Men who sit to pee

[GilaMinumBeer]

at home. Middle of night. Half asleep. Pee in shower...

ftfy.

 

[ArkotRamathorn]

In the basement, SWMBO or guest using bathroom upstairs. Part drunk, use the utility sink by the washer and dryer.

Standing is one of those things I hate most in the world, sitting is vastly superior to standing. End of story.

 

[jaydlaw]

i stand, and leave the seat up, purposely. I figure the women folk can look before they sit! i have to look to make sure the seat is up!

 

[LAHammer]

M... kay...


I try to stand as often as possible. That water is cold!

Deep, too!

 

[BrewerBrad82]

In the basement, SWMBO or guest using bathroom upstairs. Part drunk, use the utility sink by the washer and dryer.

Standing is one of those things I hate most in the world, sitting is vastly superior to standing. End of story.

Wait...... you sit in the utility sink to do the #1???

I often utilize the utility sink in the basement (standing up), which is connected to the garage which houses the brewery. The motto at my place is "From grain to drain"

 

[fantomlord]

Sometimes it's nice to sit down if you have a hunch that you may end up dropping the kids off at the pool.

so, you don't know whether you're gonna poop or not until it happens?

 

[paulthenurse]

You sort of need to sit to drop an upper decker.

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[GilaMinumBeer]

At first, I thought this was discussion thread about an upcoming sequel to "Men Who Stare At Goats".

 

[ArkotRamathorn]

so, you don't know whether you're gonna poop or not until it happens?

Sometimes I sit and pull out my phone to start posting on here or play a game... Oh, its one of those bathroom breaks.

I poop at least 5 times a day, if I go to a festival where theres street food and I'm eating non-stop for 3-4 hours the next day I'll sometimes touch the double digits.

 

[wardens355]

so, you don't know whether you're gonna poop or not until it happens?

Sometimes I am on the fence. Sometimes I need an excuse to take a break from work and read a book. Sometimes I think it's just flatulence, but it's a little something extra. Sometimes I just need to relax and get off my feet.

I will say that if you enter a stall to micturate, either lift the f*%#%^ seat, or pee sitting down.

 

[Psylocide]

Sometimes I am on the fence. Sometimes I need an excuse to take a break from work and read a book. Sometimes I think it's just flatulence, but it's a little something extra. Sometimes I just need to relax and get off my feet.

I will say that if you enter a stall to micturate, either lift the f*%#%^ seat, or pee sitting down.

If you're one of those gross people that poop in public, you deserve to wipe my drops off the seat before you sit down.

 

[wardens355]

If you're one of those gross people that poop in public, you deserve to wipe my drops off the seat before you sit down.

You are the bane of my existence, Mr. Spray-Nozzle, otherwise referred to as He-Who-Cannot-Aim.

 

[drainbamage]

If you're one of those gross people that poop in public, you deserve to wipe my drops off the seat before you sit down.

You pee all over the seat on purpose, don't you?

 

[ArkotRamathorn]

You are the bane of my existence, Mr. Spray-Nozzle, otherwise referred to as He-Who-Cannot-Aim.

As much as this makes me wish I was a serial killer, its not as bad as some of the stories I've heard about women's bathrooms with poop smear/period blood on the toilet seats.

Also whats wrong with public bathroom poopers? When you gotta poop, you gotta poop.

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

Also whats wrong with public bathroom poopers? When you gotta poop, you gotta poop.

Apparently, he won't stand for it.

(badump, ting!)

 

[Psylocide]

As much as this makes me wish I was a serial killer, its not as bad as some of the stories I've heard about women's bathrooms with poop smear/period blood on the toilet seats.

Also whats wrong with public bathroom poopers? When you gotta poop, you gotta poop.

Excellent planning on my part has resulted in going ~7 years without crapping in a public bathroom like a savage.

 

[wardens355]

As much as this makes me wish I was a serial killer, its not as bad as some of the stories I've heard about women's bathrooms with poop smear/period blood on the toilet seats.

Also whats wrong with public bathroom poopers? When you gotta poop, you gotta poop.

I poop in most public bathrooms, the notable exception being music festival port-o-johns. They are hot, covered in urine, smell disgusting, often have fecal matter smeared hither-tither, and the worst ones are full up as to be threatening contact with one's manhood. Music festivals require strategic pooping strategies, which will be the topic of my next self-help guide. There are many public restrooms that are actually quite pleasant, especially the dedicated single-users with sink. One at my work is actually quite amusing, because they decided to put a sign in it saying "Is the person next to you washing their hands". It's a single, so I assume they planned it to be a location for intra-office romance.

 

[Fedora]

Ya'll make sure to wipe from front to back. Don't wanna get a bladder infection.

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

Excellent planning on my part has resulted in going ~7 years without crapping in a public bathroom like a savage.

9 hours a day, at least 5 days a week, and you've not pooped at work in 7 years?

 

[Psylocide]

9 hours a day, at least 5 days a week, and you've not pooped at work in 7 years?

No sir. I go home for lunch every day... 7 min commute.

 

[Jcruse]

Ya'll make sure to wipe from front to back. Don't wanna get a bladder infection.

It's still early, but I'd say you just won the internet for the day...

 

[Rolsom]

What does it matter how you do it as long as you get it done and enjoy the results?


Ooops, forgot this was not a why don't you brew it this way thread.

 

[firerat]

No sir. I go home for lunch every day... 7 min commute.

Pinching a loaf at work is how I start everyday.

I thought peeing standing up was one of the joys of being a man.

 

[Komodo]

Excellent planning on my part has resulted in going ~7 years without crapping in a public bathroom like a savage.

There's an app for that.

 

[hunter_le five]

Hows about women who stand to pee? We got any of those?

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

Hows about women who stand to pee? We got any of those?

Female Urinal. It really is a thing.

 

[drainbamage]

Hows about women who stand to pee? We got any of those?

Pretty sure I remember Yooper talking about writing her name in the snow once.

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

Pretty sure I remember Yooper talking about writing her name in the snow once.

She used Bobs pen.

 

[Homercidal]

9 hours a day, at least 5 days a week, and you've not pooped at work in 7 years?

I save it up FOR work! It's an easy excuse to get a break in between breaks!

 

[hunter_le five]

I save it up FOR work! It's an easy excuse to get a break in between breaks!

THIS.

If I poop at home, I'm pooping on my own time.

If I poop at work, I'm being PAID to poop.