Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[Ozarks Mountain Brewery]

I saw many calles good and bad the should have been called on both teams that didn't, they say lets let them play but the rules are the rules

 

[day_trippr]

But I'm not really sure you can blame the fumbles on Harbaugh.

I wasn't. Just all the PFs for stoopid stuff...

 

[mac_1103]

Just all the PFs for stoopid stuff...

And I wasn't absolving those. Just pointing out that they might have survived them if they took care of the football.

 

[day_trippr]

Too bad, I can't see KC losing to SF...

 

[Kent88]

Detroit does what Detroit does, they just made it a little further than they have the past couple decades.

You can still say an underdog won, @day_trippr . It isn't like Brock Purdy was a top prospect, high draft pick, and all that.

 

[Kent88]

This must've been created at halftime and it aged poorly.

 

[Kent88]

So, looks like drives have ended with 4 punts, two fumbles, and a fg so far.

How exciting.

 

[Ozarks Mountain Brewery]

something tells me a lot of practice spying going on, they seem to know each others plays

 

[Ozarks Mountain Brewery]

We are the champions...again

 

[Brew_Dude41]

And my Bears are now on the clock...

I am sure that they will mess it up

 

[Kent88]

Well they made it exciting at the end. Good for them.

 

[day_trippr]

My entire family was torn on who to root for until I pointed out SF had 5 Superb Owls while KC only had 3.
Then everyone was rooting for KC, although realizing that would inevitably bring out the "Dynasty" word was itself revolting.
But math is math, and the Patriots (and <cough> Steelers) aren't sharing...

Cheers!

 

[mac_1103]

I think Travis should probably let Taylor handle the singing from now on.

 

[PCABrewing]

Well they made it exciting at the end. Good for them.

I honestly felt the game was disappointing until the last 2 minutes of regulation. Then it got exciting.
What a great finish!
The halftime show was a yawner though. I think Prince still holds the crown as best halftime show.

Sadly I doubt I'll still be alive the next time the Bears win it.

 

[day_trippr]

I don't get Usher at all but my wife enjoyed the show.

I don't think anyone will be alive the next time the Bears win it

 

[Ozarks Mountain Brewery]

Too bad, I can't see KC losing to SF...

I was thinking the same thing most of the game, kc was dominated around the line all game, 49ers defence was awesome and for the life of me can't see how they lost, what happened to 49ers defence

 

[mac_1103]

what happened to 49ers defence

They got tired. That's why Shanahan decided to take the ball at the start of overtime. The Chiefs' defense was exhausted too, but they were able to make one or two more plays.

 

[user 246304]

Well, we live in WI, so....

After that, our hearts were pulling for Detroit. But then, sort of mildly, pulling for the impish Big Helmet and crew.

Only holy hell. Anyone else concerned for Taylor Swift? Kelce appears to be a raging psycho. His WWF/rave announcer imitation at the end, coupled with beating up on an old dude with a decent 'stache.

Hey, at least it gave me a chance to do some Memphis ribs, with pils.

 

[day_trippr]

Mmmmm! Ribz!

btw, I read that the NFL doesn't test for steroids during SuperbOwl week. Could have been ragin'?

 

[user 246304]

Mmmmm! Ribz!

btw, I read that the NFL doesn't test for steroids during SuperbOwl week. Could have been ragin'?

Hmmm.....either way. Kelce, in response to the blowback from his meltdown, on his Coach Reid:

“He’s helped me a lot with that, with channeling that emotion, with channeling that passion and I owe my entire career to that guy and being able to kind of control how emotional I get.

Um, if that's control....god help anyone when the dude gets the wrong coffee he ordered.

 

[mac_1103]

if that's control...

In the context of playing a sport where assault and battery is not only condoned but expected, yeah, that's what passes for control. I mean it's not like a half a dozen teammates had to pull him off of coach or anything. Besides, beard >>> mustache.

Also, over-reaction aside, he had a point. He should be on the field for every offensive play and that wasn't the only time he was inexplicably on the bench for a big down.

 

[user 246304]

In the context of playing a sport where assault and battery is not only condoned but expected, yeah, that's what passes for control. I mean it's not like a half a dozen teammates had to pull him off of coach or anything. Besides, beard >>> mustache.

Also, over-reaction aside, he had a point. He should be on the field for every offensive play and that wasn't the only time he was inexplicably on the bench for a big down.

I was more or less joking. Roids or not, the sheer amount of testosterone ginned up for any football game much less playoff or championship games is astronomical. You can see it - when a guy blocks a pass but doesn't grab the insanely-impossible pick, he goes through primal screams in frustration. So, yeah, not unexpected. And like you say, dude's beard is impressive.

The part that's not really joking is that a guy who talks about his need to channel his emotions, and that a coach has helped him to control them, who displays not only the out of control coach-bump but that serious post-game (I meant it, I guess - WWF much?), well....wouldn't be the first time a pretty monstrous guy can be a dangerous guy to be around when he loses it. So, we were actually pretty shocked relative to T. Swift. Still, their post-game embraces and "I love you's" seemed genuine, and sweet, to be honest. Best to both of them.

 

[mac_1103]

I was more or less joking.

So was I.

 

[day_trippr]

New album drop in 3...2...1....

 

[day_trippr]

"They tell you you're no good. You're a goofy middle aged clumsy white guy with no rhythm and you can't sing on key, you're not coordinated. That means I can't be a pop star? Underestimate Boston? At your peril!"

 

[Kent88]

It isn't like Andy Reid never gets fired up. He apparently tackles his own players sometimes

I'm sure he can handle Kelce.

He is the walrus, after all

Anyways, onto the draft. I found the kid with the best nickname:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kool-Aid_McKinstry

 

[user 246304]

It isn't like Andy Reid never gets fired up. He apparently tackles his own players sometimes

I'm sure he can handle Kelce.

He is the walrus, after all

Anyways, onto the draft. I found the kid with the best nickname:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kool-Aid_McKinstry

LOL. Priceless.

Best: Key and Peele. Fudge.

 

[passedpawn]

"They tell you you're no good. You're a goofy middle aged clumsy white guy with no rhythm and you can't sing on key, you're not coordinated. That means I can't be a pop star? Underestimate Boston? At your peril!"

Sorry yall, it's hockey season now.

 

[Brew_Dude41]

Sorry yall, it's hockey season now.

Not in Columbus...
That season is over only slightly after it started.

 

[Kent88]

LOL. Priceless.

Best: Key and Peele. Fudge.

Kool-Aid though, seriously.

Whoever drafts him, every pick or sack this kid has, they need to blare "OH YEAH" over the stadium speakers.