Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[motobrewer]

And it's about effin' time.

Cheers! (Been practicing for 5 decades! )

this is my surprised face.

 

[stratslinger]

If John Gruden says "...but they don't know which ones are coming" again I might slap Moto's mom

 

[paulthenurse]

Pliable.

Like Hoppy's mom.

 

[day_trippr]

this is my surprised face.

This is my "and you know nobody cares" look...

 

[day_trippr]

So that was a total domination right there - even with all the gifts.
Patriots D was massive, offense relentless, special teams - well, highs (punting game was excellent) and FUBAR (punt/kickoff reception).

Still, domination no matter how you slice it. An impressive win that bodes well going forward...

Cheers!

 

[Cape Brewing]

Hey, did you guys see that Brady broke the all-time win record again tonight?

 

[bluemoose]

Happy Blount broke his single season rushing best, and tied the record for most touchdowns for a running back in Patriots history.
Tom Brady looks like a pretty good quarterback.

 

[paulthenurse]

In related news, Ted Wells did not go out and buy a new boat today.

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

Just saw Cyrus Jones at Dunkin Donuts. He turned around at the counter and dropped his coffee and bagel, kicking them off his right foot.

 

[motobrewer]

Just saw Cyrus Jones at Dunkin Donuts. He turned around at the counter and dropped his coffee and bagel, kicking them off his right foot.

......wow.

 

[Pyg]

Blounts will be legal Thursday.

I initially read that as "blunts..."
Was not as excited after re-reading!

 

[fosaisu]

I initially read that as "blunts..."
Was not as excited after re-reading!

Uhhh ... he meant blunts. Google "Massachusetts legalizes" and be amazed!

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Uhhh ... he meant blunts. Google "Massachusetts legalizes" and be amazed!

I posted that just before Blount punched it into the end zone. Pretty much all the local analysts stated that Blount should sit the game because of how good Balt's run defense was in stopping the middle. He had some good battles up the middle.

 

[fosaisu]

I posted that just before Blount punched it into the end zone. Pretty much all the local analysts stated that Blount should sit the game because of how good Balt's run defense was in stopping the middle. He had some good battles up the middle.

So you're saying Blounts won't be legal after all? Highly disappointing. The Masshole contingent in here could really benefit from a lawful mellowing agent.

 

[day_trippr]

Bitch, please.
Blounts were always legal and welcome in the Commonwealth
Blunts just became legal yesterday :rockin::rockin::rockin:

Cheers! ("It's A Good Thing" )

 

[GenIke]

Blount has the best no look sucker punch in the league. I can see why pats fans would be so proud of him.

 

[day_trippr]

So salty. But I can see why...

Cheers! (Yup, your team blows)

 

[Cape Brewing]

Don't know if anyone could catch it on TV but Belichick had some of the best middle fingers to the opposing couch than I have ever seen this past Monday night.

First offensive play of the game... Reported an eligible receiver.

But the best one... reported an eligible receiver... on a fckuing kneel down to end the first half

Fkcuin beautiful

 

[bluemoose]

Didn't see that. That is some funny sh!t right there.

 

[paulthenurse]

He should have gone for a twofer and worn this shirt on the sidelines.
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[HoppyDaze]

Don't know if anyone could catch it on TV but Belichick had some of the best middle fingers to the opposing couch than I have ever seen this past Monday night.

First offensive play of the game... Reported an eligible receiver.

But the best one... reported an eligible receiver... on a fckuing kneel down to end the first half

Fkcuin beautiful

Didn't see that. That is some funny sh!t right there.

and you fools still think people hate the Patriots because "they ain't us" LOL. Worst fans in all of sports, hands down.

 

[day_trippr]

And here's how much we care...

 

[Cape Brewing]

Hehehehehe. So troo

 

[Cape Brewing]

and you fools still think people hate the Patriots because "they ain't us" LOL. Worst fans in all of sports, hands down.

Oh please. We're the worst fans because we liked that our coach gave a subtle middle finger to that whiney btchi Harbaugh?

Sorry. Sorry we don't have a super cool coach like this jackazz

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[GenIke]

I'm going with Cape here. Pete Carroll is a ******* and the second most punchable coach in the league.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Oh please. We're the worst fans because we liked that our coach gave a subtle middle finger to that whiney btchi Harbaugh?

Sorry. Sorry we don't have a super cool coach like this jackazz

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No, it was just one small example of why you're so unbearable.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Delete your account

 

[HoppyDaze]

Delete your face

 

[Cape Brewing]

No way dude! Getting on a plane out to Denver tomorrow! Club seats to see the GOAT lock up the MVP, hit Vail for a couple days, and check out some breweries! Can't delete my face bro!

 

[HoppyDaze]

No way dude! Getting on a plane out to Denver tomorrow! Club seats to see the GOAT lock up the MVP, hit Vail for a couple days, and check out some breweries! Can't delete my face bro!

MVP lol