way and letting him sit on the roster while the process ran its course. It had nothing to do with Kraft wanting no part of any of that continued to be tied to his team. Right.

 

[Cape Brewing]

even with that reasoning accidic, cape will still claim new england is the perfect group of angels he sees them as

.... and you will continue to post on this thread and look like a tool every time...

As the world turns I guess

 

[firerat]

Riiiiiight. So they ate a huge salary cap hit by cutting him as immediately as they did simply because he wasn't going to play.... as opposed to looking the other way and letting him sit on the roster while the process ran its course. It had nothing to do with Kraft wanting no part of any of that continued to be tied to his team. Right.

Umm, well yes, that would be right.

Why would you fill a roster spot with someone who's going to be imprisoned?

 

[Accidic]

@Cape... Says the delusional man. Kind of takes the sting out ya know?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Umm, well yes, that would be right.

Why would you fill a roster spot with someone who's going to be imprisoned?

LOL!!!!!

Google "salary cap"

Take your time. We're not going anywhere.

 

[finsfan]

Kraft wanting no part of any of that continued to be tied to his team. Right.

Seems like you just said Kraft cut him because of bad publicity, not moral objection, which is the quote you were responding to.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Says the delusional man. Kind of takes the sting out ya know?

Two peas in a pod.

The good old days were so much better

 

[Cape Brewing]

Seems like you just said Kraft cut him because of bad publicity, not moral objection, which is the quote you were responding to.

Sure. That's what I said. Have some more delusions.

 

[bob1852]

The good old days were so much better

You mean back in the day when the Patriots actually won a Super Bowl?

 

[finsfan]

^ o damn! and really cape, calling ME delusional is the most delusional thing you've done, and that sets the bar higher than you already had it

 

[Cape Brewing]

No, the good old days when we didn't have two fire hoses of suck drenching this thread non-stop.

Hey Az. Carson Palmer. I WIN!!!

PKU

 

[Cape Brewing]

^ o damn! and really cape, calling ME delusional is the most delusional thing you've done, and that sets the bar higher than you already had it

Not-uh.... You are

 

[finsfan]

you are the only one here who has been called delusion by multiple people multiple times, coincidence?