Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[NordeastBrewer77]

Seahawk and Bear fans talking smackage.

Packer fans with sandy va........ sand covered cats.

 

[Cape Brewing]

I need to start checking flights to New Orleans.

 

[the_bird]

Please don't. Every time you watch the Patriots in the Super Bowl, they lose. Why don't you just stay home and watch the Pats win from The Cape?

 

[motobrewer]

love it

 

[Cape Brewing]

Eff that. They gotta win one while I'm in the stadium ONE of these times!!

 

[the_bird]

Tim Tebow's gmail account was hacked...

 

[motobrewer]

hahaha! Rodger Goodell - Tim, stop sending me these. It's not illegal.....

a-rod lemon partying - classic.

 

[Cape Brewing]

I don't think that's real

 

[motobrewer]

don't ruin this for me.

 

[the_bird]

I don't think that's real

I don't believe in Santa Claus.

I don't believe in the Easter Bunny.

I don't believe in Bog Iron Brewing.

But, I believe in Rex Ryan hooking Tebow up with a hooker "with tits like Vince Wilfork"... :rockin:

 

[bobbrews]

You guys take a look at the top banner?

What causes wet dreams? - Google search

Hahahaha

 

[NordeastBrewer77]

Epic

 

[Cape Brewing]

Rex Ryan to the Pats as DC after he's fired after the end of the year by the Jets.

Says me.

 

[the_bird]

He's already starting to campaign for the job (just like Chris Christie started campaigning for the '16 nomination last week). Mangina's basically offered to suck BB off if he'll give him a job.

More likely; Scott Pioli *and* Romeo Crennell return to Foxboro.

 

[stratslinger]

Romeo back as DC? Yes, please.

Pioli back in Foxboro? **** no! We've actually gotten value out of our drafts since he left town. Keep that guy as far away from Foxboro as possible.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Mangina is dead to Mr. Belichick. That will never happen.

I could see the foot lover here though. It would be interesting with Welker in the locker room.

 

[the_bird]

You think Rex Ryan could shut his mouth for an afternoon, much less a full football season?

Here's a quiz; who's the Patriot's defensive coordinator this year? If you answered "Matt Patricia," you're a bigger football nerd than me, I was pretty sure they had actaully named a DC this year but I couldn't remember his name.

And Mangina will never be brought back, but his slobbering up to BB is pretty disgusting to watch.

 

[Cape Brewing]

I knew who it was...

And the problems with the secondary, since he's been named aren't going to help him if someone like Rex comes avail.

To work under Belichick, for the Pats... When who knows how many more years Bill really has left in the tank?? I think Rex would be quiet as a door mouse.

 

[day_trippr]

It's uncanny how consistently awful Thursday night football has been since its inception. And I'm not even talking about the "talent" behind the mikes...

Cheers!

 

[Cape Brewing]

It's uncanny how consistently awful Thursday night football has been since its inception. And I'm not even talking about the "talent" behind the mikes...

Cheers!

I could be way off base but I would think the NFL stands to make a lot more money by broadcasting marque games on the national networks in prime time given the TV contracts vs broadcasting it on their own channel... Which, not everyone gets.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Moto got called an "ass whaffle". That's funny.

 

[user 574]

the 20th ranked non text google hit when searching for "thursday night football sucks" present us this:



Goodell is apparently using retirement funds to pay off google instead of paying for old player hip replacements.

 

[motobrewer]

um...

 

[bob1852]

Cape......with the slow clap.

 

[motobrewer]

i can't be sure, i've only seen cape when I logged into the brewfest web broadcast, but the two boys next to him definitely have that "f--k....this...is my dad" look on their face.

 

[user 574]

No Pats fan smack. Guess their fingers are sore from biting on them during the game.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Patriots are terrible

 

[OG2620]

If Seattle can call it a win in the game against the Pack, I'll take that win against B-lo.

 

[bluemoose]

Another dominating win for the Patriots!

 

[Punity]

Another dominating win for the Patriots!

Dammit I gotta clean up after spitting beer all over my floor.