Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[McBrewskie]

Win more games wanna be a top dog win.em all sorry the falcons are better team

Lol, the Falcons are anywhere from the 3rd to 5th best team in the NFC. Niners and Pack are better, Hawks and Skins might be too.

 

[Punity]

Lol, the Falcons are anywhere from the 3rd to 5th best team in the NFC. Niners and Pack are better, Hawks and Skins might be too.

Shhhhhh

 

[motobrewer]

seahawks - "playoff fodder of the millennium"

seriously, goodell wants more playoff teams? why? so we have more teams like seattle to waste valuable playoff space?

 

[bluemoose]

I think the Pats should pick up Tim Tebow. I'm pretty sure he will be released by the Jets. They have a perfect opportunity to give him a shot and show other teams some value, but they're going with Mcelroy. If anyone can find where he fits on the gridiron, it's Bill.

 

[Cape Brewing]

I think the Pats should pick up Tim Tebow. I'm pretty sure he will be released by the Jets. They have a perfect opportunity to give him a shot and show other teams some value, but they're going with Mcelroy. If anyone can find where he fits on the gridiron, it's Bill.

I will respectfully disagree... Only because I don't want anyone showing up in the Pats locker room reaking of suck... And anyone who has spent more than an hour on the Jets roster this year is covered in that stench.

 

[troyh]

I think the Pats should pick up Tim Tebow. I'm pretty sure he will be released by the Jets. They have a perfect opportunity to give him a shot and show other teams some value, but they're going with Mcelroy. If anyone can find where he fits on the gridiron, it's Bill.

Yeah, I'm sure they'd take Brady out for a few plays to put in a QB who can't throw.

Tebow will go to some desperate team for a year or two and then be out of the NFL for good. And he'll say it's all part of God's plan for him.

 

[bluemoose]

Yeah, I'm sure they'd take Brady out for a few plays to put in a QB who can't throw.

Tebow will go to some desperate team for a year or two and then be out of the NFL for good. And he'll say it's all part of God's plan for him.

Right, I was definitly thinking of putting him in as QB. It appears Steelers fans are about as bright as their quarterback.

As for the stench of suck, while I agree he would have plenty of that, I think Bill could make him a decent player. It is a project that Bill likes to do, he likes the kid, and really, is he ever going to find a better team to play for? The Patriots tend to elevate marginal players to superstardom, I think we could do that with Tim too.
I am certainly not saying that he be considered a quarterback in any way. That would be like replacing Larry Bird with Vern Troyer. But I'm sure Bill would be able to find a role. I would hate for Tim to go do missionary work in the prime of his career just because the Jets are a pathetic excuse for an organization. Think of this as charity work for Bill. Bill Belichick is a stand up guy like that.

 

[troyh]

I hope you're right, that they do take him so you have to look stupid defending what you just posted.

Bellichick is as interested in sacrificing wins for charity as Brady is interested in your man crush on him.

 

[ChshreCat]

I think the Pats should pick up Tim Tebow. I'm pretty sure he will be released by the Jets. They have a perfect opportunity to give him a shot and show other teams some value, but they're going with Mcelroy. If anyone can find where he fits on the gridiron, it's Bill.

Well, with a starting QB on the decline, they need to get SOMETHING lined up.

 

[Punity]

Well, with a starting QB on the decline, they need to get SOMETHING lined up.

Sanchez will be on the trading block. Go for it pats

 

[ChshreCat]

Tarvaris Jackson might be available.

 

[day_trippr]

I think the Pats should pick up Tim Tebow. I'm pretty sure he will be released by the Jets.[...]

At this point, I think pretty much everyone is going to be released by the Jets. Nobody on their staff should expect to be back.

Sanchez will be on the trading block. Go for it pats

Ahahahaha! As if!

Our hoodied Yoda would never make an offer for either one of those train wrecks...

Cheers!

 

[day_trippr]

This cracked me up...

http://profootballmock.com/battle-of-the-boards-49ers-seahawks/

But the Seahawks WILL crush the niners.

Thanks for the link - that was a hilarious read at the end of a trying day here.

Cheers! ('Course, I'd be rooting for the 'Niners in that match-up )

 

[cdubbaya]

As much as it pains me, I'll be rooting for Seattle in that game in hopes the Pack can win themselves into a 2nd seed.

 

[motobrewer]

Ohhhh you motherf--kers...work just bought me an iPhone....you idiots haven't seen NOTHIN yet.

moto is now mobile. beware.

 

[Punity]

Welcome aboard the Hawks wagon packer fans.

 

[bob1852]

Ohhhh you motherf--kers...work just bought me an iPhone....you idiots haven't seen NOTHIN yet.

moto is now mobile. beware.

Do you get a cell signal in your mom's basement.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Do you get a cell signal in your mom's basement.

[ame]http://youtu.be/1bMs04JK0BQ[/ame]

 

[motobrewer]

Never enough meatloaf

 

[motobrewer]

speaking of no service, i don't get any in my house, so i had to buy a damn network extender. 250 list price! they took $75 off. stupid verizon.

 

[Cape Brewing]

speaking of no service, i don't get any in my house, so i had to buy a damn network extender. 250 list price! they took $75 off. stupid verizon.

Thats what you get for living in East Buttfck, Nowhere.

Try moving to sonewhere that has electricity ya freakin' hillbilly.

 

[motobrewer]

Thats what you get for living in East Buttfck, Nowhere.

Try moving to sonewhere that has electricity ya freakin' hillbilly.

you mean one of the wealthiest counties in america?

the issue isn't remoteness, the issue is that i live in a retirement community and residents keep shooting down new cell tower plans.

 

[the_bird]

You live in a retirement community? So what, your grandma's basement, instead of your moms?

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

No internet? Are you sure it's an Iphone and not a Jitterbug?

 

[Punity]

You live in a retirement community? So what, your grandma's basement, instead of your moms?

Hard to have a basement in a double wide

 

[motobrewer]

Hard to have a basement in a double wide

Uh, dig harder?

 

[Punity]

Thanks for the advice I'm not well versed on homes with wheels

 

[the_bird]

I can totally see Moto as "J-Roc" in Trailer Park Boys.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PzbjWI3EhyI

 

[Pickettj]

Since it's the obnoxious thread, Billicheat and the patsies suck large hairy testicles. Go Colts! Playoffs?? PLAYOFFS?!?!

 

[motobrewer]

you guys are just jealous you don't live in an area where the average age is 45.9