Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[TheDudeLebowski]

Niners favored by 9 tonight and the over/under is 37.5. Ouch! What's everyone's pick for tonight?

 

[NordeastBrewer77]

SF is a very close game.

 

[Sir Humpsalot]

Since you flipped your system does that mean a +2.5 is a team getting 2.5 points or a team favored by 2.5 points?

It is my pick against the spread. So +2.5 is the underdog plus the points.

 

[HoppyDaze]

OK Sir (I doubt)Humpsalot....I'm gonna let $50 ride on these picks. Let's see how you do. Always looking for picks.

 

[HoppyDaze]

If 49er fans could please keep from stabbing Seahawks fans to death that would be great. It is just a game afterall. No need to murder strangers.

Thank you,

 

[Punity]

Anyone see the videos of the all out brawl before the game? I'd never go to a game in that stadium, it's a football game not a prison yard....ok in know it's hard to tell in that area.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Anyone see the videos of the all out brawl before the game? I'd never go to a game in that stadium, it's a football game not a prison yard....ok in know it's hard to tell in that area.

I've seen parts. All gang related macho BS. I hear Dodger Stadium is like that too. Worried for your life as you approach a sporting event. SMH

 

[HoppyDaze]

I have a feeling the Hawks are in serious trouble tonight. My gut is usually right...for example: I knew they were going to beat the Patriots.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Ducks are going to hammer the Sun Devils tonight!!

 

[bluemoose]

Ducks are going to hammer the Sun Devils tonight!!

(shakes head and leaves the thread)

 

[Punity]

Ducks are going to hammer the Sun Devils tonight!!

Wtf?

 

[motobrewer]

I have a feeling the Hawks are in serious trouble tonight. My gut is usually right...for example: I knew they were going to beat the Patriots.

lol! that's such a skirt-wearing bullsh*t "seattle" way of punking out of your team.

if they win: "f-yeah, my team is awesome!"
if they lose: "I knew it! I just "had a feeling" they'd lose, just didn't have it tonight blah blah ****ing blah. I called it all along, credit me, i'm so awesome"

you know who else "has feelings"?? chicks on their periods.

hoppy = chick on her period. also, a pro-bowler, who has won 4 superbowls.

to recap, hoppy's super-serious, "totally developed", know-everything-about-football, redzone-having analysis of the game tonight:

"i have a gut feeling they are in trouble. and, my gut is prettay guuud....."

 

[motobrewer]

good god!! is pete carroll drunk!??!?

 

[Punity]

lol! that's such a skirt-wearing bullsh*t "seattle" way of punking out of your team.

if they win: "f-yeah, my team is awesome!"
if they lose: "I knew it! I just "had a feeling" they'd lose, just didn't have it tonight blah blah ****ing blah. I called it all along, credit me, i'm so awesome"

you know who else "has feelings"?? chicks on their periods.

hoppy = chick on her period. also, a pro-bowler, who has won 4 superbowls.

to recap, hoppy's super-serious, "totally developed", know-everything-about-football, redzone-having analysis of the game tonight:

"i have a gut feeling they are in trouble. and, my gut is prettay guuud....."

Whoa whoa whoa. Calm down there don't let Hoppy speak for the hawks I honestly can't tell who he's speaking for......oh yea Oregon if that tells you anything.

 

[Cape Brewing]

LOL!!!!!!!!!

Moto is en fuego!!

 

[Punity]

good god!! is pete carroll drunk!??!?

Had a couple chardonnays what of it.....

 

[Cape Brewing]

Had a couple chardonnays what of it.....

Haha! More gold!

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

I'm going with the over... I'd like to see a spanking but I'd take SEA with the points.

 

[Punity]

No one got the quote? Damn Adam Sandler

 

[motobrewer]

you guys are right - it's easy to beat up on retards!

 

[Punity]

F*** you Ceelo

 

[Cape Brewing]

you guys are right - it's easy to beat up on retards!

(Enjoying the irony)

 

[Punity]

It still amazes me that safeties and corners try to tackle lynch up high.

 

[ChshreCat]

Ok... I have to make a horrible confession. Think I'm drunk enough to say it out loud. I picked the Pats in the NFL survivor pool this week.

I feel soiled.

But not as much as when I picked the Broncos.

 

[day_trippr]

I imagine the Pats have caused a lot of pain this season, betting wise. They certainly clobbered the "survivor pool" I was in. We started with 32 peeps, and on Week 2, 17 of us went down in flames having gone with the Pats - a 14+ point favorite over the Cards

Oh, the humanity!

Cheers!

 

[ChshreCat]

I'm expecting them to be a little pi**ed off over getting embarrassed last week and will take it out on the Jets.

 

[day_trippr]

I'm expecting them to be a little pi**ed off over getting embarrassed last week and will take it out on the Jets.

We can hope

Cheers!

 

[Punity]

Whoo go FGs

 

[ChshreCat]

Not surprised

 

[dataz722]

BTW, it sucks Ray Lewis is done for the season. Not the way I want to see HOF players go out.

I don't knw how it would even be possible but they are saying he might be back this season. I don't buy it though.

No, that really blows for the Ravens. I know the guy's not in his prime, but the leadership is still there. They're gonna miss that on the field.

Not even just that. He is still one of the best lbs in the game even far from his prime. He is 2nd in the league in tackles and only 4 off the lead.


Psssst Hoppy, thatas what us real fans call backing it up with stats.

Niners favored by 9 tonight and the over/under is 37.5. Ouch! What's everyone's pick for tonight?

I got 9ers at 7 and took the under 37.5. Under is looking good so far and I put double on that.

you guys are right - it's easy to beat up on retards!

I'm glad you can finally find out from this perspective.

It still amazes me that safeties and corners try to tackle lynch up high.

I know right? They should know he is like totally the hardest runner evar. Like fer reels.

 

[Punity]

I don't knw how it would even be possible but they are saying he might be back this season. I don't buy it though.

Not even just that. He is still one of the best lbs in the game even far from his prime. He is 2nd in the league in tackles and only 4 off the lead.

Psssst Hoppy, thatas what us real fans call backing it up with stats.

I got 9ers at 7 and took the under 37.5. Under is looking good so far and I put double on that.

I'm glad you can finally find out from this perspective.

I know right? They should know he is like totally the hardest runner evar. Like fer reels.

I don't known if I should laugh or facepalm. Should clarify I don't care about anything except the misuse of my quote. If you would like to discuss real football please don't mock another poster with my quotes let's keep it clean people.

 

[Punity]

Haha just kidding mock away

 

[dataz722]

I don't known if I should laugh or facepalm.

I was just thinking the same thing watching this game.

 

[Punity]

I was just thinking the same thing watching this game.

Says the guy who roots for a team that prides itself on good, albeit old with a cane, physical D

 

[dataz722]

Says the guy who roots for a team that prides itself on good, albeit old with a cane, physical D

And it kills me to see how horrible that d is this year. I don't care if they are scoring more than ever, i miss the defense.

 

[Cape Brewing]

"It behooves me why the 9'rs aren't throwing the ball...": Deion Sanders.

Atta boy Prime.

 

[ChshreCat]

It's a BARN BURNER folks!!!

 

[Punity]

They aren't throwing it because where is it going to go?

 

[ChshreCat]

They aren't throwing it because where is it going to go?

His name is Sherman.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Jeeeeeeeeesus. How many more calls/non-calls is Seattle gonna get??