Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[HoppyDaze]

Nicehttps://vine.co/v/5xVZpXIItrX

 

[motobrewer]

Jags just had a delay of game on a kickoff.

 

[bluemoose]

Not to belabor things here, but pressure testing devices are illegal on the sidelines, but the Colt, Ravens and Giants all seem to have them. Clearly the only team playing by the rules are the New England Patriots.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

What a mess that is the Arizona Cardinals.

 

[bob1852]

What a mess that is the Arizona Cardinals.

They'd have a better chance if they didn't attempt extra points, FGs, or punts.

 

[Cape Brewing]

They'd have a better chance if they didn't attempt extra points, FGs, or punts.

Maybe they should just cheat like the Steelers do

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

They should just give up and try something less challenging like curling.

 

[motobrewer]

How many plays does it take to score on the Seahawks!? Let's find out.

One...
Two...
Three!!

Three.

 

[bluemoose]

Wondering where the packer on seahawk crime was. I guess it is hard to get up when your team sucks.

 

[bob1852]

Maybe they should just cheat like the Steelers do

So obsessed.

 

[motobrewer]

Well this soul-crushing drive just shut me up.

Or I guess it hasn't. Whatever.

 

[motobrewer]

No points for you!

 

[motobrewer]

Hahaha! Seahawks are back to being useless league thugs they always were

 

[stratslinger]

Man... Just tuned into the Packers Seahawks game. If the Pack is playing like this, and still winning like they are... Must be a ton of ugly when Seattle has the ball.

 

[day_trippr]

I think this Wilson kid has a solid future in the CFL...

 

[motobrewer]

...and Seahawks pummeling Packers on their own turf will do for the afternoon...



Cheers!

Way to pick em there *******.

 

[bluemoose]

One game over .500, Francis.

 

[stratslinger]

Whoa. Even Fox gave up on that game...

 

[motobrewer]

I'm just imagining all the accounting hoppy is going to have to do all week.

 

[day_trippr]

Meh. Two sh!tty teams, one of which won't make the playoffs, the other that will back into them.

Either way, Hoppy will definitely be suddenly too busy filing quarterlies to bother with HBT this week. Oh yeah...

Cheers! (and it was still a pummeling - just the wrong sh!tty team )

 

[HoppyDaze]

I do have to calculate quite a few corporate estimates this week. I'll be busy all week.

 

[day_trippr]

heh heh

Anyway...

NFC Blows.

 

[WI_Wino]

Still moving into the new place but found time to buy an antenna and watch the pack destroy Seattle. This year's Super Bowl is going to be great!

 

[Cape Brewing]

I wonder if those 38 pts are gonna drop the Seahawks out of the top spot on the Fewest Points Allowed list.

I wonder who is in 2nd on that list and should take over #1.

Lemme look.

Hmmmm

Well would you look at that!!

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Interesting point: Seattle is relatively healthy. Thomas is out. We're seeing who Seattle is as a team and coaching structure.

 

[GenIke]

Packers 31 Seahawks 17

Wow I was WAY off.

 

[GenIke]

So who's the best QB in the NFC west? Kaepernick or Goff?

 

[motobrewer]

i think, and granted I haven't had a lot of time to think about this, but I'm pretty sure my favorite pick was the one where it bounced off the receivers' dome first.

it's so hard to pick just one.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Oh my God! He threw five picks??

Bwaaaaaaahahahahahahahah!!!

 

[GenIke]

Here's all five in case anyone missed any.

http://www.foxsports.com/nfl/story/russell-wilsons-four-interceptions-new-career-low-sort-121116