Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[Homercidal]

Hello!!! Miami Calling!!!

Das ist wirklich wunderbar! :rockin:

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

I wonder if theyre even watching the game or playing a heated game of Risk. I hear Kamchatka and Khazikstan mentioned several times. I do like the ze kapow!!!!

 

[HoppyDaze]

This from a "12 Man"

oh burn!

 

[Cape Brewing]

which reminds me...none of you have come up with an original thought is what, 6 years? Weak.

Drop off the thread then....

For someone who apparently hates this thread so much due to it being nothing but Pats fans... you spend a lot of time here.

 

[bluemoose]

Account for that! ^^^

 

[day_trippr]

It's unaccountable!

which reminds me...none of you have come up with an original thought is what, 6 years? Weak.

Meh. It's a Bye Week for good teams, we're chillin' here, don't want to break a sweat.
So we're gonna stick with the classics...

Cheers!

 

[Cape Brewing]

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So troo

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

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[GenIke]

Don't you mean Deliverance?

 

[HoppyDaze]

.

sad

 

[day_trippr]

Here's something everyone should be happy about!
http://money.cnn.com/2017/01/05/media/chris-berman-espn/index.html

Let's hope he "goes all the way"...away...

 

[smurfjuice]

Now if we can get Jack Edwards out of the Bruins play by play ... :beard:

 

[GenIke]

Lions are getting jobbed.

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

hard to win a game when zebras have money on seattle

 

[HoppyDaze]

By their crappy offense

 

[day_trippr]

So, two games, both plagued by teams playing without a legit QB.
Oakland was a foregone conclusion as soon as Carr went down.
Didn't even need to play that game, it was over before it started.

And Stafford couldn't hit a barn door - from inside the barn.
He's always suspect anyway, especially in big games, but with that hand injury he was flying kites all night. Hard to score in the NFL without a passing game.

Bottom line, both games were hardly entertaining unless you were a homer.
And frankly neither winner is getting through the next round without a miracle.

So, all that happened. Hopefully tomorrow's games will be worth watching...

Cheers!

 

[GenIke]

1/3 of the seahawks highlights are uncalled penalties. What a joke.

 

[day_trippr]

"Thug Life"

They love it up there

 

[HoppyDaze]

I love it when dum-dum posts. It's classic

 

[HoppyDaze]

1/3 of the seahawks highlights are uncalled penalties. What a joke.

Yeah, Detroit was just a couple bad calls from taking that one. *snicker

 

[Cape Brewing]

Sooooo.... the Pats are apparently playing Houston then...

 

[stratslinger]

My wife's cousin the Miami fan is right next to me... He insists they're a second half team. I say he's delusional.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Slap him.

 

[WI_Wino]

The stands are half empty. I know it's an AFC game but still it's the playoffs.

 

[SevenOaks]

I like to think of it as the stands are half full.

 

[bob1852]

Twice as many stands as needed...

 

[day_trippr]

Clearly, half the Pittsburg homers knew there wasn't going to be a game today.

And that's three awful games in a row. Fingers crossed for this last one. Giants better show up...

Cheers!

 

[WI_Wino]

Nary an empty seat in Lambeau. Classic example of true football fans.

 

[day_trippr]

All the respect to GB homers, playing in that godforsaken part of the country they are truly the most hard core survivalists in the entire league...

 

[HoppyDaze]

So the Pats have to beat Houston in Gillette to make it to the AFC championship? What a god awful conference.

 

[motobrewer]

That flag was weak.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Nary an empty seat in Lambeau. Classic example of true football fans.

Barely

 

[motobrewer]

I think what the packers need to do is to score points.

 

[WI_Wino]

I think what the packers need to do is to score points.

But not too fast, don't want to leave too much time for the other team.

 

[day_trippr]

The Pack is doing just fine - for a team with zero net yards after 26 minutes of play.
Game shouldn't be this close right now...

 

[bluemoose]

I thought the punting skill competition was on pro bowl weekend, not today.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Barely

Hahahahahaha!!

Whatta clown

 

[stratslinger]

Just trying to find a copilot - but I'm about to pull the trigger on a couple tickets for the Texans ritual sacrifice next weekend. Cape, you planning anything for a tailgate at this point, or is it just too cold?

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Hahahahahaha!!

Whatta clown

It's like they don't even know about the internet.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Just trying to find a copilot - but I'm about to pull the trigger on a couple tickets for the Texans ritual sacrifice next weekend. Cape, you planning anything for a tailgate at this point, or is it just too cold?

How fckuijg dare you?