Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[Cape Brewing]

You're just jelly 'cuz you ain't close to Boston Strong.

 

[motobrewer]

My grandpa got season tickets in 1964.

You expansion team bandwagoners make me sick.

 

[wobrien]

So, your grandpa is a real fan, good for him.

 

[day_trippr]

Making a big deal about the saints playing after hurricane Katrina is as stupid as 'Boston string'

Ahahahaha! "Boston string".

Nice fail...

Cheers! (major chumpage, that )

 

[motobrewer]

Major chumpage. Wow. What a deep burn.

People from Boston can't even run a marathon without dying.

Can't be that strong.

 

[wobrien]

Even my autocorrect knows it's a stupid phrase

 

[bluemoose]

Green Bay sucks so bad nobody would even bother bombing it.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

My grandpa got season tickets in 1964.

You expansion team bandwagoners make me sick.

So he might have known some old timers that remember when GB was relevant?

 

[day_trippr]

97% of Americans can't find Green Bay on a map...

Cheers! (Most popular answer: "Like, who gives a crap?" )

 

[bluemoose]

So he might have known some old timers that remember when GB was relevant?

Moto's grandpa can't be that old!

 

[GenIke]

This thread is #bostonstring

 

[paulthenurse]

My grandpa got season tickets in 1964.

You expansion team bandwagoners make me sick.

So you've been a family of fans of losers for 52 years?

****, you could be one of us with a few more decades of practice.

 

[paulthenurse]

'Cept for that part about rising above your horrible history and becoming a dominant dynasty. There is that.

 

[day_trippr]

I just want to thank the NFL for scheduling a game tonite that literally nobody in the USA gives two craps about.

Cheers! (Really wish the 'Sox didn't have the day off. They're wicked pissah hot! )

 

[HoppyDaze]

Still talking about baseball eh? We're all really impressed!

 

[Cape Brewing]

Baseball sucks worse than the Jets

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

Baseball sucks worse than the Jets

baseball suck more than curling

 

[bluemoose]

You suck more than the Jets playing baseball and curling combined.

 

[paulthenurse]

What he ^^^ said

 

[Cape Brewing]

Personal attacks.

Az... Ban hammer.

Swing it now

 

[bob1852]

Personal attacks.

Az... Ban hammer.

Swing it now

I'm not a moderator. PKU.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Wtf!?!? Tex confiscate your ban hammer already???

Jesus. That didn't take long. What was the problem? Not posting enough?

 

[paulthenurse]

He went six months without slapping a timeout on your azz. That's like a state trooper going a week without giving a speeding ticket. Sorry Pedro but you're riding the pine.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Back to freakin football

Less than a week 'til the GOAT returns.

The line for the Cleveland game just hit triple digits.

 

[bluemoose]

When the bills lose by 30 will Rob Ryan get the axe?

 

[Cape Brewing]

I hope not.... it's in the Pats best interest to keep those two "W's" on the schedule as long as possible while he's at the helm.

 

[bluemoose]

I'd love to see some Ryan on Ryan crime.

 

[HoppyDaze]

I bet you would, weirdo.

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

I'd love to see some Ryan on Ryan crime.

I'm sure it would involve feet, and toes

 

[Cape Brewing]

Such a lame troll

 

[day_trippr]

Win A Date With The GOAT!

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Cheers!

 

[wobrien]

Carson Wentz's bye week
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Tom Brady's bye week
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[WI_Wino]

Who's Carson Wentz?

 

[GenIke]

What's that creepy ginger guy doing to that deer? Gross!

 

[wobrien]

Who's Carson Wentz?

Best QB in the league for the next 15 years

 

[bob1852]

Best QB in the league for the next 15 years

Blake Bortles?

 

[Cape Brewing]

500!!!!

 

[bluemoose]

The GOAT is back in less than two days. Defense fantasy points are going to suffer. Be afraid, very afraid.

 

[GenIke]

I'm worried that every time Tom flutters a 6 yard pass to a receiver who is only open because of an illegal pick play, he's going to be looking over his shoulder at Garopollo and that other guy. Just because they say there isn't a QB controversy, doesn't mean there isnt one.

 

[Cape Brewing]

I'm worried how obsessed you, and many others, are with the Pats and Mr. Brady.

I get it to the extent that he's the GOAT... but...