Weezy
Well-Known Member
So I'm at the favorite watering hole and I'm delighted to see Yuengling's Octoberfest on tap. The place has ~35 taps.
There must be 12 pumpkin beers.
It's not even officially fall yet.
Not even Sam Adams Octoberfest in the mix.
So I ask the matron, "how many pumpkin beers do you have on tap?"
She replies, "including the ones that already kicked?"
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Flashback to Tuesday, at the local microbrewery:
Me to the owner: "No octoberfest this year? No harvest IPA? Just the pumpkin ale with the pumpkin additive out of a mylar bag from a New Mexico plant?"
Owner: "I know. It sucks. But it's what sells."
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Flash back to Saturday to a brewery in the city:
Me: "Pumpkin ale, eh?"
Brewer: "Hey, this is the last of it already!"
There must be 12 pumpkin beers.
It's not even officially fall yet.
Not even Sam Adams Octoberfest in the mix.
So I ask the matron, "how many pumpkin beers do you have on tap?"
She replies, "including the ones that already kicked?"
-------
Flashback to Tuesday, at the local microbrewery:
Me to the owner: "No octoberfest this year? No harvest IPA? Just the pumpkin ale with the pumpkin additive out of a mylar bag from a New Mexico plant?"
Owner: "I know. It sucks. But it's what sells."
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Flash back to Saturday to a brewery in the city:
Me: "Pumpkin ale, eh?"
Brewer: "Hey, this is the last of it already!"