Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[Punity]

Mother ****ing Giants to the mother ****ing world god damned series!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Didn't realize Eli could pitch so well

 

[motobrewer]

instead of watching the game, I watched ESPN's 30 for 30 - Broke.

I'm happy with my decision.

 

[bobbrews]

These are not as funny as the first couple posts, but nevertheless...

http://profootballmock.com/nfl-qbs-on-facebook-week-7-enter-the-roger/

 

[dataz722]

Didn't realize Eli could pitch so well

No, but we always knew Brady could catch.

 

[Cape Brewing]

No, but we always knew Brady could catch.

Ahhhhhh... I see what you did there... clever.


Two words: Joe. Flacco.

 

[bobbrews]

Don't you mean: Tony. Homo?

 

[the_bird]

What's with the influx of gay jokes recently? Are you guys 12?

 

[dataz722]

What's with the influx of gay jokes recently? Are you guys 12?

I know you are but what am I!

 

[Cape Brewing]

I know you are but what am I!

Oh... and apparently you were right on the Texans.

 

[dataz722]

Oh... and apparently you were right on the Texans.

Yeah, I wasn't quite expecting that though.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Yeah, I wasn't quite expecting that though.

I hear ya... I didn't think the Ravens were gonna suck that bad either.

We were both way off.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Did Tom Brady get lots of stats in that blowout against the Jets?

 

[bluemoose]

Did Tom Brady get lots of stats in that blowout against the Jets?

Only one that matters. It landed in the W column.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Only one that matters. It landed in the W column.

Been saying that for a while now but no one wants to listen...

 

[Cape Brewing]

250 yrds two TDs and no picks...

Not horrible.

What did Russell Wilson have for stats this week?

 

[HoppyDaze]

250 yrds two TDs and no picks...

Not horrible.

What did Russell Wilson have for stats this week?

Seattle lost...

Why do you insist on comparing the two? That won't make the Pats be as good as they were eight years ago. I promise you that...

 

[bobbrews]

Some numbers up to this point.

Green - Great
Orange - Decent
Red - Poor

(Bears should be 5-1)

 

[bluemoose]

Stat:

Patriots 7
Seattle 1

Any guesses?

 

[HoppyDaze]

Stat:

Patriots 7
Seattle 1

Any guesses?

Nothing relevant for the current season is my guess...

 

[Cape Brewing]

Seattle lost...

Why do you insist on comparing the two? That won't make the Pats be as good as they were eight years ago. I promise you that...

Because I enjoy pointing out how much Wilson sucks... after you called him a "pro-bowler"

 

[HoppyDaze]

Because I enjoy pointing out how much Wilson sucks... after you called him a "pro-bowler"

No, I called Richard Sherman a pro bowler and Wilson a potential ROY...

I know it much easier to make stuff up to prove your point, but it's not very legit.

 

[bluemoose]

No, I called Richard Sherman a pro bowler and Wilson a potential ROY...

I know it much easier to make stuff up to prove your point, but it's not very legit.

Pete Carroll, COY!

 

[Cape Brewing]

No, I called Richard Sherman a pro bowler and Wilson a potential ROY...

I know it much easier to make stuff up to prove your point, but it's not very legit.

Nope... you are dead right... my mistake. That is exactly what you said, my bad.

So.... let me rephrase...



Because I enjoy pointing out how much Wilson sucks... after you called him a "potential ROY"

 

[HoppyDaze]

If Seattle wins in Detroit this weekend I think they have a shot at the playoffs. Either way the Patriots still lost to them.

 

[bob1852]

If Seattle wins in Detroit this weekend I think they have a shot at the playoffs.

And if the Queen had balls she'd be King.

 

[Cape Brewing]

And you guys should definitely hang up the "Beat the Patriots" banner. You deserve it.

I still don't see how that remotely makes Wilson a "potential ROY" given how horrific his stats are but...

 

[Cape Brewing]

And if the Queen had balls she'd be King.

hold on... I thought a queen with balls was Moto???

 

[HoppyDaze]

And you guys should definitely hang up the "Beat the Patriots" banner. You deserve it.

I still don't see how that remotely makes Wilson a "potential ROY" given how horrific his stats are but...

Well first you need to understand that stats only paint part of the picture and that the ultimate stat is W/L. The performance @ SF takes him out of the picture though ...

 

[bob1852]

I still don't see how that remotely makes Wilson a "potential ROY" given how horrific his stats are but...

He's a rookie, ergo he's potentially the rookie of the ear.

 

[the_bird]

Yeah, realistically there are two players with a shot at Offensive ROY... and while they're both QBs, ain't either of them Russell Wilson. Although I'm pretty sure Hoppy would have drafted Wilson over Luck and RGIII, if he had the chance.