Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[Accidic]

Never could get the hang of knitting. Also, I'd imagine they're not as entertaining.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Science behind the butt fumble:

http://espn.go.com/video/clip?id=espn:9637420

 

[finsfan]

Heres some science. Small guys hits back of big guy going fast, small guys goes down hard. Glad to see its still so popular tho

 

[45thparallelhopper]

The Detroit Lions will be amazing this year, and if I'm wrong, there is always next year( philosophy of life time lions fan)

 

[Cape Brewing]

NO!!! No, no, no, no, NO!!!!

We have already hit our clueless noob quota for the year!!

We're STILL trying to get through to one noob after about two freakin months. No, no, no... We don't have time to break in tet another one!

The freakin season starts TONIGHt for God's sake!!!

Ps. Lions suck.

 

[finsfan]

The Detroit Lions will be amazing this year, and if I'm wrong, there is always next year( philosophy of life time lions fan)

This is painful to watch

 

[WesleyS]

Ps. Lions suck.

Indisputable fact. ^^

 

[Cape Brewing]

This is painful to watch

Hollllllllllly sht!!!!!!


Did that JUST happen!?!?!

 

[stratslinger]

Thank Teebus I finished my IPA, or I would've just sprayed it all over my monitor.

(I'm so glad I can use that phrase again without regretting that he's on my favorite team's roster)

 

[Cape Brewing]

I am debating who is gonna suck worse tonight... Broncos or Ravens. No Boldin, Lewis, Reed while still having Flacco for Balt while half of the Denver D is ether gone or suspended for cheating while Peyton's neck is half a hit away from full paralysis and Welker dropping any passes of any importance....

Uggg. Hell. I dunno....

Maybe a 9-6 win by one of them with it being an ugly-fest of field goals?

 

[HoppyDaze]

I got Denver winning 35-28...

 

[Bulls Beers]

Jesus, Kick the god damn ball.. Are they serious?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Jesus, Kick the god damn ball.. Are they serious?

They have to wait. Too much rain makes Peyton's neck break

 

[bluemoose]

At least Welker will have something to blame the drops on.

 

[Bulls Beers]

It does suck watching Welker move the chains for Miss Manning.

 

[Beernik]

With as boring as this game has been (other than Denver finally getting on the board) I'm having fun. It's the first time my daughter has voluntarily watched a game with me.

 

[Cape Brewing]

It does suck watching Welker move the chains for Miss Manning.

Whoooooooops

 

[bluemoose]

At least Welker will have something to blame the drops on.

Looks like I was wrong.

 

[Bulls Beers]

Whoooooooops

Ha!! I kinda liked that..

 

[stratslinger]

Oh look, Welker with a key drop.

Surprising no one.

Just a matter of time before he's dropping passes from the big forehead too.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Welkaaaah!!

 

[Beernik]

****ing nags.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Portland State boy makin it do what it do on national TV

 

[Punity]

Man who's that Welker guy? I think he'd be a good fit for the Pats

 

[ChshreCat]

One of my fantasy opponents has Manning on his team. I seem to have a hole to dig out of.

 

[Punity]

One of my fantasy opponents has Manning on his team. I seem to have a hole to dig out of.

Had some devine intervention to start welker. Glad the Pats passed on him now he has Qb who can throw to him

 

[HoppyDaze]

Did you guys see that Flacco pick touchback? Insane instincts Flacco has. They actually gained yardage and got a new set of downs. I think this may be a NFL revolution

 

[ChshreCat]

Funny, looking at just the stats, I wouldn't guess this would be such a blowout.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Peter King is still jizzing like a firehose all over his own forehead over Peyton tossing 7 TDs.

 

[Krovitz]

AHAHAHAHA! That Ravens defense really pulled together now that Lewis is gone. I guess it's now a race between the Ravens and Steelers to see who can suck less enough to make the playoffs. Hahahaha.

 

[motobrewer]

Strange game, but I have manning, so 70pts for me.

 

[firerat]

The ravens apparently forgot there is a second half in football.

 

[Darwin18]

Time Warner Cable **** the bed and the first half of the game on NBC (and the HD channels) was completely unwatchable. Lots of stuttering and shakiness. I gave up watching at half time. Mother ****ing piece of **** of monopoly.

I can't wait for Peter King's MMQB word orgy about the great Peyton Manning. Maybe he'll throw in another five thousand words for that special team player from the Saints who has ALS like he always does (no one cares anymore). Every time I read his column and his "10 Things I think" comes up, it enrages me. 10 things mean 10 things, NOT 400 random things. Obviously you're paid by the word. And your "beer nerdness" is limited to wheat beers. Drink something with hops in it *******.

 

[Accidic]

I gave up on the first half because of Time Warner's worthless pos cable.

And maybe we'll get lucky and it'll be neither Baltimore or the Steelers in the playoffs this year if Miami does manage to be as good as some people expect. Now excuse me as I have to go scrub myself with steel wool for wanting Miami not to suck for a change.

 

[finsfan]

O dont act like you dont always bathe with steel wool you bama hick. Good thing our cable here doesnt suck and I saw the whole game in HD

Do you even have a team acid?

 

[HoppyDaze]

Strange game, but I have manning, so 70pts for me.

You have retarded score settings if you got 70 points.

 

[finsfan]

You have retarded score settings if you got 70 points.

no kidding, out of both of my leagues 46 was the most for manning

 

[motobrewer]

You have retarded score settings if you got 70 points.

yeah. i can't really argue with you here.

not my league. i'm just a player.

i've never done it before. got extorted into playing.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

You can change it mid season. You should ask your mom to change the point system when she gets home from work.

 

[finsfan]

You can change it mid season. You should ask your mom to change the point system when she gets home from work.

wow