Men who sit to pee

[Hophunter]

I was reading another thread here where this topic was brought up. The general consensus was that it makes you less of a man to sit. I call B.S. I am proud to say that at home, I sit. I dare any of you standers to wipe the wall or vanity adjacent to the toilet with a damp paper towel. Urine splashes everywhere.

In public restrooms and outside I'll stand. But at home, the rule is to sit. The reason for this is that I've remodeled 2 bathrooms that required total tear outs to remove the smell of urine caused by splashing, poor aim, etc.

Are there any fellow hbt males out there willing to publicly admit to sitting?

 

[agrazela]

Hard to post with only one hand. Just sayin'

 

[b-boy]

No, but thanks for the graphic description of your urine soaked bathroom.

 

[passedpawn]

OK, is this Hophunters wife posting?

BUSTED!

 

[Brewskey]

I used to work with a couple squatters.

 

[Gavin C]

No! There's no way I'm going to publicly admit doing it. Sorry OP.

 

[churst]

Guilty... It's 1 vs 4 in my house (male v female). I gave up worrying abt it...

 

[hockeybrewer]

Of course i sit, how else will i play clash of clans......

 

[Hophunter]

OK, is this Hophunters wife posting?

BUSTED!

Nope. Although the wife does appreciate the courtesy.

My step father-in-law agrees with my position on the subject and is far from being a girly man.

As for urine soaked bathroom, they were that way when the houses were bought and are no longer. Fn disgusting.

 

[CaptBrew8386]

In my own home, sit down every time. Everywhere else, stand.

No shame in it at all. Anyone who says they don't is usually lying, haha

 

[chisena]

At home. Middle of night. Half asleep. SIT...

 

[lumpher]

Depends on how drunk I am, really. If I can see, I can stand... Or vice versa...

 

[fibonaccisquared]

Whole-heartedly agree. At my house, I'm sitting, IDGAF. In public, stand. People who say otherwise are lying or awfully insecure.

 

[thekraken]

Anyone who says they don't is usually lying, haha

Lol, What ever you have to tell your self I suppose...

I can't keep silent any longer. You guys have shower heads for wangs or something!?!? What's the deal? Why can't you keep it in the commode?

I have heard of men being forced to squat not by their own free will but by a crazy lady in the house. To do it of their own free will is just unnatural! I can't help but think you guys are suffering from some kind of stockholm syndrome. Good luck brothers, and stay strong!

 

[k1ngl1ves]

At home. Middle of night. Half asleep. SIT...

Yep. I don't even turn on the lights. Lol!

In every other instance, my aim is immaculate. I've been playing with that thing long enough to know how to use it...

 

[CaptBrew8386]

Haha, I'm not ashamed and it certainly doesn't make me any less of a man.

 

[wardens355]

Sometimes it's nice to sit down if you have a hunch that you may end up dropping the kids off at the pool.

 

[kaconga]

Sometimes I sit and sometimes I stand. Mostly I just do whatever I feel like and don't give a damn about it. I didn't even consider that my manhood might be in question because I might sit to pee once in a while. But I really encourage all who stand to make sure you AIM that thing. My son will just let loose and I am constantly griping for him to get a hand on the situation.

 

[CaptBrew8386]

It's also quite comfortable on the toilet. The seat is slightly lower than a chair and takes the weight off my legs. At 6'4", 250lbs...toilet time is a time to relax.

 

[Jcruse]

Sometimes I sit and sometimes I stand. Mostly I just do whatever I feel like and don't give a damn about it. I didn't even consider that my manhood might be in question because I might sit to pee once in a while. But I really encourage all who stand to make sure you AIM that thing. My son will just let loose and I am constantly griping for him to get a hand on the situation.

You named your son's penis, "The Situation"?

 

[hezagenius]

I need to stand. How else are you supposed to write your name in cursive using the stream?

 

[nthammer]

wow im surprised. unless its a #2 im ALWAYS standing...if its too dark turn a light on and close one eye.

needed to post this just because of the overwhelming number of guys saying they sit, girls sit. j/s

 

[Dixon9717]

90% of the time I pee outside. Never tried to sit while peeing outside. Only inside in the middle of the night when I don't want to turn on the light I will sit to pee.

 

[Michigan_Wolfman]

Reads the title of the thread......Good lord I'm in the WEIRD part of the forum again....

 

[Mer-man]

Whole-heartedly agree. At my house, I'm sitting, IDGAF. In public, stand. People who say otherwise are lying or awfully insecure.

Or they never have to clean the toilet.

 

[m1k3]

Sometimes it's nice to sit down if you have a hunch that you may end up dropping the kids off at the pool.

Sometimes I go for the three point conversion.

 

[Homercidal]

Sometimes I go for the three point conversion.

M... kay...


I try to stand as often as possible. That water is cold!

 

[hunter_le five]

Sure, and sometimes I stand to poop.

 

[Komodo]

Sure, and sometimes I stand to poop.

That's just awesome. On the rim? Do you make B-17 noises?

 

[Psylocide]

I'm usually drinking beer while peeing... so, I stand.

God/Vishnu/Ankou gave us this wonderful gift and you're going to turn your cheek(s) to it?

Blasphemy.