Men who sit to pee

[W0GWT]

When I lived in Germany with my extended family, it was expects that you'd sit while peeing. (Bitte im sitzen pinkeln).

Now, no. I am militantly against it because they were such a-holes about it.

 

[paulthenurse]

I have to admit that I'm curious how your German family knew whether you sat or stood.

 

[betarhoalphadelta]

I have to admit that I'm curious how your German family knew whether you sat or stood.

From the splatter, of course.

 

[ScrewyBrewer]

How else can you get urine soaked leg hair and toes at the beach if you're sitting down to go?

 

[soccerdad]

From the splatter, of course.

Isn't there supposed to be an umlaut over the a in splatter ?

 

[1977Brewer]

From ze splätter, off course.

Like that.

 

[Billy-Klubb]

sometimes I sit to pee. when I have butt pee. the angry brown urine.

 

[cannman]

Nothing says "butt pee" like a good enema. Who's with me!?!

 

[paulthenurse]

Speaking as a health care professional... What he^^^ said. But the smart ICU nurse puts a tube up every possible source of drainage and avoids the whole 'splatter' matter.

 

[Homercidal]

Isn't there supposed to be an umlaut over the a in splatter ?

Der Spritzen.

Ze Splätter resembles French more than German. German noun would be led by Das, Der, Den or Die.

You may be thinking of Sie, which is used to indicate a person. It's used like "you".

 

[Kee]

How about just modulating the flow when you go (standing up). It's peeing, not batch sparging.

 

[iijakii]

ow

 

[LAHammer]

How about just modulating the flow when you go (standing up). It's peeing, not batch sparging.

When you get old enough, it's self modulating.

 

[cannman]

Anyone start the "Women who stand to pee" thread yet?

 

[Natdavis777]

Speaking of sitting to pee, I had some loose booty today after some jalapeno poppers with ghost chile extract and a good helping of beer, so it was liquid # dos... I like to shut the door and let everything linger until the first victim arrives.

 

[slym2none]

TMI, man... wayyy TMI...

 

[chisena]

90% of the time I pee outside. Never tried to sit while peeing outside. Only inside in the middle of the night when I don't want to turn on the light I will sit to pee.

Exactly. It's all about the middle of the night and not turning on lights. Otherwise I erect when I pee.

See what I did there?? [emoji52]

 

[chisena]

90% of the time I pee outside. Never tried to sit while peeing outside. Only inside in the middle of the night when I don't want to turn on the light I will sit to pee.

Exactly. It's all about the middle of the night and not turning on lights. Otherwise I'm erect when I pee.

See what I did there?? [emoji52]

 

[chisena]

90% of the time I pee outside. Never tried to sit while peeing outside. Only inside in the middle of the night when I don't want to turn on the light I will sit to pee.

Exactly. It's all about the middle of the night and not turning on lights. Otherwise I'm upright when I pee. [emoji57]

 

[cannman]

Speaking of sitting to pee, I had some loose booty today after some jalapeno poppers with ghost chile extract and a good helping of beer, so it was liquid # dos... I like to shut the door and let everything linger until the first victim arrives.

Well done.

 

[chisena]

90% of the time I pee outside. Never tried to sit while peeing outside. Only inside in the middle of the night when I don't want to turn on the light I will sit to pee.

Exactly. It's all about the middle of the night and not turning on lights. Otherwise I'm upright when I pee. [emoji57]

 

[chisena]

Though I despise pooping in public bathrooms, back when I worked in an office, I pooped in there twice a day. I would grab my phone and ipod (no smart phones then) and take a 45 min break listening to music, texting my buddies and dropping a deuce. Nothing like pooping on the clock.



About a month ago, my "avoidance of sitting on public toilets" streak ended. I had to poop on a plane...it was miserable.

I can't stand those people that camp out in the stalls at work when I'm standing out there with a turtle head pokin' ewt!

 

[cannman]

To all of you who have fear of the public bowl, please drink this before work: Dieter's Drink - For Men & Women, 12 bags,(Cali Girl Brand) https://www.amazon.com/dp/B002REMUZA/?tag=skimlinks_replacement-20

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[LAHammer]

Much of my peeing is directly related to this hobby and I will never sit out of respect for the last vision of that great beer that I created and enjoyed.

 

[Kent88]

I thought I'd seen a ridiculous post when some dude asked if anyone "rolled a dubb of hops" (did I spell that right?) and I trolled him by telling him that it was a home remedy for having lethargic swimmers.

This one tops that. Wow, simultaneously the most disturbing and hilarious topic I've seen on here.

 

[Bilsch]

I was sort of thinking "men who sit" might be a contradiction in terms?

 

[SnakeRidge]

Much of my peeing is directly related to this hobby and I will never sit out of respect for the last vision of that great beer that I created and enjoyed.

Exactly. I often place my hand over my heart and end with a crisp salute. "Fare thee well, brave one, for your work is done"

 

[Natdavis777]

Exactly. It's all about the middle of the night and not turning on lights. Otherwise I'm upright when I pee. [emoji57]

Middle of the night pisses are no joke. I know of more than one person from work that has passed out (maybe they vagaled) while taking a leak in the middle of the night and suffered the consequences. One ended up busting out his two from teeth and now they are implants.

So when in doubt, let the stream flow naturally, or use two hands on the wall... If this isnt feasible, suck it up and sit.

 

[WeirdScience]

ego aside i see no benefits to standing when peeing, been sitting for 3 years now.

no mess and more comfort. besides my piss always streamed out like a 5 headed hydra puking. #dickissues

oh yea, feet prompted up when pooping. winning.

 

[Jaybird]

ego aside i see no benefits to standing when peeing, been sitting for 3 years now.

no mess and more comfort. besides my piss always streamed out like a 5 headed hydra puking. #dickissues

oh yea, feet prompted up when pooping. winning.

LMMFAO!!!!!

Cheers
Jay