Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[ChshreCat]

Starter when Brady retires. Bank it.

Or when he gets broken.

 

[bluemoose]

Did you see the pass Mallett threw for the touchdown? He could win 14 games with this offense.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Did you see the pass Mallett threw for the touchdown? He could win 14 games with this offense.

You can tell he's been taking lessons at the Brady Academy. His throwing motion gets more and more like Brady's every time I see him

 

[finsfan]

holy lavelle hawkins

 

[Cape Brewing]

holy lavelle hawkins

meh... I've seen better

 

[finsfan]

I guess it was against SD

[ame]http://www.nfl.com/videos/nfl-cant-miss-plays/0ap2000000236293/Pre-WK-4-Can-t-Miss-Play-Lavelle-Hawkins-won-t-be-stopped[/ame]

 

[Cape Brewing]

ugggg... here we go...

lemme guess... he "WENT ALL BEAST MODE!!!!" ??

Greeeeeeeat... maybe we'll hear that for another six years after the fact. "yayyyyy... a guy had one decent run!... in a game six years ago!!! Put him in the HOF!!!"

 

[Punity]

ugggg... here we go...

lemme guess... he "WENT ALL BEAST MODE!!!!" ??

Greeeeeeeat... maybe we'll hear that for another six years after the fact. "yayyyyy... a guy had one decent run!... in a game six years ago!!! Put him in the HOF!!!"

That guy runs hard like harder then a lot of rbs.

 

[stratslinger]

All I saw was a really blown tackle there - pop the guy and don't bother using your arms, yeah that works every time!

Admittedly, sticking with the catch was a bit impressive.

But a real receiver would've caught it the first time.

 

[HoppyDaze]

ugggg... here we go...

lemme guess... he "WENT ALL BEAST MODE!!!!" ??

Greeeeeeeat... maybe we'll hear that for another six years after the fact. "yayyyyy... a guy had one decent run!... in a game six years ago!!! Put him in the HOF!!!"

Only one beast mode and since that play he's had more yards than any other RB in the game. "one decent run" lol

I can tell you don't play football

 

[HoppyDaze]

Seahawks perfect season still alive!!!

 

[finsfan]

ugggg... here we go...

lemme guess... he "WENT ALL BEAST MODE!!!!" ??

Greeeeeeeat... maybe we'll hear that for another six years after the fact. "yayyyyy... a guy had one decent run!... in a game six years ago!!! Put him in the HOF!!!"

its one of the more impressive plays ive seen so far. he got hit when he was off balance and barley had a foot down. he also had a huge return the game before, so two good runs right there

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Wow! Against SD too. He should keep butter fingering those catches (sorry Cape). Eventually he'll run into someone that will decapitate him even in this era. I hope they have like 5 more of him on the bench ready to replace him.

 

[Cape Brewing]

39 time Worst of the Worst.

The streak continues.

That is all.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Only one beast mode and since that play he's had more yards than any other RB in the game. "one decent run" lol

I can tell you don't play football

I want to see those stats.

 

[finsfan]

I want to see those stats.

no no no, stats are real and not obnoxious, cape doesn't recognize reality

 

[Accidic]

Thanks a lot Fin. Now I can't shake the image of Cape running around in a Brady jersey (risky business) dropping acid and chasing a nerf ball with "Sweet Dreams" playing in the background. I'll undoubtedly need therapy to recover from that scarring mental image.

 

[finsfan]

Thanks a lot Fin. Now I can't shake the image of Cape running around in a Brady jersey (risky business) dropping acid and chasing a nerf ball with "Sweet Dreams" playing in the background. I'll undoubtedly need therapy to recover from that scarring mental image.

And how did I help portray this image?

 

[HoppyDaze]

I want to see those stats.

prove me wrong...I have better things to do than manipulating stats to make my team look better to idiots who think stats mean everything.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Speaking of stats, the Wheel of Parity has the Pats winning 15 games this year.

 

[day_trippr]

Speaking of stats, the Wheel of Parity has the Pats winning 15 games this year.

Ok, that's totally hoppy...but I agree...

Cheers!

 

[emjay]

Assuming people don't get it, in the end, really only goes to make you look like more of a chump once you realize they repeatedly screw with you for laughs.

So, apparently you know this, but it still doesn't really seem like you actually understand it.

The seriousness some people bring to this thread and the butthurt it results would be funny if it weren't just so depressing.

 

[McBrewskie]

1 more week you ********. I'm drinking a spectacular brown ale. Similar to cigar city's Maduro Brown. I might also be semi drunk. While I think you're all **** stains for not being Niner fans beer bridges all differences so if anyone is interested in such a recipe hit me up.

 

[motobrewer]

prove me wrong...I have better things to do than manipulating stats to make my team look better to idiots who think stats mean everything.

Lol! Nothing says "I'm a giant dick bag" better than making wild claims with no evidence and dropping the ol' "prove me wrong".

 

[stratslinger]

Agreed, Moto. But let's play... Just for fun. I'm not exactly certain when Lynch went Beast Mode - so let's go back one, two, and three years just to make sure all our bases are covered.

Last season's rushing champion was Adrian Peterson, so I figured he was a good place to start.
--------------2012-------2011------2010
Peterson.......2,097........970...........1,298
Lynch...........1,590........1,204.........1,474

So. Clearly in 2012 alone, Lynch did not rush for more yards than Peterson.

Combine 2012 and 2011, and it becomes closer: Peterson's two season total is only 3,067 yards, while Lynch's is 2,794. So Peterson is still the winner since the start of the 2011 season.


Toss in the 2010 season, where Lynch got passed between three different teams (so I know "Beast Mode" can't go farther back than this, as Hoppy doesn't seem to track any further than when Lynch was a member of his beloved Seahawks), and the totals are still closer: Peterson at 4,365 yards and Lynch at 4,268. Yet Peterson's total is still - what's that word? Higher? Yup. That's the one.

Hoppy, it's great and all that you like your team, but making up crap claims about them to somehow justify your fanhood is, well, hoppy.

 

[McBrewskie]

Agreed, Moto. But let's play... Just for fun. I'm not exactly certain when Lynch went Beast Mode - so let's go back one, two, and three years just to make sure all our bases are covered.

Last season's rushing champion was Adrian Peterson, so I figured he was a good place to start.
--------------2012-------2011------2010
Peterson.......2,097........970...........1,298
Lynch...........1,590........1,204.........1,474

So. Clearly in 2012 alone, Lynch did not rush for more yards than Peterson.

Combine 2012 and 2011, and it becomes closer: Peterson's two season total is only 3,067 yards, while Lynch's is 2,794. So Peterson is still the winner since the start of the 2011 season.


Toss in the 2010 season, where Lynch got passed between three different teams (so I know "Beast Mode" can't go farther back than this, as Hoppy doesn't seem to track any further than when Lynch was a member of his beloved Seahawks), and the totals are still closer: Peterson at 4,365 yards and Lynch at 4,268. Yet Peterson's total is still - what's that word? Higher? Yup. That's the one.

Hoppy, it's great and all that you like your team, but making up crap claims about them to somehow justify your fanhood is, well, hoppy.

Just described every Seahawks homer ever.

 

[bluemoose]

86% of all Seahawk stat are made up.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Hey, my stats are 100% accurate at least 40% of the time. Which is pretty damn good considering they come from thin air. Thanks for doing all that work losers. One guy barely had more yards because of an insane fluke season last year. Yeah, I was way off...

 

[HoppyDaze]

http://deadspin.com/patriots-qb-tim...source=deadspin_twitter&utm_medium=socialflow

 

[stratslinger]

And all is again right with the world, now that New England once again has two QBs on the roster, and neither one is named Tim.

 

[Beernik]

On this day when Tebow finally washed out of the NFL, I will take back one thing I said about him: he never turned into Ryan Leaf.

Everything else I said: over rated, Denver gave up to much to draft him, too slow of an arm, bad decisions, inaccurate, king of the 3 & out, would make a better tight end roll player that could be used in a Wildcat formation and throw the ball then... That all still stands.

 

[ChshreCat]

On this day when Tebow finally washed out of the NFL, I will take back one thing I said about him: he never turned into Ryan Leaf.

There's still time. Ryan Leaf didn't get interesting until after he left football.

 

[motobrewer]

Hey, my stats are 100% accurate at least 40% of the time. Which is pretty damn good considering they come from thin air. Thanks for doing all that work losers. One guy barely had more yards because of an insane fluke season last year. Yeah, I was way off...

hoppy is a necrophiliac.




prove me wrong.

 

[day_trippr]

hoppy is a necrophiliac.

prove me wrong.

I got nuthin...

Cheers!

 

[ChshreCat]

hoppy is a necrophiliac.




prove me wrong.

Is your mom dead?

 

[motobrewer]

yes

 

[HoppyDaze]

yes

I'm all over that ...

 

[ChshreCat]

My argument against isn't looking good here...

 

[Cape Brewing]

Dead mom sex..... Classic

 

[finsfan]

you guys hit an all time low and it shows. I really thought Tebow was gunning for Brady's job this year, guess brady got lucky