Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[HighPlainsDrifter]

ROFL at the once proud franchise of the Washington Redskins

See what a meddling DUMB **** owner does fo yah!

I was just looking over this weekend's schedule and noticed that the Redskins are 21 point dogs to some team called the Bye. I think that I may take this bet but I'm not sure.

Speaking of their owner, what the Redskins really need is a good game of midget tossing.

 

[Cape Brewing]

I am gonna say all you NE fans will be watching the Saints win a superbowl this year.

win the rings first, then come talk to us.

 

[the_bird]

I wasn't aware that Belichick and Brady were being nominated for Sainthood. The Pope's not from Boston, is he?

 

[dataz722]

I wasn't aware that Belichick and Brady were being nominated for Sainthood. The Pope's not from Boston, is he?

The Nobel prize committee must have been in charge of that decision too.

 

[Cape Brewing]

words of the hopelessly jealous.

... hey, I don't blame you. I would be jealous if I wasn't a Pats fan.

 

[babalu87]

ROFL @ teh J E T S

 

[Homercidal]

This sucks. I was counting on the Lions to win over the Rams, and keep my hopes for winning the IPA bet alive. Thankfully the Browns are sucking as bad as the Lions. I'm not sure there is a beatable team left on the Lion's schedule now, though.

 

[Hugh_Jass]

It's a race to the bottom, Homer.

Browns looked gawdawful yesterday. Thankfully, I'm not opposed to drinking on Sundays. It makes the games almost watchable.

Clowns/Lions play heads up in a few weeks. That'll probably be the deciding game. Good luck.

 

[Lil' Sparky]

The Cowboys have been looking good lately. Defense has come alive and the evil Romo has been conspicuously absent of late. I'm not ready to predict a playoff win yet, or even that they'll get there. They've got to beat some NFC East *****ebags first. Should be a good game this week against the dodo birds up in Philly.

It was great seeing Farve win yesterday, too. I was afraid he might go out with a dud this year, but he's been playing really well, and the Vikings are for real - look out NFC!

 

[TxBrew]

Glad to see Brett spank the Packers last night.

 

[Homercidal]

It's a race to the bottom, Homer.

Browns looked gawdawful yesterday. Thankfully, I'm not opposed to drinking on Sundays. It makes the games almost watchable.

Clowns/Lions play heads up in a few weeks. That'll probably be the deciding game. Good luck.

Ouch. I just realized that I don't even have a Homebrew IPA in the house!!

Not sure I have enough time to brew one now, what with the Lions' season basically over already...

 

[Hugh_Jass]

Ouch. I just realized that I don't even have a Homebrew IPA in the house!!

Not sure I have enough time to brew one now, what with the Lions' season basically over already...

The fat lady sings the National anthem in both our stadiums, Homer.

In the Clown's stadium, the National Anthem is directly followed by the Benny Hill theme song.

Yoop noticed some problems with my IPA. I'd like to think I'm a better brewer than da Browns are football players, but mebbe not.

 

[Cape Brewing]

guys guys guys... let's not stray too far from the real topic in the NFL today... the New England Patriots

 

[babalu87]

guys guys guys... let's not stray too far from the real topic in the NFL today... the New England Patriots

I think the ass-raping for the rest of the NFL will be of EPIC proportions.

 

[dataz722]

The pats sure do love their man on man butt sex don't they.

 

[SpanishCastleAle]

The pats sure do love their man on man butt sex don't they.

When their QB has a mini-butt for a chin...why wouldn't they?

 

[dataz722]

When their QB has a mini-butt for a chin...why wouldn't they?

That is there just so that the balls have an ass to smack off of.

 

[Cape Brewing]

How have the Ravens been doing by the way? I haven't really been paying attention.

Hold on, let me go check out ESPN and see what kind of season they're having.

 

[Cape Brewing]

HEY!! 4-3!!! That's a winning record!

Good job! I wouldn't have guessed but they're back over 500 now!!

 

[olllllo]

All this boasting is how I got the most amazing football related signature evar!

I relinquished it this year out of the goodness of my heart.

I suspect I will have a new one come February.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Will it say something like:

Once again we see confirmation why the Patriots should be considered one of the greatest franchises in the history of the NFL?

Something to that effect?

 

[dataz722]

Will it say something like:

Once again we see confirmation why the Patriots should be considered one of the greatest franchises in the history of the NFL?

Something to that effect?

That would fit to be his false statement signature for the year.

 

[olllllo]

confirmation
should be considered

Those are awfully passive words. You have doubts I see.

 

[Dwain]

I always liked the Patriots. They could never get over the hump. When they got Bledsoe, I was very happy. He got hurt, and Bellychick screwed him out of his starting position when he came back. Go back and look at the film, Bledsoe carried that team also. So, at that point, Bellychick proved that he had no honor. Then it was revealed that he was having people film the visitor's practice and pregame. I understand that he had a hidden camera in the visitor's locker room so he and Brady could watch them big ole' naked manses together.

Patriots(Bellychick) + Patriot fans = a$$clowns

 

[Cape Brewing]

Oh gimme a f'in break. The whole filming the pregame and practices turned out to be completely false.

... and I'm so sick of this pathetic Spygate crap that people STILL whine and cry about like little girls.

It's very simple.

Is it illegal to have six guys on the sidelines, in the press box, or in a blimp above the field, with notepads, stenographers, binoculars, etc... STEALING signs?

Yes or no... is that illegal?

No. it isn't.

What IS illegal, is using a video camera. The league told teams specifically not to do it, and the Pats did it anyway.... which is why they got the big fine and loss of a draft pick.

So at the end of the day, the Pats used a camera instead of note pad. And a$$clowns are STILL crying about it.

"Booo hooo hooo they stole signs and my panties are allllll in a bunch!"

"But it's not illegal to steal signs"

"Booo hooo hooo... they stole signs! Belichick is SATAN!!! And my panties are really chafing me!"

"It's not illegal to steal signs"

"BUT MY PANTIES!!!! THEY'RE BUNCHED UP!!!"

 

[Cape Brewing]

confirmation
should be considered

Those are awfully passive words. You have doubts I see.

I gotta passive word for you.

 

[Cape Brewing]

That would fit to be his false statement signature for the year.

Really? What part of that is false?

You're telling me the 2000's Pats AREN'T among one of most dominant franchises in league history???

Really??

 

[dataz722]

They are in a **** division! Put them in a real divison and noone would notice them.

 

[Cape Brewing]

AAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!

AHAHHHHH AHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!

OMG!!!!!




They have a weak division. That's awesome.

Lemme guess, the refs help them too!?

 

[SpanishCastleAle]

Oh gimme a f'in break. Belichick is SATAN!!! And my panties are really chafing me!

Whatever you say man.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Whatever you say man.

Tell me where I was wrong... other than the panty jokes.

 

[Cape Brewing]

The Phillies were accused of stealing pitch signs the other night in the World Series game with a camera set up in center field. ... something their old manager Larry Bowa said they were tremendous at while he was the manager. Posada was flashing multiple signs and indicators with no men on base because of it.

.. this is stealing PITCHING signs... IN A WORLD SERIES GAME.

No one says a word.... no one freaks out. No one cries for days. It was a one-day story that immediately faded away.

But the Pats use a camera instead of a notebook and people have HATED the Pats with a passion and cried about it for YEARS.

I don't get it.

 

[dataz722]

 

[Cape Brewing]

LOL... no one's crying. I'm just explaining and waiting for someone to prove me wrong.

... and I think you're the LAST person who wants me to access to that GIF.

Shall we go back a few pages and read some of your posts?

 

[dataz722]

Shall we go back a few pages and read some of your posts?

Go ahead, I still stand behind each and every one.

 

[Cape Brewing]

You can stand by 'em all you want..... you were still wailing like a colicky (sp?) baby over the refs... for like three weeks.

I was afraid you were going to short out your keyboard

 

[dataz722]

Damn man, you exaggerate more than a 3rd grader talking about his sports skills.

 

[Cape Brewing]

You do.






3456

 

[dataz722]

You do.






3456

nuh uh 123456

 

[Cape Brewing]

Uh-huh....


face it... The New England Patriots... all of your NFL are belong to them