I see what you did there.
Massachusetts Masstoberfest 2016 Ten years and going strong.
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smurfjuice
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Let the games begin ... 
I can't wait!
I'm so excited. I just can't hide it.
I'm about to lose control and I think I like it.
Oh, wait. No. That was a song from a 1982 dance at the NCO club when I was in the Army I think.
I drink, you know.
I'm so excited. I just can't hide it.
I'm about to lose control and I think I like it.
Oh, wait. No. That was a song from a 1982 dance at the NCO club when I was in the Army I think.
I drink, you know.
smurfjuice
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Sisters du Point-er.
You drink? Really?
I would attend to give NY pizza making tutorials (the only pizza style worth eating as far as I'm concerned), but I lost my nut cracker at a clam bake. I would need a nut cracker, right?
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Don't fret, the place will be crawling with nutcrackers.
If I attend, can I get a slice of pizza without Yoop's saliva on it this time?
Oh come on... that's the 'special sauce' that helps the grit stick!
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can i get extra saliva?
with or without the pizza?
There is no drooling or saliva around that pizza oven. You might have confused it with dry heaving.
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is that even a question
yes it is a question.
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Please don't feed the animals.
I'll brew. Why not, someone has to make crappy beer, right? But I am not eligible for the Cup, right?
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sure
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and the animal is full
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Why aren't you eligible?
The rules clearly state that "The winner shall be determined by a majority vote of previous winners present on the day of the event, based on their determination that the winner has best exemplified the spirit of Masstoberfest, and/or by any chicanery or bullshi+ maneuvers that Paul may try to pull off in order to stick some unlucky soul with the sobriquet of 'Masstoberfest Cup Winner'."
Where does that say no repeats? You've seen me. Do I look like a guy who has a problem with seconds?
Damn, excepting Dakota pulling a repeat 'Phantom of the Brewhaus' performance I'd say you're the odds on favorite.
(If for no other reason than Yooper punked out of taking the damned thing home last year and the lovely Alice's patience might be tested if I tried to keep the thing in my house for two years in a row.)
Oh no, he's not eligible if he brews.
smurfjuice
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But he's goot if he gets a stuck sparge ... :rockin:
Can I help you brew? Really, I would love to be your brewing assistant. I can watch for boilovers.
Don't believe her... she'll get drunk and distracted and next thing you know there'll be a huge boilover.
Oh hey, would you look at that. Darn it, my hairdresser just got an opening that day and I am overdue for my perm...
I hear beard perms are the rage....
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Before I flex my powers as Mr Masstoberfest and just summarily overrule you I'd like to hear your reasoning for being against repeat winners.
Stop waving it around and put it away Paulie. My reason is simple.... If telling him that he is not going to get the trophy gets his a$$ to your house to brew on Masstoberfest TELL HIM THAT.
I would love to see Speedy Brewer there this year before the opera also (hopefully not Speedo Brewing).
What about Mort????!!! And the_bird?
None of you wants to see the trainwreck of two 'mature' women brewers actually brewing. It's a man's hobby.
If I come down, I'm brewing. Not spending seven hours in the car just to talk to you assclowns. But not sure if I'm coming or not.
You know you wanna. It's the highlight of the year!
... if Masstoberfest becomes the best thing that happens to me all year, I'm just going to take all my money out of the bank, cash in the IRA, sell every piece of property I own and start a new life under an assumed identity. Clearly this life is FUBAR.
Move to the UP I hear the one day of summer is awesome!
smurfjuice
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Putz.... i will be there, brewing a Jameson stout. might hide down in the
valley wilest i brew ... :beard: ( demmit, need to hit quote )
valley wilest i brew ... :beard: ( demmit, need to hit quote )
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Good idea. Or just sell it all and buy a new boat.
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It's kind of like copping a solid squat. Maybe not the highlight of your day but you would be really unhappy if you missed it.
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Everyone join in to bust Mort's balls... "I don't know, Paul. I'm on a red eye home from Hawaii and I don't get in till almost 1. I'll be pretty tired."
Da fuq? What a 'derogatory term for female genitalia.' He'll be spending a week in Hawaii. Then he comes home. Seated in first class, on the company dime, with hot and cold running stewardesses, reclined, with warm blankets and a couple glasses of white Zinfandel to go with his poi. And he's going to be tired.
What a 'derogatory term for female genitalia.'
Da fuq? What a 'derogatory term for female genitalia.' He'll be spending a week in Hawaii. Then he comes home. Seated in first class, on the company dime, with hot and cold running stewardesses, reclined, with warm blankets and a couple glasses of white Zinfandel to go with his poi. And he's going to be tired.
What a 'derogatory term for female genitalia.'
You better show up! So it's 7 hours in the car. Big deal! I have three hours in the car, plus a 7 hour flight/airport time. Each way. I would miss you so much if you didn't make it.
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Yooper and the_bird
sitting in a tree
K. I. S.S. I. N. G..
First the mash.
Then the boil.
Then a Smurf in a baby carrage.
sitting in a tree
K. I. S.S. I. N. G..
First the mash.
Then the boil.
Then a Smurf in a baby carrage.
You're really pulling out the stops trying to get Mr. Yooper to show. That's hilarious.
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