Men who sit to pee

[Psylocide]

Anyone play Prussian Poulette?

Leave it out of the bowl when you're taking a **** and try not to piss on your pants/shoes/ankles.

 

[Chris_Primavera]

271 (now 272) posts

Really?

On a brewing / food message board?

Really?

 

[drainbamage]

271 (now 272) posts

Really?

On a brewing / food message board?

Really?

Are you new here?

There have been threads about much less, that have gone on for much longer.

 

[Melana]

Are you new here?

There have been threads about much less, that have gone on for much longer.

He is new here. Really.

We all need our entertainment. This is in the 'General Chit Chat' section and not in the brewing section of the forum.

 

[Inkleg]

Now if it were to read
"Men who sit to pee then use the toilet water to brew beer", then I might understand his concern.

 

[Natdavis777]

Anyone play Prussian Poulette?

Leave it out of the bowl when you're taking a **** and try not to piss on your pants/shoes/ankles.

Hahaha that is awesome!

We have opposing bathrooms at work, once in awhile, Battlesh*ts takes place.

 

[chisena]

If you get dizzy when you stand up you need to start exercising.

 

[Melana]

If you get dizzy when you stand up you need to start exercising.

While peeing?

 

[Flboy]

Sitter at home!

 

[Flboy]

If you get dizzy when you stand up you need to start exercising.

Naw, grab another beer!

 

[drainbamage]

While peeing?

Kegels, maybe?

 

[kombat]

If you get dizzy when you stand up you need to start exercising.

It could just be low blood pressure.

I run 4-5 times a week. Afterwards, I stretch, including keeping my legs straight while bending at the waist, trying to touch my fingertips to the ground, to stretch my hamstrings. After holding that stretch for a minute or so, if I were to quickly just straighten back up, I'll get the symptoms of being about to pass out (light-headed, ears ringing, vision going white, hearing fading out) for a few seconds until I catch my balance and the blood returns to my brain. So I straighten up slowly.

 

[gstojk]

You definitely eliminate better by standing up. I learned this from passing kidney stones. Don't know what the long term implications are, but that's why God gave us hose. Don't mess with nature. http://cdn.homebrewtalk.com/images/smilies/n045.gif

 

[BungBrewing]

I've remodeled 2 bathrooms that required total tear outs to remove the smell of urine caused by splashing, poor aim, etc.

This thread bring back memories as a young child of a sign in the bathroom in the small engine repair shop in my home town in South Dakota... Words marked with apostrophes (*) have been censored form the original quote.

"Anyone can *pee* on the floor... Be a hero and *poop* on the ceiling..."

(That makes me giggle every time I remember it. I guess I'm immature...)

 

[jhoneycutt]

Sometimes I sit and pull out my phone to start posting on here or play a game... Oh, its one of those bathroom breaks.

I poop at least 5 times a day, if I go to a festival where theres street food and I'm eating non-stop for 3-4 hours the next day I'll sometimes touch the double digits.

Glad im not the only one. 3 ti.es a day minimum.

 

[kombat]

Glad im not the only one. 3 times a day minimum.

Good grief, how do you guys get anything done? I'm a one-a-day-er, and I've adjusted my schedule to get the deed done fairly early in the morning, so it doesn't become a factor during any other activities planned for the day.

3 times a day?

5 times a day? That's can't be healthy, right? Isn't that indicative of either a horrible diet, or some sort of GI problem?

 

[ArkotRamathorn]

Good grief, how do you guys get anything done? I'm a one-a-day-er, and I've adjusted my schedule to get the deed done fairly early in the morning, so it doesn't become a factor during any other activities planned for the day.

3 times a day?

5 times a day? That's can't be healthy, right? Isn't that indicative of either a horrible diet, or some sort of GI problem?

It would be a problem if there was some unexplainable reason for having to poop literally all the time. I generally eat 4-5 meals a day with snacks in between, I'm not going to say I eat clean but I am usually constantly eating every 2 hours or so, and its not like its McDonalds and Taco Bell for every meal (I try to eat at least a couple vegetarian meals a week if not 1-2 every day). Edit: I won't say I was never concerned about my very active colon, I've asked dieticians and such and they say its not out of the ordinary and I don't exhibit any of the other symptoms of conditions related the overly poopy.

Lots of fiber, and the continuous food intake. If you keep putting food on the conveyor belt you're going to keep getting poop out the other side.

 

[Venari]

Lots of fiber, and the continuous food intake. If you keep putting food on the conveyor belt you're going to keep getting poop out the other side.

I've always pooped about once every two (sometimes three) days.

I never feel bloated or constipated or whatever. It's a fairly quick affair, too. Sit, push, wipe, wash hands, and off you go. How do people find time to read more than the headline on a paper before they're done?

I do eat a lot, too. Too much, I think, since I think I might soon need a mirror to see my best bud. (Perhaps I can use my work-place gym? But i'm sooo lazy )

 

[harleybug88]

A peeing thread has now turned into a pooping thread.

 

[ArkotRamathorn]

I've always pooped about once every two (sometimes three) days.

I never feel bloated or constipated or whatever. It's a fairly quick affair, too. Sit, push, wipe, wash hands, and off you go. How do people find time to read more than the headline on a paper before they're done?

I do eat a lot, too. Too much, I think, since I think I might soon need a mirror to see my best bud. (Perhaps I can use my work-place gym? But i'm sooo lazy )

As SWMBO says, I have an concrete culvert for a digestive tract, nothing stops it. We have a friend who will come over for wine and cheese parties, I'll usually down about 1 to 1 1/2lbs of cheese, SWMBO and friend won't poop for like 2 days, business as usual for me (never understood how cheese stops some people up).

 

[BungBrewing]

A peeing thread has now turned into a pooping thread.

You just gotta love Home Brew Talk...

 

[Natdavis777]

A peeing thread has now turned into a pooping thread.

Fun story. I just took a huge smash after lunch. Told one of our nurses that there was some "graffiti" on the bathroom wall with her name on it (where she knew I just spent 15 min of my time)....

She totally went and looked

 

[Melana]

A peeing thread has now turned into a pooping thread.

That's a load of crap.

 

[Venari]

As SWMBO says, I have an concrete culvert for a digestive tract, nothing stops it. We have a friend who will come over for wine and cheese parties, I'll usually down about 1 to 1 1/2lbs of cheese, SWMBO and friend won't poop for like 2 days, business as usual for me (never understood how cheese stops some people up).

All I know is that cheese has the OPPOSITE effect on me, since it has milk protiens in it. There's a place in Ottawa called Ogilvie's pizza, and I absolutely LOVE their pizza. They put a lot of cheese on it, and after that I'm suck to the john for the night.

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

... and after that I'm suck to the john for the night.

I'd avoid ordering anything named the duece bigalow.

 

[JC_Brewer]

Wait...I've been doing it wrong?

 

[harleybug88]

Is he holding the door shut or is he just doing push-ups?

 

[kaCHUNK]

Once shot the gap when taking a middle of the night piss with a semirection. Nothing like wet drawers to wake you up in a hurry.

Funniest thing I've seen all day

 

[FloppyKnockers]

Is he holding the door shut or is he doing push-ups?

Yes.

 

[Venari]

I'd avoid ordering anything named the duece bigalow.

Usually I"M the one finding dirty things in other people's phrasing!
lol