Massachusetts Masstoberfest 2016 Ten years and going strong.

[smurfjuice]

But he's goot if he gets a stuck sparge ... :rockin:

 

[Yooper]

I'll brew. Why not, someone has to make crappy beer, right? But I am not eligible for the Cup, right?

Can I help you brew? Really, I would love to be your brewing assistant. I can watch for boilovers.

 

[Melana]

Can I help you brew? Really, I would love to be your brewing assistant. I can watch for boilovers.

Don't believe her... she'll get drunk and distracted and next thing you know there'll be a huge boilover.

 

[Daddymem]

Oh hey, would you look at that. Darn it, my hairdresser just got an opening that day and I am overdue for my perm...

 

[Melana]

I hear beard perms are the rage....

 

[paulthenurse]

Don't believe her... she'll get drunk and distracted and next thing you know there'll be a huge boilover.

Maybe but think how much fun it will be to watch her lick clean the mess.

 

[Melana]

Oy,

 

[paulthenurse]

Oh no, he's not eligible if he brews.

Before I flex my powers as Mr Masstoberfest and just summarily overrule you I'd like to hear your reasoning for being against repeat winners.

 

[Melana]

Before I flex my powers as Mr Masstoberfest and just summarily overrule you I'd like to hear your reasoning for being against repeat winners.

Stop waving it around and put it away Paulie. My reason is simple.... If telling him that he is not going to get the trophy gets his a$$ to your house to brew on Masstoberfest TELL HIM THAT.
I would love to see Speedy Brewer there this year before the opera also (hopefully not Speedo Brewing).
What about Mort????!!! And the_bird?
None of you wants to see the trainwreck of two 'mature' women brewers actually brewing. It's a man's hobby.

 

[the_bird]

If I come down, I'm brewing. Not spending seven hours in the car just to talk to you ********s. But not sure if I'm coming or not.

 

[Melana]

You know you wanna. It's the highlight of the year!

 

[the_bird]

... if Masstoberfest becomes the best thing that happens to me all year, I'm just going to take all my money out of the bank, cash in the IRA, sell every piece of property I own and start a new life under an assumed identity. Clearly this life is FUBAR.

 

[Melana]

Move to the UP I hear the one day of summer is awesome!

 

[smurfjuice]

Putz.... i will be there, brewing a Jameson stout. might hide down in the
valley wilest i brew ... :beard: ( demmit, need to hit quote )

 

[bob1852]

... if Masstoberfest becomes the best thing that happens to me all year, I'm just going to take all my money out of the bank, cash in the IRA, sell every piece of property I own and start a new life under an assumed identity. Clearly this life is FUBAR.

Good idea. Or just sell it all and buy a new boat.

 

[paulthenurse]

... if Masstoberfest becomes the best thing that happens to me all year, I'm just going to take all my money out of the bank, cash in the IRA, sell every piece of property I own and start a new life under an assumed identity. Clearly this life is FUBAR.

It's kind of like copping a solid squat. Maybe not the highlight of your day but you would be really unhappy if you missed it.

 

[paulthenurse]

Everyone join in to bust Mort's balls... "I don't know, Paul. I'm on a red eye home from Hawaii and I don't get in till almost 1. I'll be pretty tired."

Da fuq? What a 'derogatory term for female genitalia.' He'll be spending a week in Hawaii. Then he comes home. Seated in first class, on the company dime, with hot and cold running stewardesses, reclined, with warm blankets and a couple glasses of white Zinfandel to go with his poi. And he's going to be tired.

What a 'derogatory term for female genitalia.'

 

[Yooper]

If I come down, I'm brewing. Not spending seven hours in the car just to talk to you ********s. But not sure if I'm coming or not.

You better show up! So it's 7 hours in the car. Big deal! I have three hours in the car, plus a 7 hour flight/airport time. Each way. I would miss you so much if you didn't make it.

 

[paulthenurse]

Yooper and the_bird
sitting in a tree
K. I. S.S. I. N. G..
First the mash.
Then the boil.
Then a Smurf in a baby carrage.

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

You're really pulling out the stops trying to get Mr. Yooper to show. That's hilarious.

 

[paulthenurse]

Bob is Sasquatch. He only exists as a life sized cardboard cutout that Yoop positions into certain poses like, with a fish or a canoe paddle. Then she snap the picture and put it on line so people think that Bob really is real.

 

[smurfjuice]

Yooper and the_bird
sitting in a tree
K. I. S.S. I. N. G..
First the mash.
Then the boil.
Then a Smurf in a baby carrage.

Rhymed well ... Smurf inna carriage ... ... :beard:

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

Can I come, puhleeeeez...i can brew

 

[Melana]

Bob is Sasquatch. He only exists as a life sized cardboard cutout that Yoop positions into certain poses like, with a fish or a canoe paddle. Then she snap the picture and put it on line so people think that Bob really is real.

Bob is real. I've met him!

 

[yeager1977]

As far as I know I'm going. Not brewing though

 

[Yooper]

Bob is Sasquatch. He only exists as a life sized cardboard cutout that Yoop positions into certain poses like, with a fish or a canoe paddle. Then she snap the picture and put it on line so people think that Bob really is real.

Yep, you found me out. There is no Bob. I made him up, so that I'm not considered such a pathetic loser that I couldn't get anyone to marry me. Oh, I'm still considered a pathetic loser, I realize, but I can prove that someone has had the poor judgement to partner with me so I'm not a SINGLE pathetic loser anyway.

Melana and I are cooking something special! I have no idea what that is yet, but I can promise you it will be something.

We have to stick to my no-wheat, no-sugar, no-trans fats, no grains, no flavor guidelines. I promise to keep my saliva to myself.

 

[paulthenurse]

I promise to keep my saliva to myself.

I erased my first three attempts to reply to that statement. I think I'll leave it at that.

 

[Melana]

Paulie are you running a grill along with Bertha or just Bertha?

 

[paulthenurse]

I have a grill you're welcome to. I wasn't planning on using it.

 

[Melana]

Gas or charcoal?