My God...

[MoPhunk]

I am able to drink both of my first 2 batches of home brew. The only problem is the green mist that keeps evacuating my lower torso.

SWMBO is not very happy.

 

[likwidbliss]

+1 on the green mist. Tell the SWMBO "This too shall pass!"

 

[pikledbill]

see: https://www.homebrewtalk.com/f14/beer-intestinal-gas-135066/

 

[OldJack]

I just read the thread referenced above. Gotta tell you I was laughing out loud. In my sick mind, it's just another benefit to brewing at home ! Can't wait til I can drink my 1st batch....gonna be fun at work !!

 

[FatherJack]

I find the green mist generator also makes for emissions at the higher altitude of my physique as well (aka, more frequent/stronger burps).

 

[K5MOW]

I am able to drink both of my first 2 batches of home brew. The only problem is the green mist that keeps evacuating my lower torso.

SWMBO is not very happy.

Sorry I an new what do you mean by the green mist?

Roger

 

[buffalobrewer]

lets just say the lower gastrointestinal tract needs some adjusting to drinking beer with live yeast. Part of the adjustment is venting..... aka: beer farts. really, really, really god awful beer farts.

 

[Blue_Monkey]

Homebrew parties must be a blast!

 

[birvine]

Does this call for another acronym... GMF? Green Mist F@@@s?

 

[ultravista]

how about SMOG (serious malt off gassing)?

 

[undrtker66]

oh goodie.....can't wait to start drinkin mine then......i love to blow GFM's in SWMO's direction......

 

[buffalobrewer]

just remember to blame it on the dog.

 

[Hockeyhunter99]

just remember to blame it on the dog.

or the children's diaper. works for me.

 

[undrtker66]

just remember to blame it on the dog.

oh no....i am proud of them and own up to every one of them.....

 

[r8rphan]

Sorry I an new what do you mean by the green mist?

laughed and spit up some coffee....

 

[r8rphan]

I only experience that anymore if I overindulge... Not too stinky, but definitely noisy (the sophomoric kid in me enjoys that part)!

In some parts of the world, that's considered a compliment to the chef... and since I'm the chef in this case, I accept the compliment I give myself! (Oh wait... I think that's belching!.. Oh well, close enough)

 

[LiquidLunch5211]

You guys are too funny. I have about a week to go before I get to try my first batch. I will start to prepare the wife now!

 

[Bensiff]

oh goodie.....can't wait to start drinkin mine then......i love to blow GFM's in SWMO's direction......

There was a comedian a long time ago talking about handling such situations in bed...let it reside and age like a fine wine, do the wave to get both of you, or better yet give her the dunk and see how long it takes her under the sheets to start hitting you

 

[Houblon]

My wife was telling me about her co-workers having a Gas war during break, 1 guy strained so hard he crapped his pants. Grown men (50-60yr) playing "pull my finger"

 

[r8rphan]

My wife was telling me about her co-workers having a Gas war during break, 1 guy strained so hard he crapped his pants. Grown men (50-60yr) playing "pull my finger"

That's going to extremes to get off early!

 

[woodstone]

My wife was telling me about her co-workers having a Gas war during break, 1 guy strained so hard he crapped his pants. Grown men (50-60yr) playing "pull my finger"

Sorry, .

...from the Bucket List, one of my favorite quotes (and I won't tell you why)..."Can't trust my f@rts"!

 

[nos33]

so this is why i have a lot of gas lately. SWMBO is starting to question my health. so now I know. and "Knowing is Half the Battle"

 

[smokewater]

This should be fun. I was in the grocery store once and cut one. The lady in the cart behind me started yelling at her kid. She thought he shat his pants.

 

[Valcarde]

After a bottle or two of apfelwein, I sometimes get a little noisy. My kid thinks it's hilarious though, when I echo through the house...

 

[350_Malibu]

I concur with everyone. I fart like no tomorrow, in bed ~2-3am they start coming, and coming STRONG. My wife yells at me to keep my ass shut, but I just keep the ripping going. She likes it, just doesn't admit it.

Now the farts are fine, but I wonder if there's a way to ward off the uncontrollable urge to take a massive dump first thing in the morning? I get yelled at for that too, filling the entire bathroom with green mist that eventually makes it's way into the rest of the house. That's when the **** hits the planetary fan! Oh well, just have another home brew and go about my day.

 

[Houblon]

Sorry, .

...from the Bucket List, one of my favorite quotes (and I won't tell you why)..."Can't trust my f@rts"!

Ha, my buddy playing tough guy decided to drink the yeast from every bottle and then wondered why he had the trotts the next morning

 

[Hannable1975]

I swear I'm going to start a collection thread of all the homebrew farts threads - they always make me laugh!

 

[r8rphan]

i she likes it, just doesn't admit it.

roflmao

 

[flabyboy]

this is just temporary, right??

 

[r8rphan]

this is just temporary, right??

Kinda sorta.... Your tolerance to the yeast should get better.. But there is always a point of indulgence that will have the desired effect!