Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[HoppyDaze]

Welkaaaah!!

 

[Beernik]

****ing nags.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Portland State boy makin it do what it do on national TV

 

[Punity]

Man who's that Welker guy? I think he'd be a good fit for the Pats

 

[ChshreCat]

One of my fantasy opponents has Manning on his team. I seem to have a hole to dig out of.

 

[Punity]

One of my fantasy opponents has Manning on his team. I seem to have a hole to dig out of.

Had some devine intervention to start welker. Glad the Pats passed on him now he has Qb who can throw to him

 

[HoppyDaze]

Did you guys see that Flacco pick touchback? Insane instincts Flacco has. They actually gained yardage and got a new set of downs. I think this may be a NFL revolution

 

[ChshreCat]

Funny, looking at just the stats, I wouldn't guess this would be such a blowout.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Peter King is still jizzing like a firehose all over his own forehead over Peyton tossing 7 TDs.

 

[Krovitz]

AHAHAHAHA! That Ravens defense really pulled together now that Lewis is gone. I guess it's now a race between the Ravens and Steelers to see who can suck less enough to make the playoffs. Hahahaha.

 

[motobrewer]

Strange game, but I have manning, so 70pts for me.

 

[firerat]

The ravens apparently forgot there is a second half in football.

 

[Darwin18]

Time Warner Cable **** the bed and the first half of the game on NBC (and the HD channels) was completely unwatchable. Lots of stuttering and shakiness. I gave up watching at half time. Mother ****ing piece of **** of monopoly.

I can't wait for Peter King's MMQB word orgy about the great Peyton Manning. Maybe he'll throw in another five thousand words for that special team player from the Saints who has ALS like he always does (no one cares anymore). Every time I read his column and his "10 Things I think" comes up, it enrages me. 10 things mean 10 things, NOT 400 random things. Obviously you're paid by the word. And your "beer nerdness" is limited to wheat beers. Drink something with hops in it *******.

 

[Accidic]

I gave up on the first half because of Time Warner's worthless pos cable.

And maybe we'll get lucky and it'll be neither Baltimore or the Steelers in the playoffs this year if Miami does manage to be as good as some people expect. Now excuse me as I have to go scrub myself with steel wool for wanting Miami not to suck for a change.

 

[finsfan]

O dont act like you dont always bathe with steel wool you bama hick. Good thing our cable here doesnt suck and I saw the whole game in HD

Do you even have a team acid?

 

[HoppyDaze]

Strange game, but I have manning, so 70pts for me.

You have retarded score settings if you got 70 points.

 

[finsfan]

You have retarded score settings if you got 70 points.

no kidding, out of both of my leagues 46 was the most for manning

 

[motobrewer]

You have retarded score settings if you got 70 points.

yeah. i can't really argue with you here.

not my league. i'm just a player.

i've never done it before. got extorted into playing.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

You can change it mid season. You should ask your mom to change the point system when she gets home from work.

 

[finsfan]

You can change it mid season. You should ask your mom to change the point system when she gets home from work.

wow

 

[motobrewer]

You can change it mid season. You should ask your mom to change the point system when she gets home from work.

lol

that was pretty good

 

[bluemoose]

lol

that was pretty good

That's funny cause we always make fun of Moto and his mom!

 

[Beernik]

The problem with getting up for work at 4:30am isi fall asleep during the 4th quarter of a night game. So I'm watching it now.

How the hell do you drop the ball as part of your end zone celebration a full yard short of the goal line? Even my 7 year old daughter learned in Track that you run 5 yards past the finish line before you slow down.

*******! Your first career start? That might be your last career start too.

Was there a lock out this year? Do we have replacement players? I haven't seen this many boneheaded plays and stupid penalties for a long time.

 

[stratslinger]

So, it seems everyone missed the most important news of the past week: the buttfumble, after an unprecedented 40 week run atop the not top 10 plays of the week, has been retired, to give other feats of terrible athleticism a fighting chance.

Congrats Mark Sánchez. A feat like yours will likely never be matched.

 

[HoppyDaze]

The Ducks could beat the Jets. Fact

 

[day_trippr]

^ You say that like it would be a major accomplishment.

Not so much...

Cheers!

 

[HoppyDaze]

^ You say that like it would be a major accomplishment.

Not so much...

Cheers!

buzz kill bro

 

[motobrewer]

The Ducks could beat the Jets. Fact

You can fap on the ducks all you want, it doesn't change the fact that you never went there.

 

[bluemoose]

D-Day sh1tbirds. Welcome to the first day of disappointment for your mediocre teams.
Obviously this does not apply to Pats fans. To you I say welcome to yet another dominant season.
To Jets fans, hey you still got the Yankees....oh wait.

 

[Beernik]

Trying to decide if I want to tune in to see how many interceptions Jay Cutler can throw.