Men who sit to pee

[Venari]

How do you go back to front? You'd need a U shaped arm for that.

 

[FloppyKnockers]

Always go front to back. You never sweep dirt into the kitchen.

 

[Natdavis777]

Always go front to back. You never sweep dirt into the kitchen.

Word

 

[slym2none]

Why do I keep looking in on this thread?

AND IT'S ALL MY FAULT AT THIS POINT...

 

[cannman]

So, how many more posts before we start discussing butt-wiping techniques?

 

[Gavin C]

How do you go back to front? You'd need a U shaped arm for that.

Don't y'all use a honey-bucket up there for all the 1's and too's. I'm guessing that eliminates any and all splashing.

Or is that just in the fall-summer period?

Eh?

 

[SnakeRidge]

Why do I keep looking in on this thread?

AND IT'S ALL MY FAULT AT THIS POINT...

Well, tell everybody where your bleeder valve is located at.

 

[Ozarks Mountain Brewery]

How long can a pee thread last lol, I guess that something we all have in common, time for More Beer

 

[Natdavis777]

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[cannman]

I just peed.

For the record, I started standing, and for good measure, finished sitting.

 

[Ozarks Mountain Brewery]

I just peed.

For the record, I started standing, and for good measure, finished sitting.

to drunk to finish lol

 

[slym2none]

I just peed.

For the record, I started standing, and for good measure, finished sitting.

Kudos if you never stopped peeing while transitioning.

Extra kudos if you didn't make a mess whilst doing the above.

 

[cannman]

Kudos if you never stopped peeing while transitioning.

Extra kudos if you didn't make a mess whilst doing the above.

I was able to stop mid stream... went from standing to sit position is probably 0.2 seconds... I advise that most not try this in their own home but somebody else's.

 

[The_Bishop]

Mental note: Never invite Cannman over.

 

[cannman]

Mental note: Never invite Cannman over.

Don't worry. I'm considerate.

 

[chisena]

Full blown poop and peep thread. Awesome...

 

[harleybug88]

Well, s**t! That pisses me off...

Translation: Pee and poop thread.

 

[mattdc26]

middle of the night-sit
drunk-sit
need some alone time-sit
just because-sit
all other times-what ever i please

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

There are some parameters here that are not being discussed. If I were hung like a horse, I would go into any public toilet, pee standing up while swinging that thing around like a cat-o-nine-tails.

Average guy? it's optional. Stand up, sit down, who cares? Nothing to prove, nothing to be embarrassed about........To pee? or not to pee? That is the question. Whether it is nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous STDs etc......

 

[Tin4]

There are some parameters here that are not being discussed. If I were hung like a horse, I would go into any public toilet, pee standing up while swinging that thing around like a cat-o-nine-tails.

Average guy? it's optional. Stand up, sit down, who cares? Nothing to prove, nothing to be embarrassed about........To pee? or not to pee? That is the question. Whether it is nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous STDs etc......

Ever have your friend dip into the water? It's gross. Good point.

 

[slym2none]

Ever have your friend dip into the water?

Only when I pee off the side of a bridge.

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

It takes a real man to wear pink.
It takes a real man to admit he sits when he pees

I sit to pee while wearing a pink easter bunny suit.

I'm a real man, deal with it.

 

[iijakii]

Only when I pee off the side of a bridge.

Everytime I run into my boss at the urinals he makes the same joke -- "Water sure is cold today!"

Still funny.

 

[Hemidoc]

I feel like I get a better evacuation standing. But at night no lights sitting. Just gotta remember to not leave the plunger in the bowl.

 

[cannman]

I feel like I get a better evacuation standing. But at night no lights sitting. Just gotta remember to not leave the plunger in the bowl.

Best flatulence release somewhere at 75% sitting position.:rockin:

 

[Inkleg]

Everytime I run into my boss at the urinals he makes the same joke -- "Water sure is cold today!"

Still funny.

Your automatic response should be....."and deep too"!

 

[cannman]

Your automatic response should be....."and deep too"!

This is the stuff they don't teach you in business school...

 

[1977Brewer]

This is the stuff they don't teach you in business school...

They do, but only if you go Skull & Bones.

 

[paulthenurse]

It takes a real man to wear pink.
It takes a real man to admit he sits when he pees

I sit to pee while wearing a pink easter bunny suit.

I'm a real man, deal with it.

Gnomie, meet the_bird

bird, meet Gnomie.

You two will probably get along famously.

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[hunter_le five]

Does buttpee count? Because I've been sitting for that all day today.