Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[finsfan]

Your predictions are delusional

 

[Darwin18]

Hoppy - Solid AFC playoff picks. I disagree with Baltimore making it, but I won't get into details. NFC is a bit much though - I think Seattle and Washington make the playoffs but not as 1 and 2 seeds.

 

[finsfan]

Gotta believe Sapp, he may hurt you otherwise

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap10...ren-sapp-ryan-tannehill-will-top-marinos-1984

 

[Punity]

The real reason why the Patriots are going to suck this year is because they don't have Patrick Chung anymore, obviously.

Hey let's do predictions - Assuming none of the these teams lose their starting QB:

AFC:
NE (bye)
Denver (bye)
Cincinnati
Baltimore
Indianapolis
Cleveland

NE
Denver
Cincinnati
Indianapolis

Denver
Indianapolis (upset NE)

Denver (superbowl)

NFC
Seattle (bye)
Washington (bye)
San Francisco
Atlanta
Green Bay
Dallas

Seattle
Washington
SF
ATL

Seattle (revenge for 2012)
SF

Seattle (champs)

An old AFC Denver/Seattle rivalry rehashed in the Super Bowl. Seattle wins .... starting an unprecedented run of Super Bowl championships.

Relevant/Truthful facts

 

[Cape Brewing]

Seattle and SF are such trendy picks right now they're almost a LOCK to go about effin 8-8 each.

 

[Accidic]

The same could be said of NE and Denver for that matter Cape.

And Fin, since she actually shot a guy who assaulted her there it's a bit of a running joke in my family and it's always a possibility. Plus, it's Hoppy after all.

 

[Cape Brewing]

The same could be said of NE and Denver for that matter Cape.

OMG... that's so funny... I was JUST sitting here thinking, "Wow, I haven't read anything super stupid on the interwebs today." and then WHAMMO.

So someone picking the Pats... who have won more games than any other team in the last decade, made it to the SB two years ago and the AFC Championship game last year... is the same "trendy pick" as picking Seattle and SF who have sucked for a while now and then had one good year out of no where with rookie QBs.

THAT'S the same?

wow.

 

[Accidic]

Yes, because what happened 5, 7, or even 9 years ago means so much to the current state of the NFL. You also kind of make my point with the "Trendy" stance with your argument. Thanks for that at least.

Playing along though since you want to play history $hit into it... That would remove San Francisco from your trendy list (having been to the same AFC Championship you mention the Pats getting to the last two years also) but I still maintain Denver would be an appropriate replacement.

 

[Cape Brewing]

You really should look into jumping over into the knitting thread

 

[motobrewer]

"this one time, accidic posted something and I actually read it"

-said nobody, ever



yes, i'm bringing that back

 

[Accidic]

Never could get the hang of knitting. Also, I'd imagine they're not as entertaining.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Science behind the butt fumble:

http://espn.go.com/video/clip?id=espn:9637420

 

[finsfan]

Heres some science. Small guys hits back of big guy going fast, small guys goes down hard. Glad to see its still so popular tho

 

[45thparallelhopper]

The Detroit Lions will be amazing this year, and if I'm wrong, there is always next year( philosophy of life time lions fan)

 

[Cape Brewing]

NO!!! No, no, no, no, NO!!!!

We have already hit our clueless noob quota for the year!!

We're STILL trying to get through to one noob after about two freakin months. No, no, no... We don't have time to break in tet another one!

The freakin season starts TONIGHt for God's sake!!!

Ps. Lions suck.

 

[finsfan]

The Detroit Lions will be amazing this year, and if I'm wrong, there is always next year( philosophy of life time lions fan)

This is painful to watch

 

[WesleyS]

Ps. Lions suck.

Indisputable fact. ^^

 

[Cape Brewing]

This is painful to watch

Hollllllllllly sht!!!!!!


Did that JUST happen!?!?!

 

[stratslinger]

Thank Teebus I finished my IPA, or I would've just sprayed it all over my monitor.

(I'm so glad I can use that phrase again without regretting that he's on my favorite team's roster)

 

[Cape Brewing]

I am debating who is gonna suck worse tonight... Broncos or Ravens. No Boldin, Lewis, Reed while still having Flacco for Balt while half of the Denver D is ether gone or suspended for cheating while Peyton's neck is half a hit away from full paralysis and Welker dropping any passes of any importance....

Uggg. Hell. I dunno....

Maybe a 9-6 win by one of them with it being an ugly-fest of field goals?

 

[HoppyDaze]

I got Denver winning 35-28...

 

[Bulls Beers]

Jesus, Kick the god damn ball.. Are they serious?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Jesus, Kick the god damn ball.. Are they serious?

They have to wait. Too much rain makes Peyton's neck break

 

[bluemoose]

At least Welker will have something to blame the drops on.

 

[Bulls Beers]

It does suck watching Welker move the chains for Miss Manning.

 

[Beernik]

With as boring as this game has been (other than Denver finally getting on the board) I'm having fun. It's the first time my daughter has voluntarily watched a game with me.

 

[Cape Brewing]

It does suck watching Welker move the chains for Miss Manning.

Whoooooooops

 

[bluemoose]

At least Welker will have something to blame the drops on.

Looks like I was wrong.

 

[Bulls Beers]

Whoooooooops

Ha!! I kinda liked that..

 

[stratslinger]

Oh look, Welker with a key drop.

Surprising no one.

Just a matter of time before he's dropping passes from the big forehead too.