Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[ChshreCat]

You creep me out.


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[Mongrel]

Tampa added the finishing touch for their move to arena league.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Speaking of the Bucs... they need to hurry up and trade Revis to the Pats for a bucket of footballs and a pat on the back. We all know its going to happen, let's just get it overwith so we can all focus on other issues.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Champs

 

[HoppyDaze]

 

[HoppyDaze]

Look who's so desperate for a QB they'll trade up to the number one spot and pick the wrong guy.

 

[finsfan]

Look who's so desperate for a QB they'll trade up to the number one spot and pick the wrong guy.

Lucky for the Texans, Todd McShay isnt the GM. Now its not say they wont still make a bonehead move, but that one appears it would not be beneficial.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Schaub made 15 mil last year...

 

[finsfan]

Schaub made 15 mil last year...

Lucky guy. I wish I could get paid that much to suck at my job.

 

[Cape Brewing]

I wonder what number Revis is going to want once he's with the Pats.

 

[HoppyDaze]

whatever it is I bet he can't spell it

 

[Cape Brewing]

How well do you think Browner is spelling "missing first four games"?




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[HoppyDaze]

How well do you think Browner is spelling "missing first four games"?

like this "Super Bowl Champion"

 

[ChshreCat]

Look who's so desperate for a QB they'll trade up to the number one spot and pick the wrong guy.

Trading up for a QB is stupid. Real quarterbacks go in the third round.

 

[bluemoose]

I disagree. Sixth round is a good one for the very best QBs.

 

[ChshreCat]

I disagree. Sixth round is a good one for the very best QBs.

Pfft, sixth rounders burn out after 15 or 16 seasons. Not like the 35 or 40 years that Russell Wilson will reign over the NFL.

 

[Punity]

Welcome back Bennett and 4yr 32mil to boot.

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[TrickyDick]

Lions owner dies.. Maybe now will see some changes that will lead to a super bowl appearance in the next couple seasons.


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[Punity]

Lions owner dies.. Maybe now will see some changes that will lead to a super bowl appearance in the next couple seasons.


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hmmm no

 

[TrickyDick]

It never hurts to dream


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[Punity]

It never hurts to dream


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True i imagine its like my Mariners the owner died so now i just need upper management to realize they suck and move on...we are 2 down with 1 to go #Daretodream2014

 

[TrickyDick]

I like it. While it's unfortunately sad for the affected families when someone dies, for us nut job football fanatics, it might mean a new owner will "clean house" of a diseased franchise filled with time proven losers.


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[Darwin18]

Seeing as the Mariners are paying a 31-year old 2B $240 million for 10 years who has a well documented lack of hustle, it's going to be a long, looooong time before the Mariners get even close to the playoffs, let alone the World Series. But hey who knows, MLB just keeps adding post-season spots in the hopes that we'll be interested in watching baseball during Thanksgiving.

 

[Cape Brewing]

It never hurts to dream

unless you're operating heavy machinery at the time.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Seeing as the Mariners are paying a 31-year old 2B $240 million for 10 years who has a well documented lack of hustle, it's going to be a long, looooong time before the Mariners get even close to the playoffs, let alone the World Series. But hey who knows, MLB just keeps adding post-season spots in the hopes that we'll be interested in watching baseball during Thanksgiving.

Nice analysis...

The Mariners won't win for a long time because of Cano, a great baseball player. Never mind the solid pitching and farm players.

31 ain't that old for baseball. They are in far better shape than a lot of teams.

 

[Punity]

Seeing as the Mariners are paying a 31-year old 2B $240 million for 10 years who has a well documented lack of hustle, it's going to be a long, looooong time before the Mariners get even close to the playoffs, let alone the World Series. But hey who knows, MLB just keeps adding post-season spots in the hopes that we'll be interested in watching baseball during Thanksgiving.

#Daretodream2014

Ill take it over the failed Ackley experiment at 2b or the great gazoo Nick Franklin.

Its like the Jets it cant get any worse

 

[Cape Brewing]

The Mariners are among the suckiest within a sport that, itself, sucks. They double suck


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[HoppyDaze]

The Mariners are among the suckiest within a sport that, itself, sucks. They double suck


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I agree damnit

 

[Punity]

The Mariners are among the suckiest within a sport that, itself, sucks. They double suck


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None of this is untrue

 

[day_trippr]

How 'bout them SEAHAWKS!

[Effin' aye, this is a *&%#$@! football thread, dammit!]

Cheers!

 

[Darwin18]

Nice analysis...

The Mariners won't win for a long time because of Cano, a great baseball player. Never mind the solid pitching and farm players.

31 ain't that old for baseball. They are in far better shape than a lot of teams.

31 is pretty freaking old for a 2B. Realistically, and without any juice, he has what three to four years where he can play that position at an least average level? Then you get to pay $24 mill a year for a converted outfielder/DH into his early 40's. Stupid. Not to mention he's going to take up a nice % of the Mariner's salary for the next ten years. Even the Yankees weren't stupid enough to match that salary.

As for football, thank god the Jets finally cut Santonio Holmes. His legacy with the team is that the team now no longer has permanent team captains...Sad to see Cromartie get cut. He might be a terrible human being off the field but he loved the team and he made some great plays. I'm hoping that they bring him back at a reduced contract.

Cape - the Pats in the market for an overpriced, torn ACL, god-complex CB? It would be a nice acquisition.

 

[TrickyDick]

I like it. While it's unfortunately sad for the affected families when someone dies, for us nut job football fanatics, it might mean a new owner will "clean house" of a diseased franchise filled with time proven losers.


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[motobrewer]

The Mariners are among the suckiest within a sport that, itself, sucks. They double suck


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my, oh my.

 

[Cape Brewing]

my, oh my.

What??

What's your problem? I've never said baseball didn't suck. Last year was yet another championship Boston can toss on the pile but.... pfft. It's baseball.


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[motobrewer]

What??

What's your problem? I've never said baseball didn't suck. Last year was yet another championship Boston can toss on the pile but.... pfft. It's baseball.


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You, didn't get the reference.


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[Cape Brewing]

.... i didn't.

Whatever. It was probably stupid anyway.


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[Cape Brewing]

Nice Moto.... Mocking a dead guy. Reaaaal nice.

(Google works pretty well)


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[finsfan]

Back to football. Branden Alberts already on a plane to MIA you floccers.

 

[motobrewer]

Nice Moto.... Mocking a dead guy. Reaaaal nice.

(Google works pretty well)


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don't try to change me.

 

[Punity]

Back to football. Branden Alberts already on a plane to MIA you floccers.

Dont you have to have a Qb to protect before you sign Oline?