Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[bob1852]

This whole post sucks

Your whore mom sucks.

 

[Blazinlow86]

Your whore mom sucks.

Now it's a party

 

[Cape Brewing]

Your whore mom sucks.

Your face sucks.

That’s why so many people just call you The Gloryhole.

Surprised you haven’t gone ahead and just changed your log in to that.

 

[WI_Wino]

That would help explain things.

Getting psyched up for the Packers’ annual early playoffs exit?

Pssh, please. Dolphins, enough said.

The intrawebs all seem to be calling for the Titans to beat the Pats, so it probably won't happen. But I would expect the Chiefs to take care of business the week after. Brady really looks washed up this year.

 

[Cape Brewing]

“Dolphins” what? They won a regular season game. And?

I’ve said it before and will say it again... you clowns can come up with any insults you want for the Pats. We Pats fans have total immunity for years.

“Brady looks washed up!” Yup. Sure does. And? He’ll go down as one of the top, if not THE best player to ever play the game. “He’s at the end of his career!!!!” No shti. And?

“Haha!!! They didn’t win the Super Bowl this year!!!!” Seriously? THAT’S about as harsh as folks can get.... that the Pats didn’t win the whole thing... AGAIN...

 

[Kent88]

We Pats fans have total immunity for years.

Lolnope. This is a what have you done for me lately league. Unless you're also a closet packer fan. Packers fans can be so caught up in the past that I'm convinced their favorite channel is the History channel.

And lately... well this year Brady had a QBR of 54. A few QBs who did better than him in that stat this year
Kyler Murray : 55.5
Jimmy Garoppolo: 58.8
Ryan Tannehill : 62.5
Ryan Fitsmagic : 66.6

And the Dolphins, despite looking like they were going to contend for the top pick in the 2020 draft for most of the season, managed to decisively beat your new england team, even though they had nothing to play for while NE was playing for a first round bye.

Granted, you're playing Tennessee in the WC round, so you almost have a first round bye, kind of like how the seachickens basically have a first round bye this year, playing Philly.

 

[Rodent]

 

[HoppyDaze]

“Dolphins” what? They won a regular season game. And?

I’ve said it before and will say it again... you clowns can come up with any insults you want for the Pats. We Pats fans have total immunity for years.

“Brady looks washed up!” Yup. Sure does. And? He’ll go down as one of the top, if not THE best player to ever play the game. “He’s at the end of his career!!!!” No shti. And?

“Haha!!! They didn’t win the Super Bowl this year!!!!” Seriously? THAT’S about as harsh as folks can get.... that the Pats didn’t win the whole thing... AGAIN...

Could you be more insecure?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Absolutely. By a mile

 

[HoppyDaze]

I don't see how. Look how fired up you got over someone saying "Dolphins"

 

[bob1852]

DOLPHINS!!!!!

 

[WI_Wino]

“Dolphins” what? They won a regular season game. And?

I’ve said it before and will say it again... you clowns can come up with any insults you want for the Pats. We Pats fans have total immunity for years.

“Brady looks washed up!” Yup. Sure does. And? He’ll go down as one of the top, if not THE best player to ever play the game. “He’s at the end of his career!!!!” No shti. And?

“Haha!!! They didn’t win the Super Bowl this year!!!!” Seriously? THAT’S about as harsh as folks can get.... that the Pats didn’t win the whole thing... AGAIN...

Man I forgot how much fun this is!

 

[HoppyDaze]

So easy isn't it?

 

[Cape Brewing]

DOLPHINS!!!!!

Real mature

 

[Kent88]

The DOLPHINS!!!

You know, that team that got beat by Cleveland, Washington, Dallas, and NYG.

 

[paulthenurse]

Could you be more insecure?

He could be a Seahawks fan.

 

[Cape Brewing]

He could be a Seahawks fan.

I think you mean Seachickens

 

[bob1852]

I think you mean Seachickens

I don't get it.

 

[Rodent]

I think you mean Seachickens

SeaHacks

 

[HoppyDaze]

I don't get it.

it's a hilarious play on words and a complete BURN!

 

[Cape Brewing]

I don't get it.

See... what someone did was take “hawks” out of “Seahawks” (they’re a football team from Seattle) and replaced it with “chickens” to make the word “Seachickens”.

It’s supposed to suggest that the team is less talented or capable of winning since the general perception of chickens is less desirable than that of hawks.

It pisses Hoppy off so folks go with it. It’s super easy to get a rise out of him.

You should try it.

It’s fun.

 

[HoppyDaze]

I'm so pissed!!!

actually...Ducks won the Rose Bowl last night so I've got immunity for years!

Most incredible spectacle in all of sports! Even better ex-Duck and SeaHawks D-Lineman Nick Reed was captain of the bomber flying over!

East coast garbage folks would never understand...

Nick Reed's first NFL game:

 

[bob1852]

See... what someone did was take “hawks” out of “Seahawks” (they’re a football team from Seattle) and replaced it with “chickens” to make the word “Seachickens”.

It’s supposed to suggest that the team is less talented or capable of winning since the general perception of chickens is less desirable than that of hawks.

It pisses Hoppy off so folks go with it. It’s super easy to get a rise out of him.

You should try it.

It’s fun.

tl;dr

 

[day_trippr]

Awesome picture. But nobody cares about farm club wins...

 

[HoppyDaze]

Awesome picture. But nobody cares about farm club wins...

When attempted trash talk turns into stupidity revealed....actually that should be the title of this thread.

 

[day_trippr]

Whatever makes your tiny simple life seem more complete.

Literally nobody I know cares about college football.

btw - what year did you graduate from Oregon, again? I forget...

 

[Cape Brewing]

I'm so pissed!!!

actually...Ducks won the Rose Bowl last night so I've got immunity for years!

Most incredible spectacle in all of sports! Even better ex-Duck and SeaHawks D-Lineman Nick Reed was captain of the bomber flying over!

East coast garbage folks would never understand...

Nick Reed's first NFL game:

So insecure

 

[HoppyDaze]

Whatever makes your tiny simple life seem more complete.

Literally nobody I know cares about college football.

btw - what year did you graduate from Oregon, again? I forget...

so you graduated from New England Patriots?

 

[day_trippr]

Try again: what year did you graduate from Oregon?

 

[Cape Brewing]

I mean... it’s really the millennium but this was the graphic.

I don’t see the Seachickens on that list

 

[Kent88]

Nobody cares.

 

[Rodent]

Try again: what year did you graduate from Oregon?

you're sure asking a lot from an Oregon Beaver fan

 

[day_trippr]

lol!
I mean, it's just such a phony thing, yet he touts it like there's something of actual substance there.
I don't get it...

 

[bob1852]

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I mean... it’s really the millennium but this was the graphic.

I don’t see the Seachickens on that list

Where are the DOLPHINS?

 

[paulthenurse]

Where are the DOLPHINS?

Ya see, here’s a math and a history lesson.

.781 means that if they play 1000 games they will win 781 of them. Here is where math comes in. If they win 781 games that means they lose or tie 219 of them.

Here is the history part. If you get your ass handed to you 781 out of every 1000 times you compete that makes you the French. (Or the Dolphins). In those rare occasions when you do win, enjoy them. Good for you, go ahead and get excited, spark up a Gauloise and march around singing ‘La Marseillaise.’ Maybe drag Don Shula out of the crypt and have him as Grand Marshal.

In the meantime, we’ll be over here ruling the world.

 

[user 574]

I mean... it’s really the millennium but this was the graphic.

What's that .694 thingie.

 

[Kent88]

Hey, as long as some are bringing up ancient history, aren't the DOLPHINS something like 56-53 against NE in the last 109 games?

 

[Cape Brewing]

What's that .694 thingie.

The Spurs? What about it?

 

[HoppyDaze]

...

 

[day_trippr]

Lmao! No substance there, either