azscoob
Brewpub coming soon!
I could have sworn it was in the starwars spoof movie, DAMN IT!!
Dogma!
Inconceivable!
Pink Panther?
"Oh this young man has had a very trying rookie season, with the litigation, the notoriety, his subsequent deportation to Canada and that country's refusal to accept him...well, I guess that's more than most 21-year-olds can handle... Ogie Ogilthorpe!"
Slap Shot
"Gee, I'm really sorry your mom blew up, Ricky, guess she won't be able to eat any spicy foods for awhile."
Better off dead
"You and your mom are just a couple of hillbillys. You are in a house of learned doctors."
"You aint no doctor, you are just a curly headed ****!"
"Kitties shouldn't smell like cigarettes, they should smell like kitties"
Trailer Park Boys: The Movie
"Running's not a plan! Running's what you do, once a plan fails!"
Tremors
"The major always preferred a good scrap to your yammer!"
Hooligans I THINK....
I refer to my last post...
"How does it feel to know you're gonna spend the rest of your life in pain? The rest of your life is about a minute and a half"
Death Race
And it's not Hooligan's.
I know you came up with it but the quote is in Hooligan's. I don't know what else it would be in. He got it right even if it wasn't what you were thinking of. It is your turn for another quote.
Apparently it's in Hooligan's and Green Street Hooligan's, my bad.
"I may be a virgin, but I can still f*** you up!"
40 Year Old Virgin
"Jesus Christ, doesn't anybody fu**in' knock anymore?"
"Aaaaaaaand theeeeeeeeeen?"
Dude Where's My Car
guy: You know something Joan, if you didn't have a p***y there'd be a bounty on your head.
girl: And you are a schizophrenic, psychopathic, maladjusted social misfit who is clearly in the middle of a very deep homosexual panic.
guy: So you want to dance or what?
Bill's and Tedd's Bogus Journey."Dude, there's no way I can possibly do infinity push-ups."
"Maybe if he lets us do them girly-style."
Bill's and Tedd's Bogus Journey.
"Nice beaver!"
"Thank you, I just had it stuffed".
Naked Gun
"Forget about the ****ing toe!"
The Big Lebowski
"LOOOOOOVE BROKERS!
Night Shift
Penelope: I go to Oral Roberts.
Juan Castillo: Oral Roberts? Is that like Anal Johnson? Because I have done that a few times. Or was it Dirty Sanchez? Yes. It was that.
Club Dread
"Gentlemen... start your boners. "
Bachelor Party
"Pa'sa tah ono caulky malia. Ee youngee d'emperolo teesaw. Twa spastika awahl no. Yanee dah poo noo."