Ninja or Pirate?

[arturo7]

My avatar "requested" that I select ninja or he'd kick my arse.

 

[Denny's Evil Concoctions]

My avatar "requested" that I select ninja or he'd kick my arse.

Samurai's thought Ninjas were dishonorable.

 

[arturo7]

I didn't know this.

Maybe he just doesn't like pitrates, or likes them less than ninjas?

 

[Denny's Evil Concoctions]

I can't quite tell from your avatar pic, but isn't that Toshirô Mifune? If so I have a hard time believing he'd be pro-ninja.

 

[dubbel dutch]

my gut instinct told me to vote ninja.... but after reading about how cool pirates arrrgh, I may have to change my mind.

 

[arturo7]

I can't quite tell from your avatar pic, but isn't that Toshirô Mifune? If so I have a hard time believing he'd be pro-ninja.

Yes, this is Mifume-san. As he was an actor, he may have had no opinion on the matter. However, I apologize if I have offended him or any real samurii with my previous post.

All that being said, I'd rather live on land than on a boat full of rancid cut-throats, regardless how much either of them have been glamourized by Hollywood.

 

[98EXL]

I picked ninja...because a ninja can be both, a pirate cannot

 

[IrregularPulse]

We had a themed costume New Years party two years ago. Ninjas vs Pirates. Of course I was a ninja. Not some lame pirate in a girly ruffly shirt.

 

[Danek]

I'm voting pirate, because I like the idea of going sailing and getting sh*tfaced on booze. And the treasure. I like the treasure. Ninja wouldn't work as I'm no good with chopsticks, and I'd end up dribbling food on my outfit. Not cool.

 

[Denny's Evil Concoctions]

Besides, pirates get all the wenches. Ninjas just get...each other.

 

[Rhoobarb]

Who do you think gets more tail?

Ninja?

or Pirate?

You decide!

 

[Denny's Evil Concoctions]

Was that last pic from the San Francisco Pirate day parade? I'm sure yooper will apreciate the, uh.. tights.

 

[BigKahuna]

I agree the life of a pirate would kick way more ass but the ninjas defiantly have the upper hand in battle. They would sneak on board at night and slit everyones throat.

AWWWW CRAP. I forgot that Pirates have Ghost Ships. So basically, If a Ninja kills a Pirate, he is just ensuring that he's going to be tormented for all of eternity. Man...Poor little Ninja. Maybe we should all go together and purchase a rent-a-wench for the Ninjas.

 

[PeteOz77]

Was that last pic from the San Francisco Pirate day parade? I'm sure yooper will apreciate the, uh.. tights.

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Not that there's anything wrong with that....

 

[brauhaus]

i'm already a ninja, life is meh so i'd like to change careers to pirate or perhaps a real estate agent...

 

[Decojuicer]

Bump!!

I had to vote Pirate. I did have a party for International Talk Like A Pirate Day...and I'm already planning one for this year too. It falls on a Saturday this year. Maybe my bar will be done by then.

 

[Nickeldeposit]

Ummmm yeah Chuck Norris, isnt he alittle of both? The man can stare you dooooowwwnnn with that red beard and he can high kick ya in the head.

 

[Absolut_Ninja]

Most ninjas I know actually do brew their own....
or enjoy smuggled imports.

And then beat each other up after couple then a few....

Or so I've heard....

 

[Kittyfeet]

I chose Pirate. They're so great they have their own fest in over here on the left coast.
Where's the Ninja fest? Yeah, they don't have one.
I guess Ninjas just aren't cool enough.

Saw a rofl-worthy bumper sticker the other day:
To Err is Human, To Arrr is Pirate

 

[bluehouse]

Ninja's learn self control. Pirates learn to control others and have absolutely no self control. I choose Pirate. besides rum is better than sake.

 

[Denny's Evil Concoctions]

I prefer being a ninja pirate zombie vampire. It's the best of all worlds.

 

[Absolut_Ninja]

I chose Pirate. They're so great they have their own fest in over here on the left coast.
Where's the Ninja fest? Yeah, they don't have one.
I guess Ninjas just aren't cool enough.

Saw a rofl-worthy bumper sticker the other day:
To Err is Human, To Arrr is Pirate

BUJINKAN BUYU SEMINAR WEST

look harder

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2009/apr/08/somali-pirates-ship-hijack

this is what a real pirate looks like

 

[Kittyfeet]

The Bujinkan Buyu Seminar sounds cool, but I kinda meant a Ninja fest where it's not all serious folks doing serious things with a serious face on. The Pirate fest is a bunch of hooligans with funny accents having fun and taking too many trips to the beer garden.

 

[svudah]

I lived with a computer science major in college who designed a game that was titled "Pirates vs. Ninjas." It would be a great way to settle this debate