Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[bluemoose]

Yes, I can answer a yes or no question.

 

[paulthenurse]

Hoppy probably wants to charge Tom and Bill with murder.

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/...om&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=editorial

 

[h22lude]

It's pathetic that not even one Pats fan can answer a yes/no question....

It's pathetic that you can't understand an 8 word sentence.

 

[Mongrel]

It's pathetic that not even one Pats fan can answer a yes/no question....

No kidding, it's like listening to the Vicky Pollard character on Little Britain.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Sorry. I was busy doing awesome stuff.

Yes. They they broke the rules. The rule was that you couldn't video from the area they were taping from. They admitted it instantly upon being asked by the league.

Yes. They broke a rule.

And?

 

[GenIke]

and:

 

[user 574]

Good, Cape hath spoken. Move on f*cktards. Packers 3-peat starting this fall.

 

[jammin]

^really wish the pack wouldn't have blown the game against Seattle. Rogers is a true boss and i would have much rather seen TB12 play against a worthy opponent



AZ - you're a dip****. not really my opinion, just facts based on observation

and:

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seriously, it's a wonder they're the most dominant team of the last 15 years. can you imagine how hard it must be having the GOAT quarterback the NFL has ever seen paired up with GOAT coach?

to make it worse - haters can't wait for TB12 to win his 6th ring and retire, but jimmy G is an undercover boss ready to continue the dynasty at the drop of a hat


edit: even though I respect the hell out Rodgers, Im actually more happy that Seattle and their ****** bag team/fanbase got crapped on.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Good, Cape hath spoken. Move on f*cktards. Packers 3-peat starting this fall.

I think the Pack has the better chance of being the team that ends up getting dismantled in the Super Bowl by the Pats next year than the Seahawks.. hell... I think the Cardinals have a better chance than the Seahawks.... as long as the Cards don't end up with 76 guys in freakin' IR again.

As I so dead-on expertly said LAST year... the Seahawks had one great year adn that success is causing that team to implode under salary pressures. Wilson really couldn't be a more ideal example of it. He's an average QB at best and they're going to throw a MOUNTAIN of money at him. The guy will probably make double of what Brady does. PLEASE DO IT Seattle... PLEASE. That gets done (which it absolutely will) and the rest of us can giggle as that team slides right back into obscurity.

The Pack on the other hand... Rodgers... gay or not... is a ligit QB. That homosexual can throw a damn ball. Even I have to admit that. They have a ligit D, Rodgers at QB and an offseason to get better after being royally screwed out of the SB this year.... which... will give them the motivation.

Who's going to be better motivated? The team who got absolutely screwed out of the NFC Championship game or the team who's running back gave their head coach a huge shti-eating grin after "The Call" as if to say, "good job fck-face"?

 

[Darwin18]

Rationalize all that crap while you're outside shoveling. Again for the 3rd week in a row.

 

[paulthenurse]

Who's going to be better motivated? The team who got absolutely screwed out of the NFC Championship game or the team who's running back gave their head coach a huge shti-eating grin after "The Call" as if to say, "good job fck-face"?

Who's going to be more aware of how badly they f'ed up the end of their season? The team that gave away the NFC championship in the final quarter of the team that gave away the Super Bowl on the final play? They both stepped on their dicks. We're just deciding who's dick hurts worse.

 

[the_bird]

seriously, it's a wonder they're the most dominant team of the last 15 years. can you imagine how hard it must be having the GOAT quarterback the NFL has ever seen paired up with GOAT coach?

to make it worse - haters can't wait for TB12 to win his 6th ring and retire, but jimmy G is an undercover boss ready to continue the dynasty at the drop of a hat

What the ****, did you just become a Pats fan? Get the **** out of here.

 

[the_bird]

Who's going to be more aware of how badly they f'ed up the end of their season? The team that gave away the NFC championship in the final quarter of the team that gave away the Super Bowl on the final play? They both stepped on their dicks. We're just deciding who's dick hurts worse.

What difference does it make once Lynch is gone? It'll just be more opportunities for Wilson to throw dumb interceptions. Did you hear him on the sidelines immediately after the play? He had no idea what was going on out there.

Packers need a coach that's not a *****. They should be pissed, but if they had the stones to do anything about it, they never would have lost that game in the first place.

 

[day_trippr]

Shoveling? Please. I'd still be digging out of Storm One, never mind Storm Ten.

Big ass Husqvarna machine's the only way to survive this frickin' winter, and even then finding places to throw the snow is getting to be a problem.

Seattle's going to have a major trust problem with that batsh!t old woman they have for a head coach.

And Green Bay really does need to grow some cajones.
I just watched their epic fail against the Seahawks again yesterday.
If I was one of the "owners" I'd short sell my shares...

Cheers!

 

[jammin]

What the ****, did you just become a Pats fan? Get the **** out of here.

Huh?

 

[Darwin18]

On to the draft! If the Jets draft a defensive lineman while Amari Cooper, Mariotta, or Crab Legs are still available I'm quitting this ****ing franchise like I should have done a decade ago.

 

[Cape Brewing]

We'll be waiting right here for ya Darwin.... We'll keep a seat warm.

 

[Darwin18]

Is it too late to become a Packers fan? Unlike every other Packers fan that I've ever met in North Carolina or the NE, I can tell you what state they play in.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Alberta?

 

[Ridire]

...Crab Legs...

Real nice, Clark...

 

[paulthenurse]

Become a Pats fan Darwin. Come to the dark side. We have cookies.

And rings. Lots and lots of rings.

 

[jammin]

Become a Pats fan Darwin. Come to the dark side. We have cookies.

And rings. Lots and lots of rings.

easy there, did you get that approved with "the bird"? he's the resident Pat's fan approval office

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

If you join bring pizza!!!!

 

[Darwin18]

Just wait another 79 days for my rage be unleashed. NY sports is in a serious decline at the moment.

 

[the_bird]

easy there, did you get that approved with "the bird"? he's the resident Pat's fan approval office

There are rules for switching alliances, you ****ing ****. I still yell at my wife for not rooting for the Bills any more. She SAYS that she's a Pats fan because she's lived in New England now twice as long as she lived in Buffalo, but **** that ****; you live with your team for life, or you quit the sport.

 

[jammin]

^so who did I switch from?


edit: nvm, i cant see you're easily irritated. id hate for you to get another yeast infection getn all worked up on the interweb

 

[the_bird]

You show up talking **** about the Pats, now all of a sudden you're all "Jimmy G's lying in wait to win another ring!" Who the **** are you, and why the **** should I care?

 

[user 574]

What I do know is that NE fans want to see Brady and Rodgers do sword play. ****, I mean play in the SB mano a mano. And no cut calf muscles etc...

 

[the_bird]

Already the best news for the Packers offseason is that McCarthy's not going to be doing the playcalling anymore.

Green Bay - New England would have been a helluva battle. Seattle-New England ended up being mostly a defensive game, which was good, but Pats/Pack, you're taking the "over" on that pretty much regardless. Still think New England would have pulled it out, but it'd be hella fun to watch those teams go at it again.

 

[jammin]

You show up talking **** about the Pats, now all of a sudden you're all "Jimmy G's lying in wait to win another ring!" Who the **** are you, and why the **** should I care?

i wasnt talkn crap about the pats numb nuts - do you even sarcasm?

and i do think jimmy G has a bright future. i'd like to see him get more playing time

you dun been in the trailer park too long bro.

btw - do you even brew? (hint: trick question)