Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[GenIke]

 

[bob1852]

Oh my God! He threw five picks??

Bwaaaaaaahahahahahahahah!!!

At least the footballs were properly inflated.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Wilson is a pure fantasy football QB and today he even failed at that.

 

[motobrewer]

the best part (ok, not the BEST part, but still pretty good) is you can see Cooter Carroll in the background, just gooberin' it up.

man i love cooter's shoes. looks like he's about to argue with the McDonald's cashier about the price of his senior citizen's coffee.

 

[Cape Brewing]

At least the footballs were properly inflated.

So obsessed. Let it go

 

[bluemoose]

11.4 and 11.8. Draft picks and suspensions coming. Book it, Roger is always fair and consistent.

 

[Cape Brewing]

11.4 and 11.8. Draft picks and suspensions coming. Book it, Roger is always fair and consistent.

Fckuing better be coming. There obviously is no other possible explanation other than a massive cheating conspiracy implemented by Ben Roesthffamnncksnzbjger.

The refs check the balls before the game and they were obviously perfect. During the game, they were not perfect.

Ben Roethsbfkcjegwusger fckuing CHEATED.

 

[bluemoose]

This is clearly an integrity of the game issue, and must be dealt with swiftly. There was a president set with the Patriots and the only possible course of action would be to levy the same punishment for the Steelers.
Unless of course there is no "formal" complaint from the Giants, in which case, we may as well give this thing a good leaving alone.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Ohhhh. Totally. Well, if the opposing team doesn't formally complain, it's anything goes.

You know... cuz integrity

 

[bob1852]

Fckuing better be coming. There obviously is no other possible explanation other than a massive cheating conspiracy implemented by Ben Roesthffamnncksnzbjger.

The refs check the balls before the game and they were obviously perfect. During the game, they were not perfect.

Ben Roethsbfkcjegwusger fckuing CHEATED.

Ohhhh. Totally. Well, if the opposing team doesn't formally complain, it's anything goes.

You know... cuz integrity

Sooooooo obsessed.

 

[Pyg]

How about dem NY football Giants!!!!!!!

 

[motobrewer]

Nothing like a good ol fashioned patriots circle jerk.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Nothing like a good ol fashioned patriots circle jerk.

Yeah... you WOULD like that wouldn't you?

Dirty little monkey.

 

[bluemoose]

Shhh. Playoff team fans are talking, Moto.

 

[HoppyDaze]

I just tried to throw an apple core in the garbage, but it bounced off the rim and landed right in a Green Bay defender's hands.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Haha! I get it. You're pretending to be Russel Wilson!

Well played

 

[HoppyDaze]

I don't have four more apples though

 

[fosaisu]

How about dem NY football Giants!!!!!!!

That was a fun win. Hope we meet the Cowboys again in the playoffs.

 

[user 574]

Shhh. Playoff team fans are talking, Moto.

Meh. Two sh!tty teams, one of which won't make the playoffs, the other that will back into them.

Either way, Hoppy will definitely be suddenly too busy filing quarterlies to bother with HBT this week. Oh yeah...

Cheers! (and it was still a pummeling - just the wrong sh!tty team )

You guys are just nervous that if the stars aligned the packers may actually make the playoffs.

 

[GenIke]

Stars already aligned dude. They're in.

 

[user 574]

That was an epic FG block

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Blounts will be legal Thursday.

 

[Cape Brewing]

I don't have four more apples though

Haha! Yeah. He's terrible

 

[day_trippr]

Holy cow, the Patriots defense is on fire tonight!
And aside from an uncharacteristic Brady Brain-Cramp the offense has been relentless.
Even without Gronk and Amendola, NE has so many weapons to choose from. Fun to watch!

Hoping the D can keep the pedal to the floor!

Cheers!

 

[day_trippr]

Blounts will be legal Thursday.

And it's about effin' time.

Cheers! (Been practicing for 5 decades! )

 

[GenIke]

Well the AFC is pathetic so I think you'll be ok.

 

[GenIke]

I havent seen a flea flicker work since 1992. I'm turning this crap off.

 

[stratslinger]

That's gotta be the end for Cyrus Jones, right?

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

He's got a lot of potential but I think that's it. Time to pack your bags.

 

[day_trippr]

Ok, I get it, we're handing out the seasonal gifts a little early this year.
Or, apparently we don't have anyone not named Edelman to watch a kicked ball roll to a stop or go out of the end zone.

Either way, it's making my beer angry...

Cheers! (This too shall pass )