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Craig5_12
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As long as this has turned into a nightmare thread.....I've got two whammies.
1) Woke up with a major hangover the morning after we threw a kegger to find my roomate offering up the last of the keg...for a "hair-o-the-dog". My roomate did an excellent job of holding his laughter back until after I had a few swigs....needless to say I knew something was wrong. This is when he fessed up that what I was drinking was the remnants of all the keg cups he had found lying around the house that morning......bastidge!!!
2) Camped at a lake one summer and brought a keg along to help quench the 110F heat. After getting pretty tipsy out on the jet boat we make a stop by camp to get some water and hydrate a little bit. Upon walking into camp a notice someone has already poured a nice big cup of water, ice cubes and all. In my partially dehydrated and not so sober state I pick up the water and start chugging it down....after about 1/2 the glass I notice that the "water" tastes just like the blue 100 proof bottle of Smirnoff sitting on the table....needless to say, that was the end of my day! Who puts THAT much vodka on ice? .....more roomates of course.....
1) Woke up with a major hangover the morning after we threw a kegger to find my roomate offering up the last of the keg...for a "hair-o-the-dog". My roomate did an excellent job of holding his laughter back until after I had a few swigs....needless to say I knew something was wrong. This is when he fessed up that what I was drinking was the remnants of all the keg cups he had found lying around the house that morning......bastidge!!!
2) Camped at a lake one summer and brought a keg along to help quench the 110F heat. After getting pretty tipsy out on the jet boat we make a stop by camp to get some water and hydrate a little bit. Upon walking into camp a notice someone has already poured a nice big cup of water, ice cubes and all. In my partially dehydrated and not so sober state I pick up the water and start chugging it down....after about 1/2 the glass I notice that the "water" tastes just like the blue 100 proof bottle of Smirnoff sitting on the table....needless to say, that was the end of my day! Who puts THAT much vodka on ice? .....more roomates of course.....
Buford
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Two things I just remembered:
Back when I was in high school, a buddy of mine went fishing with me one day. He finished drinking a can of Mello Yello and rinsed it out with river water so if it tipped over it wouldn't get sticky soda on the boat. He left some water in the can as a weight so the empty can wouldn't get blown over by the breeze. Later, he yanks a shredded minnow off his hook and replaces it with a fresh one, tossing the old ragged minnow in the can. You can probably figure out where this is going - a few minutes later he absentmindedly reaches for the can and takes a big swig of river water with added fishgut flavoring
Something similar happened to me a few years later, I was over at a friend's place playing some Dance Dance Revolution with other folks. After a while I was parched and really tired (DDR will give you a workout). Me and another friend go over to where there is a pitcher of water sitting out and start gulping it down, figuring it was drinking water since water in jugs was often left out for DDR sessions. It wasn't particularly cold, though... turns out that after drinking half the pitcher we find out that the water in the fishtank in the back of the room was being changed, and that was it :cross:
Back when I was in high school, a buddy of mine went fishing with me one day. He finished drinking a can of Mello Yello and rinsed it out with river water so if it tipped over it wouldn't get sticky soda on the boat. He left some water in the can as a weight so the empty can wouldn't get blown over by the breeze. Later, he yanks a shredded minnow off his hook and replaces it with a fresh one, tossing the old ragged minnow in the can. You can probably figure out where this is going - a few minutes later he absentmindedly reaches for the can and takes a big swig of river water with added fishgut flavoring
Something similar happened to me a few years later, I was over at a friend's place playing some Dance Dance Revolution with other folks. After a while I was parched and really tired (DDR will give you a workout). Me and another friend go over to where there is a pitcher of water sitting out and start gulping it down, figuring it was drinking water since water in jugs was often left out for DDR sessions. It wasn't particularly cold, though... turns out that after drinking half the pitcher we find out that the water in the fishtank in the back of the room was being changed, and that was it :cross:
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