Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[paulthenurse]

Become a Pats fan Darwin. Come to the dark side. We have cookies.

And rings. Lots and lots of rings.

 

[jammin]

Become a Pats fan Darwin. Come to the dark side. We have cookies.

And rings. Lots and lots of rings.

easy there, did you get that approved with "the bird"? he's the resident Pat's fan approval office

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

If you join bring pizza!!!!

 

[Darwin18]

Just wait another 79 days for my rage be unleashed. NY sports is in a serious decline at the moment.

 

[the_bird]

easy there, did you get that approved with "the bird"? he's the resident Pat's fan approval office

There are rules for switching alliances, you ****ing ****. I still yell at my wife for not rooting for the Bills any more. She SAYS that she's a Pats fan because she's lived in New England now twice as long as she lived in Buffalo, but **** that ****; you live with your team for life, or you quit the sport.

 

[jammin]

^so who did I switch from?


edit: nvm, i cant see you're easily irritated. id hate for you to get another yeast infection getn all worked up on the interweb

 

[the_bird]

You show up talking **** about the Pats, now all of a sudden you're all "Jimmy G's lying in wait to win another ring!" Who the **** are you, and why the **** should I care?

 

[user 574]

What I do know is that NE fans want to see Brady and Rodgers do sword play. ****, I mean play in the SB mano a mano. And no cut calf muscles etc...

 

[the_bird]

Already the best news for the Packers offseason is that McCarthy's not going to be doing the playcalling anymore.

Green Bay - New England would have been a helluva battle. Seattle-New England ended up being mostly a defensive game, which was good, but Pats/Pack, you're taking the "over" on that pretty much regardless. Still think New England would have pulled it out, but it'd be hella fun to watch those teams go at it again.

 

[jammin]

You show up talking **** about the Pats, now all of a sudden you're all "Jimmy G's lying in wait to win another ring!" Who the **** are you, and why the **** should I care?

i wasnt talkn crap about the pats numb nuts - do you even sarcasm?

and i do think jimmy G has a bright future. i'd like to see him get more playing time

you dun been in the trailer park too long bro.

btw - do you even brew? (hint: trick question)

 

[user 574]

Agree on McCarthy. When it is tight he tends to do dumb moves (historical hatred from moto represented here). Not sure if special teams coach fire made sense but probably.

 

[GenIke]

Not sure if special teams coach fire made sense but probably.

He had to go. When you're special teams are ranked 29th or worse in three of the last five seasons, it's time for a change.

 

[day_trippr]

R - E - S - P - E - C - T !

Young Marshawn keepin' it real...

[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQbPp8bYnWI[/ame]

Cheers!

 

[motobrewer]

#firemccarthy #firedomcapers

 

[bluemoose]

U mad bro?

 

[Cape Brewing]

I love the fact that "stickumgate" is gaining traction.

Fcku Jerry Rice... AND Montana.

Cris Carter now taking digs at Rice. Beautiful stuff.

 

[bluemoose]

#eatyourown

 

[jbaysurfer]

lol @ stickumgate. "gaining traction".

Hows the weather out there in Lalaland?

 

[Cape Brewing]

lol @ stickumgate. "gaining traction".

Hows the weather out there in Lalaland?

It is embarrassing at how bad you are at this thread.

Makes me cringe.

 

[jbaysurfer]

I find that ironic since I had it virtually tee'd up for you and was fully expecting a far funnier comeback than that.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Sssssh!!! Ryan Tannehill watch!!! $100m! Hahahahahahahaha.....

 

[Darwin18]

Wallace is getting cut right?

 

[finsfan]

Saw this today and somehow INSTANTLY thought of Cape

 

[day_trippr]

Weak. But, considering the relentlessly butthurt source, totally understandable.

I'd say I feel your pain, but let's be honest, Patriots fans forgot about that kind of pain when Kraft bought the organization.

So, back in Title Town...

Cheers! (And just wait'll next year: more pain for Fins fans )

 

[Cape Brewing]

Saw this today and somehow INSTANTLY thought of Cape

Holy shti!!!! That is a ridiculous coincidence!!! Today I saw a picture of a football fan who couldn't remember the last time his team won a playoff game and I INSTANTLY thought of you!

Wow!!

What are the odds!?!

 

[bluemoose]

Funny, cause today I saw a devo fan, and I INSTANTLY thought of Hoppy.












(It's funny, cause devo was a one hit wonder too)

 

[motobrewer]

Funny, cause today I saw a devo fan, and I INSTANTLY thought of Hoppy.












(It's funny, cause devo was a one hit wonder too)

If you have to explain it it's not funny.

 

[GenIke]

Is it true that since 2010 the ravens have more playoff wins than the patriots?!? Someone at work told me that and I thought I would confirm here since all the coolest Pats fans hang out here.

 

[h22lude]

Is it true that since 2010 the ravens have more playoff wins than the patriots?!? Someone at work told me that and I thought I would confirm here since all the coolest Pats fans hang out here.

Indeed they do. What does that prove? That Baltimore has to play more games in the post season because they can't get a bye. They both have 1 SB win each. If anything, it shows that it takes less games for the Pats to win a SB ring.

Go Pats!

 

[bluemoose]

If you have to explain it it's not funny.

Is too.

 

[jammin]

Is it true that since 2010 the ravens have more playoff wins than the patriots?!? Someone at work told me that and I thought I would confirm here since all the coolest Pats fans hang out here.

you knew this would blow up in your face before you even posted it.




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good job, dave man

 

[day_trippr]

Non-Patriots fans here clearly revel in public displays of self-flagellation.

It's their thing. And they're pretty darned good at it...

Cheers!

 

[Cape Brewing]

Non-Patriots fans

You mean "stupid people"?

 

[GenIke]

Here we go ravens, here we go!!

 

[HoppyDaze]

Here we ravens, here we go!! plus pic of chick with black eye

Here we Ravens? Fail. Also, not cool to make light of domestic violence. Not cool at all, brah. Ha! Made you change your post.... Savage

 

[GenIke]

Nope, you're seeing things

 

[jammin]

Nope, you're seeing things

I've been telling what a shat sense of humor you have for a few months now. You're literally a fackn wierdo. I hope you do not associate with any children

 

[HoppyDaze]

Wife dressed dog in jersey. He's not impressed after that last play. Clearly the game's result is my wife's fault. At least that's what I tell her every time I see that skank.
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[bluemoose]

That's pretty much the exact dog I figured you would have. Do you carry it around in your murse?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Both of those dogs have stupid faces.