Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[motobrewer]

hahaha you have a girl's dog!!

i bet you drive a VW Bug.

 

[Cape Brewing]

i bet you drive a VW Bug.

Covered in giant decals of shaved scrotums.

I bet that is exactly the car he drives.

 

[the_bird]

hahaha you have a girl's dog!!

i bet you drive a VW Bug.

 

[Accidic]

Yeah the proof is ubiquitous like Romo choking....he won all 4 gains in December this year and went to the post season. So basically you are saying the evidence isn't there.

So since that's like 1 out of 12... You're saying the Patriots only cheat ~92% of the time? And you wonder why I say it is considered ubiquitous?

And fwiw, I don't really buy the whole deflate bs making a difference. Maybe if they won by a single score but a blowout? Please. Still funny regardless. Doesn't mean it isn't cheating however.

 

[Cape Brewing]

And fwiw, I don't really buy the whole deflate bs making a difference. Maybe if they won by a single score but a blowout? Please. Still funny regardless. Doesn't mean it isn't cheating however.

Totally agree.... which is why I hope they penalize the FCKU out of the Colts.

 

[the_bird]

I mean, what kind of example are the Colts setting for those Little Leaguers? They should be forced to forfeit all of their games next year. Even better - they should disenfranchise the team! A disbursement draft, with New England getting first pick of any Colts player they want!

**** the Colts! Bastards.

 

[the_bird]

Poking around the Indystar website, see if Bob Kravitz has been forced to write an apology column yet (of course not), and there's another guy whining that Marvin Harrison didn't get elected to the Hall of Fame because it's a "childish" election process. I;m sure it didn't have ANYTHING to do with Harrison being just as much of a gangbanger as Aaron Hernandez.

 

[motobrewer]

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.co...dding-another-son-to-seahawks-coaching-staff/

i'm sure they were just the right person for the job.....

 

[bluemoose]

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.co...dding-another-son-to-seahawks-coaching-staff/

i'm sure they were just the right person for the job.....

After a nation wide search...

 

[finsfan]

I bet ole BB would never hire his son as an assistant......

 

[Darwin18]

Or his daughter as a defensive tackle.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Just win baby

 

[HoppyDaze]

Covered in giant decals of shaved scrotums.

I bet that is exactly the car he drives.

That was stupid wife's dog. My dog is a black lab with more recorded bird retrieves than stupid comments by Moto in this thread. The dog is better than all of you combined. As is the truck I drive...

 

[Accidic]

That was stupid wife's dog. My dog is a black lab with more recorded bird retrieves than stupid comments by Moto in this thread. The dog is better than all of you combined. As is the truck I drive...

To be fair it is a fairly unusual truck. I saw a picture of it posted in another thread...

 

[Darwin18]

Black lab, manly man man truck....is it safe to say there's no pumpkin peach ales in your future?

 

[Cape Brewing]

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Norman is unimpressed with your stupid dead bird chasing.

 

[Accidic]

Never took you for a Browns fan Cape....

 

[HoppyDaze]

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Norman is unimpressed with your stupid dead bird chasing.

I only wing the birds so my dog can make the kill. She's way better than Norman.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Black lab, manly man man truck....is it safe to say there's no pumpkin peach ales in your future?

It's just a regular ole Chevy pickup, although it is better at life than you.

 

[the_bird]

Malcolm Butler has a better truck than you. True fact.

 

[HoppyDaze]

that hand-me-down pos? yeah right

 

[day_trippr]

Ahahahahahaha! ^That^ is classic Hoppy right there.

Which is to say: some f@ckin' stooopid sh!t

Anyway, it turns out the real Seahawks fan in the Hoppy Household is his mom...

[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXdCUaPI40s[/ame]

Cheers!

 

[Cape Brewing]

I could watch those videos for weeks straight

 

[motobrewer]

can't argue with facts

 

[motobrewer]

cat, you're gonna love this:

 

[Homercidal]

cat, you're gonna love this:

Pfftt... They stole that flag from a Lions fan...

 

[Cape Brewing]

C'mon guys.... Go easy on Hoppy...

Actually... (and I can't believe I am about to say this)... I think Hoppy deserves a little golf-clap.

After seeing his team lose in the most gut-wrenching, soul-crushing way possible... he didn't puss out, run, and hide.

He's been here just as always, taking his medicine and being a pretty good sport about it.

Well played Hoppy... well played.

 

[bluemoose]

...and your little dog too.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Ahahahahahaha! ^That^ is classic Hoppy right there.

Which is to say: some f@ckin' stooopid sh!t

Anyway, it turns out the real Seahawks fan in the Hoppy Household is his mom...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXdCUaPI40s

Cheers!

she should have fired that stupid kid at the wall.

 

[paulthenurse]

[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXdCUaPI40s[/ame].


Never gets old.

 

[motobrewer]

crap on a frickin' cracker....

 

[JonGrafto]

For you Cape....

[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=5O-OCZz5WQQ[/ame]

 

[Cape Brewing]

Bwaaaaahahahahahaha!!!

That's a great one!

I love how everyone is all gangsta'... And then... Ohhhhhhh noooooooo


Hehehehehehe

 

[finsfan]

the d-bag with the stocking cap on in the middle is hilarious at the end haha.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Someone needs to make a video of Pats fans watching videos of Seahawk fans watching the end of the Super Bowl.

 

[Cape Brewing]

the d-bag with the stocking cap on in the middle is hilarious at the end haha.

.... he looks a little.... deflated.

Ehhhhhh? See what I did there?

 

[bluemoose]

It's funny because of that scurrilous accusation against the Pats let air out of footballs.

 

[paulthenurse]

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Munch was a Patriots fan.

 

[GenIke]

That's great! You can actually see the exact moment their hearts break lol.

 

[HoppyDaze]

you guys are such losers. To think you'd rather celebrate our losing than your winning is sad. It says something about your character....or lack of.