Massachusetts Masstoberfest 2016 Ten years and going strong.

[HoppyDaze]

what kind of ******* eats a lamb?

 

[Yooper]

what kind of ******* eats a lamb?

Only those who love great food.

 

[paulthenurse]

what kind of ******* eats a lamb?

What, have you got some sort of weird Orwellian BBQ hierarchy? "Some BBQ is more equal than others?"

 

[HoppyDaze]

I sort of do, strangely enough...Along with being highly overrated; It's just not tasty enough to justify.


Apologies for raining on the parade...**** lambs!!

 

[paulthenurse]

**** lambs!!

So you're saying that not only do you engage in beastiality, you engage in under aged beastiality?

Wow. That's creepy and disgusting even by your standards.

 

[Daddymem]

#LambLivesMatter

 

[HoppyDaze]

So you're saying that not only do you engage in beastiality, you engage in under aged beastiality?

Wow. That's creepy and disgusting even by your standards.

Hey, everyone has their character flaws

 

[Daddymem]

Good news, the hair salon double booked so my perm was bumped so they could do a man bun (****** knot, whatever) for some Bob dude from Michigan. I don't think he exists, but whatever, I get to brew beer!

 

[paulthenurse]

Have you noticed that Yoop has not taken The Masstoberfest Cup anywhere in the past year? I sure hope she shows up a few days early in order to squire the thing around and show it a good time.

Edited to add that I just saw your signature. I'm not sure whether to be proud or horrified. I think I'm kind of both.

 

[DrinksWellWithOthers]

I can't believe this **** show has lasted 10 years.

 

[Daddymem]

Have you noticed that Yoop has not taken The Masstoberfest Cup anywhere in the past year? I sure hope she shows up a few days early in order to squire the thing around and show it a good time.

Edited to add that I just saw your signature. I'm not sure whether to be proud or horrified. I think I'm kind of both.

Crap, I spelled wiener wrong.

 

[paulthenurse]

I can't believe this **** show has lasted 10 years.

DrinksWell!!!!!! Wassup kid? Hope all is well and we see you next week.

 

[Daddymem]

Have you noticed that Yoop has not taken The Masstoberfest Cup anywhere in the past year? I sure hope she shows up a few days early in order to squire the thing around and show it a good time.

Edited to add that I just saw your signature. I'm not sure whether to be proud or horrified. I think I'm kind of both.

Oh, she took it somewhere alright. First thing she did when she got home to the North Pole, Antarctica, or wherever the heck that place is, was dropkick it into the nearest stream. Good thing Paulie was there to rescue it then explain yet again to Yoop the honor bestowed on her. I hope she got the message.

 

[Daddymem]

She did seem to take the pride much more serious after that...either that or the banana hammock Paulie was sort of wearing scared her straight...you be the judge.



And yes, you are very welcome for putting the image of Paulie in a banana hammock into your warped minds.

 

[Daddymem]

But seriously, you were really fortunate to snag Bob for a photo with Yoop. You never know when you will get a chance like that. It's these magical little moments of wonder that will keep us going in our old age...cherish them while you can.



No Smurf, I refuse to post a banana hammocked Paulie picture. You are the one with the massive collection of those photos, you can post them your own damn self.

 

[paulthenurse]

You've totally wasted your talent working for Falmouth.

(And is it my imagination or dies 'CardBob' have his hand on Yoop's arse? I KNOW she had hers on mine.)

 

[Daddymem]

You've totally wasted your talent working for Falmouth.

(And is it my imagination or dies 'CardBob' have his hand on Yoop's arse? I KNOW she had hers on mine.)

Hey, someone has to stop Will from building a Cumby's on every damn corner.

And as far as stinkfingers go...first rule of Masstoberfest.

 

[Daddymem]

When Paulie said he is so extra excited for Yoop's attendance that he went out and bought a special costume to wear, this wasn't what I expected.



And walking around saying "lick me" is the part I don't understand...did I miss something?

Did anyone else catch Paulie slipping the For Sale sign on his daughter?

 

[day_trippr]

[...]Did anyone else catch Paulie slipping the For Sale sign on his daughter?

Ah, you're catching up. Good - context is important around here

And, yes, it was caught. That was a day that will live on in infamy...

Cheers!

 

[Yooper]

The world traveled Masstoberfest Trophy isn't for everyone. It's an honor and privilege that few can understand. I'm glad I was able to do it justice, with Daddymem's help.

 

[Daddymem]

The world traveled Masstoberfest Trophy isn't for everyone. It's an honor and privilege that few can understand. I'm glad I was able to do it justice, with Daddymem's help.

I'm just happy that you and Imaginary Bob decided to bring it on vacation with you crazy kids. What a great looking trio.

 

[paulthenurse]

That is a really nice pic of you and CardBob. The Cup is gravy.

 

[Daddymem]

It is great to see that Yoop took the cup out on the Town sometimes and let the public get the full Masstoberfest Cup experience. Ahhhh summer in Michigan. It's cool that Melana got the time to visit Yoop too.



Hey, I wonder what Paulie and Cardbob are looking at down there....

 

[paulthenurse]

I'm calling bullshirt!

No f'ing way that picture's not Photoshopped.


I've NEVER been on my knees next to CardBob looking up at Yooper's and Melana's mash tuns.

Even drunk that's something I'd remember.

Hell, I'm pretty much convinced CardBob don't exist. I'd remember doing the alter boy knee flex with him.


Uhhhhhhh. Whatever. Still a bullshirt Photoshop

 

[Melana]

It's the week before Masstoberfest and The Empress Yooper arrives tomorrow night!

 

[paulthenurse]

It's the week before Masstoberfest and The Empress Yooper arrives tomorrow night!

Massachusetts State Troopers at Logan Airport have put out an APB for the Empress of the North.

May come disguised as the following...

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Or

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[the_bird]

Slumber party tonight! Have John take pictures!

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Weather goes from a mid 80's dry beach day to frost warnings. Sounds about right. Welcome back Yoop!

 

[paulthenurse]

The first 8 years of Masstoberfest we had picture postcard weather. Then you know who showed up. Saturday looks questionable but is going off anyways

 

[Melana]

The first 8 years of Masstoberfest we had picture postcard weather. Then you know who showed up. Saturday looks questionable but is going off anyways

It's true. She brings in the arctic weather and hurricanes.