Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[bob1852]

Ya see, here’s a math and a history lesson.

.781 means that if they play 1000 games they will win 781 of them. Here is where math comes in. If they win 781 games that means they lose or tie 219 of them.

Here is the history part. If you get your ass handed to you 781 out of every 1000 times you compete that makes you the French. (Or the Dolphins). In those rare occasions when you do win, enjoy them. Good for you, go ahead and get excited, spark up a Gauloise and march around singing ‘La Marseillaise.’ Maybe drag Don Shula out of the crypt and have him as Grand Marshal.

In the meantime, we’ll be over here ruling the world.

Here's a lesson for you...

tl:dr

 

[HoppyDaze]

These old guys are really, really dumb.

 

[day_trippr]

Ok, bandwagoner...

 

[WI_Wino]

There's a surprising lack of asterisks around the pats "winning" percentage. The have more "gates" than JFK airport IIRC.

 

[Kent88]

Good grief. using -"gate" as a suffix to indicate a scandal is so lazy.

These old guys are really, really dumb.

Who's old?

 

[bob1852]

Hey day_tripper, just an fyi that favorites were 0-8 ATS on wild card weekend the last two years. Hope that helps when you place your bets...

 

[user 574]

The Spurs? What about it?

wow, didn't even recognize it... dumbed down being off for the last 2 weeks I guess,

 

[bob1852]

wow, didn't even recognize it... dumbed down being off for the last 2 weeks I guess,

Never admit defeat in here!

The proper response would've been "I gave the spurs to yer mom!!!"

 

[day_trippr]

Hey day_tripper, just an fyi that favorites were 0-8 ATS on wild card weekend the last two years. Hope that helps when you place your bets...

You're a persistent little mensch, considering how obvious it is (and how many times I've made note of it) that I never bet on anything.
Give it up already, ffs...

 

[HoppyDaze]

I don’t like the odds of that happening

 

[bob1852]

You're a persistent little mensch, considering how obvious it is (and how many times I've made note of it) that I never bet on anything.
Give it up already, ffs...

Just trying to help a lost soul make a little money...

 

[day_trippr]

Did I mention I once spent the day in Las Vegas and left town having dropped all of $1.25 in the slots?
That was the high-roller day of my life to this point.
I'm totally cereal...

 

[paulthenurse]

Did I mention I once spent the day in Las Vegas and left town having dropped all of $1.25 in the slots?
That was the high-roller day of my life to this point.
I'm totally cereal...

But you only get up twice a night to pee and you move your bowels three times a week. So you’ve got that going for ya.

It’s probably the cereal. Fiber rules.

 

[Zuljin]

!

 

[Kent88]

Eww. Who dat wanna drink that swamp water?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Sad day... getting ready to do a little tailgate prep and then before ya know it, I’ll be off to see the GOAT in person for the last time.

Your thoughts and prayers are appreciated

 

[WI_Wino]

Don't hate the player.

Good grief. using -"gate" as a suffix to indicate a scandal is so lazy.



Who's old?

 

[HoppyDaze]

More like GGMSDOAT

Greatest Game Manager in the Shitiest Division of All Time

Right? The dude isn’t even top five playoff QB. Fraud

 

[Cape Brewing]

I pity you.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Don’t. I’m doing great

 

[bob1852]

Sad day... getting ready to do a little tailgate prep and then before ya know it, I’ll be off to see the GOAT in person for the last time.

Your thoughts and prayers are appreciated

Deep fried whole pig on the menu for today?

 

[HoppyDaze]

Post a pic of that sweet concrete tailgate spot right next to that run down building... that place is legit

 

[Cape Brewing]

Deep fried whole pig on the menu for today?

No, your mom wouldn’t fit in the pit.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Post a pic of that sweet concrete tailgate spot right next to that run down building... that place is legit

Only if you post your sweet tailgate spot first.

We’ll all wait patiently.

 

[HoppyDaze]

 

[HoppyDaze]

It’s better here

 

[Rodent]

Oregon State Beavers, eh?

 

[Cape Brewing]

It’s better here

Pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft

 

[paulthenurse]

Niece and nephew drove up from the dirty Jerz to ski this weekend. Weather conspired against that so SWMBO arranged to take everyone to a paint bar. WE’re supposed to paint a lazy river meadow covered in snow.

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But I saw THIS

hanging in the window...

I’m SO going off the reservation. She’ll probably be mad but if not today then when?

 

[HoppyDaze]

Shoot yourself if you painted tom Brady

 

[HoppyDaze]

How does Booger still have a job?

 

[Rodent]

How does Booger still have a job?

he's a SeaHacks fan, and gets a free pass from the network

 

[motobrewer]

 

[Cape Brewing]

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Oh look who showed up.

Packers still suck.

 

[day_trippr]

The ref in this game should be sacked.

 

[motobrewer]

Dolphins

 

[HoppyDaze]

This game is setting football back years, maybe decades. Jesus, children might be watching

 

[paulthenurse]

Shoot yourself if you painted tom Brady

Bang.

Oooops. Sorry Hoppy. Thought it was unloaded. Relax, you’ve still got nine toes.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Dude. No way.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Looks like Elvis with the mumps